Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Small Penis Insults

Small Penis Insults

Hello, my followers! I have been talking to a girl lately who actually entices the idea of trying small penis humiliation. For now, she has texted me a few jabs at my small penis (only upon request so far) and I thought I'd share them with you! They certainly range in creativity, but overall, they're quite good. I've gotten eight so far and here they are!


1) Let me get some ketchup for your french fry.


2) Maybe if you water it, it will grow!


3) So this is why you're supposed to judge people on their personality.


4) Don't go fishing, they throw back the small ones.


5) I thought you were cray, but now I see you're all nuts!


6) You need to order a new package from UPS, because yours is too small!


7) It's just a happy meal, you can't super-size it.


8) Here's a pair of panties, they'll suit you better!


Sunday, July 28, 2013

Photo: Ain't Nuthin' But a THANG


Ain't Nuthin' But a THANG

I was only going to post one photo today, but since I've been so inattentive to the blog lately, I figured my followers earned not only two photos for the day, but three. Here's a two-parter from Cartoon Joe, creator of the "For the Love of Miss Truth" comics. I was going to stretch it out over the course of two or three days, but since I hadn't even posted for eight days before this, here are both parts! The whole thing is great and I hope you all love them both!



And believe me, guys, I've got a lot more content coming soon to this blog! Be patient and check pack frequently for all my new stuff coming soon!

Photo: It's a Size Thing

It's a Size Thing

First off, I apologize that I haven't been posting so much lately, but I'm on vacation and I've actually had a lot of direct experience with SPH, which I will most likely share in greater detail soon. Anyway, here's another good photo for you guys! I hope you like it!


Saturday, July 20, 2013

Photo: They Call Him Tiny

They Call Him Tiny

Again, it's self-explanatory. I found it on Deviantart and I hope it's something you guys all like as much as I do!


Photo: Stolen Shorts

Stolen Shorts

Here's a simple, yet fun little photo I found on Deviantart. There's not much to say about it. It's a personal favorite of mine and I hope you all enjoy it!


Monday, July 15, 2013

Small Penis Memes: Friend Zone Fiona

Small Penis Memes: Friend Zone Fiona

This series of memes is the last of my findings on Troll.me and I must say, they're not that great. They feature some solid quotes mocking small penises, but I personally don't think they're all that well thought-out. It features a stock image of a woman laughing with various jokes about small penises, some singling out specific names. Hopefully you all enjoy these! They're not the best, but there are some good quotes at least.









Internet Find: Swimsuit Shopping

Swimsuit Shopping

I don't normally post mere link to internet finds, but I encountered this story on "Smallest-Dick-On-Earth.com," which doesn't allow you to copy and paste their stories. I found this one particularly good, or at least I think it is, but I hope you all enjoy it! It's about a mother who takes her son shopping for a swimsuit, but the boy ends up humiliated as none of the suits quite fit with his lack of a bulge. Enjoy, my friends!


http://smallest-dick-on-earth.com/?p=2259

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Small Penis Memes: Stanley

Small Penis Memes: Stanley

Here is a lot more of the material I found on Troll.me. I didn't group these ones with the other SPH memes, because these ones can actually be formed into a story. It's a surprisingly concise story (thought a little bit is still vague) and a great fantasy for us guys who like this sort of thing, so I hope you all enjoy it. Basically, there are two options for this story - either you can pretend your name is Stanley and imagine the girls are all talking to you or you can just imagine you're watching it all go down as yourself. Either way is great fun! Enjoy!

















Thursday, July 11, 2013

Internet Find: Girls Can Be Cruel

Girls Can Be Cruel

OK so I was 14 at the time with a really small dick (at the time I didn't think it was small). It was about 3 inches hard and 1.5 soft. After gym, everyone had to take a shower but I never did because of my small dick. So one day we had to go swimming. It was a normal gym day until one of the girls came up to me and said meet me in the showers after. She had huge tits and was really hot so I couldn't say no. So we went in and I took off all of my clothes and grabbed a towel to meet her there. She was standing right outside the shower area and said, "You go first." So I dropped the towel, went near the showers, and turned one on . I then turned around to see her running away with my towel. So I go to chase her, because that was my first instinct. I couldn't find her, so I went to my locker to grab my other clothes, but they turned out to be gone too. So it was about 10 minutes after the period ended when she opened the door and said, "We will give you your stuff back if you come to us. At this point, I still didn't think my dick was small because I was stupid. I thought it was average size, so I wasn't really embarrassed to show a few girls my dick. So I went out and all I heard was laughter and pictures being taken. I looked down and saw that it was even smaller than before because I was just in the shower. Then I felt something behind me and two girls tied my hands together. I looked up to see my clothes on a basketball hoop. They said since they already had their pictures, they will help me get it. So they go the ladder that was always next to the hoop and said, "Here. Climb this." Once I got on the actual hoop, I was just standing there naked. I tried to reach over and get my clothes, but the girls hit them off with a stick. So I went to the ladder, but once I got there, they were already down. So I was just standing there with my hard, 2-inch dick out that was and my hands still tied behind my back . They then called a few of their friends over and they all took more pictures. After abut 10 minutes, the girls basketball team came in and my dick was really hard now. All the girls were laughing so hard. Finally, the coach of the girls basketball team came over (who was the hottest teacher I had ever had), looked at me and put her hand over her mouth to stop giggling, but then said, "Hey, take take him down." But she was still laughing.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

A Couple More Small Penis Memes for Laughs

A Couple More Small Penis Memes for Laughs

I've got plenty more small penis memes to post from Troll.me, but for now, I've found two more that are strictly meant as jokes. Of course, us SPH fans get more out of them, but anyway, here they are. They're not fantastic or anything, but they're definitely some nice photos.



Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Ladies Making the Small Penis Sign

Ladies Making the Small Penis Sign

During my search to find a great image for the layout of my website (the image you can see to your right), I found a few more worthy mentions. I could only go with one, but I found some truly great photos similar to it. So I decided to post all of them since they do feature one of the most basic and best phenomenons for fans of SPH - a woman making the small penis sign. Of course, I've included the original as well, but here are the rest I could find for now. Enjoy!








Monday, July 8, 2013

Original Story: Naked in School

Naked in School

Back in my freshman year of high school, I got picked on quite a bit. Kids called me un-creative names and I always got mocked whenever I did something foolish. One time, I dropped my books I was carrying and didn't hear the end of "how stupid I looked" for several weeks.

The worst incident happened in April, just when it seemed like I was reaching the end of that miserable year. I only had gym class for the second semester that year and, since January when it first began, I had refused to shower. We were strongly encouraged to take showers in school, but I was far too embarrassed to strip naked and display my small penis to all of the stupid jocks in my class. I never did voluntarily shower, but on this day in April, I was almost forced to do so.

My coach had told me that he could smell how much I had been sweating and said that I absolutely needed to take a shower. I said that I really didn't want to and, when he asked why, I obviously couldn't give him the real answer, so I was silent. After a few days of ignoring what he kept telling me, he approached me after class one day and said, "Alright, Ryan, get those clothes off. You're gonna' take a shower today." I refused, but he threatened to start giving me zeroes in my participation score, so I obeyed reluctantly. As soon as I was down to just my briefs, he said, "Can't shower in your underwear, Ryan. Take 'em off. You have nothing to hide, we've all seen dicks before." So I pulled them down and stepped out of them. My coach didn't say anything about my small penis, but he noticed and simply walked off with a smirk on his face.

As soon as he was gone, all of the guys burst out laughing and yelling about how I had the smallest penis they had ever seen. I tried to cover up, but they pried my hands away and kept laughing hysterically. Then I heard someone blurt out, "Let's throw him out in the halls!" I begged them not to, but they had already started pushing me out. In no time at all, they had easily overpowered me, and pushed me in the halls, quickly slamming the door behind me and holding it shut. I banged on the door, but this only brought attention to myself and then I heard female giggling behind me. I turned around, leaving myself uncovered for a moment, and saw a group of about a dozen girls laughing and pointing.

"Oh my God! It's so fucking tiny!"

"Look at that little shrimp dick!"

"I didn't know they could even be that small! Look at that little thing!"

"Were you trying to find the girls' locker room? Because boys have wieners and I certainly don't see one on you, little girl!"

"Hey, let's help the bitch out and dress her up right now!"

I didn't wait any longer after hearing that, I just ran away from them before they had the chance to dress me in girls' clothing. To my relief, rather than chasing after me, they just laughed and continued making comments among themselves. I quickly realized that I had nowhere to go at this point, but I definitely couldn't go back to where those girls were. My only option seemed to be to find the main office and hopefully get some clothes out of the lost and found bin. The only problem was that it was on the second floor and the locker rooms were on the first. I had no choice though; I had to make a run for it. I quickly walked through the hallway and began walking up the stairs. Then I heard girls' voices heading down, but there was nothing I could do. I walked past them as they laughed and stared at me, but I ignored them. I just kept walking to that office.

When I was just about twenty feet away, the bell rang and people began flooding the halls. Luckily, I managed to run in there before too many people saw me, but I heard some laughing still. The secretary, who was tan, busty, and gorgeous, looked shocked and laughed for a moment as I approached her.

"Can I help you, young man?"

"I, uh, I lost my clothes, and I need some more out of the lost and found."

"You lost them, huh? How'd that happen?"

I wanted to yell that there was no time to explain. The main office was surrounded by glass, so everyone in the halls walking by at that moment could see exactly what was going on. I could hear laughter, but I refused to look at the other kids. I paused for a moment and said, "Some kids took them."

"Well, that's not how the lost and found works, okay? You can't just take clothes from there."

"But I'm naked."

"Well I can see that," she said giggling, "you're butt-naked indeed."

"Well?"

"Well what?"

"Please. Help me out."

"Well, if I let you take clothes from the lost and found, I could get in trouble."

"Please, I'm begging you. Please."

"Fine, fine. Just a minute. But you owe me one."

She walked to the back of the office, leaving me naked and alone as everyone continued peering in the window while laughing uncontrollably at me. Just then, my favorite science teacher, Mrs. De Vries, who was a beautiful woman that all of the boys had little crushes on, walked out from behind the back part of the office and stared in disbelief. She was carrying a stack of papers, which she dropped as soon as she saw that I was completely naked. She sighed with irritation and asked if I could help her pick up the papers. Careful not to give my peers too much of a show, I got down on all fours, facing the back of the office, and picked up some papers with my right hand so I could keep my left covering my penis. This wasn't very effective, so after a moment, she said, "For God's sake," and yanked my left hand away from my penis. She stared intently for a moment and started laughing outrageously, as did the students watching this all happen.

"Sorry, you don't have to help. Just keep that little thing covered," she said as she laughed a bit and collected the papers.

The secretary returns just then, saw me bent over on the ground, and took the opportunity to reach down and smack my butt fairly hard as she laughed. I jumped, exposing my penis to Mrs. De Vries and the crowd again, and quickly covered it again as I stood up. Luckily, Mrs. De Vries left at that moment, but I knew she would never look at me the same - I was no longer a real man in her eyes and I never would be.

The beautiful secretary began digging through the clothes and, as she did this, her large breasts bounced around, giving me a shameful erection. I barely managed to cover this, but she didn't seem to notice my condition anyway. After about a minute, she looked over at me and said, "Sorry, looks like you're going to have to wear girls' clothes. That's all we've got in here." I panicked as soon as I heard this and stupidly removed my hands to flip through the box for myself. Surely enough, there was just some panties, a bra, a skirt, some shorts, and a bright pink T-shirt. That's when the secretary got a good look at my tiny penis and started laughing as she stared right at it. I just looked her in the eyes for a moment in momentary shock from all that had happened and looked down to see that my erection was pathetically small. Now this gorgeous woman would never look at me as a man again; I was merely a little boy in her mind and I always would be.

I quickly covered up again and asked if there was anything else to wear. She said that that was it and laughed as she sat back down at her desk.

"So what's it gonna' be, little boy, go naked or wear girls' clothes? The choice is yours!"

"I, um, I...I..."

"Yeah?"

"I'll wear the girls clothes."

"Fine by me. Take your pick."

I tried to find the least humiliating articles of clothing I could find, but they were all so feminine and would easily destroy what was left of my dignity. I picked out some white cotton panties, a pair of little green shorts, and that degrading pink T-shirt. I tried to hide my penis while getting dressed, but it was very difficult and the secretary only laughed at me as I did this. When I had finished dressing, my face was bright red, but that cruel babe just said, "Aw, you look so cute. Now to get to class, girlie."

I took a deep breath and walked out of the office only to be greeted my a huge crowd of laughing teenagers who made all sorts of hurtful comments. I initially received a wedgie from some giggling girls who said that they just wanted a better look at my panties. I didn't bother fixing my underwear since I had been humiliated enough at that point. Nothing could make it worse, or so I though.

I was too embarrassed to go to class, so I decided to walk home instead. Unfortunately, it was a forty-minute walk, so on my way, I faced even more humiliation. Everyone I passed couldn't help but laugh at me, and I heard plenty of horns honking as I walked down that busy street. When I got home, there was luckily nobody else there, so I quickly got rid of those girls' clothes and put on my own clothing. I didn't know what else to do, so I just hid my new clothes in a box and buried them with other junk that I didn't care about.

When my mom got home, she greeted me with a smile and said, "How was school today?"

"Fine," I replied.

"Anything interesting happen?"

"No, not really."


If only she knew how interesting that day had been.

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Small Penis Shirts

Small Penis Shirts

In my research, I've discovered just a few images of women wearing shirts mocking small penises. I couldn't find all that many, but I found a nice little selection. The images are pretty self-explanatory and there's not much else to say anyway, so without further ado, here is what I found! Enjoy!







Friday, July 5, 2013

Internet Find: Speedo Or None?

Speedo Or None?

As the title might suggest, this is another one of those incredibly unbelievable, yet highly entertaining SPH stories. It's another classic I initially discovered on "YourEmbarrassingMoments.com" and there's really not much else to say about it. Enjoy this one, guys!

This happened to me just last summer, I was 15 and was going into 10th grade. The day before school ended we each wrote essays in English about what what we were doing over the break, I wrote that I was vacationing with my family on Maui. The most attractive girls in the class wrote the same. "Maybe we'll meet up," I joked, for the chances of that happening are so small. 

Well I stayed at this weird  but fancy hotel that was nice, but had one odd rule, the pool area was speedos only. Now, I am a bit short down there, about 1 to 1.5 inches when soft, maybe just 1 or possibly less when wet, so indeed I feared the rule. One day though, when my parents were gone, I decided to go, because it was just sooo hot. I did get a few stares and giggles at my crotch, but I just told myself to ignore them, and not look down, for it would only draw more attention. I cooled off in the pool a little while, then did a dive off the high dive, and got out. I received tons of stares now, and got tense, so without thinking I began to briskly walk balk to my hotel room. I kept telling myself to not look down, fearing it would attract more stares. I finally entered the elevators, and pressed floor 15, but when the shiny doors closed, I saw my reflection and realized i was butt naked! I was sooooo embarrassed! 

The elevator stopped on the first floor, and I realized someone was getting in with me. Guess who. The hottest girl, my crush cam walking in, pressed floor 15 as well, and simply said: Corey, oh my god! Why are you nude! Then she began hysterically laughing. I just whimpered something and looked down, hiding my face. Finally we got out together at floor 15, when I realized I didn't have my key! I would have to go down again! I gasped, and she realized what was going on. We just so happened to have rooms with connecting doors, so she let me in hers, while her entire family watched me. When they weren't looking, she pried my hands away, got a glimpse of my tiny wet penis, and began hysterically laughing again. 

Needless to say, this year at school, word has definitely spread of my nude streak and my half-incher. Definitely my most embarrassing moment.

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Internet Find: The Truth Comes Out

The Truth Comes Out

I'm sure at least some of you have read this story before since it has been on the site "YourEmbarrassingMoments.com" for quite a while now. I also posted it on Experience Project through my RyanSmith60 account a while back, but I thought I'd go ahead and post it here too. It's a classic tale of small penis humiliation and I really think you guys will love it! Enjoy!

I was 22 at the time, and it was summer. I was having trouble picking up chicks at the time, so I decided to look for some at the beach. Well, my bathing suit was totally lame, so I decided to get a new one. I went to a small shop, and found all the normal ones, next to the Speedos. I was looking through the normal ones, but none looked too cool, and then just for fun I began looking through the Speedos. I would never wear a Speedo, as I don't have too much to brag about down there (maybe 2 inches). However, in the back, I saw that they were selling 'padding' - you stuff it inside your Speedo to make your bulge seem bigger ('for modest sized men' the label said). I thought 'hey, this will be a great way to pick up chicks! I'll make them think I'm huge!' so I bought a whole bunch of the stuff. So I went to the beach, with what looked like a massive bulge. Immediately, beautiful women began swarming around me - it was great. In my glory, I decided to show off a little more by going swimming - getting myself wet. However when I emerged from the water, the women all had strange looks on their faces. 'What's this?' one of them said. All my padding was sticking out! I turned bright read and began to get an erection (I don't know why). One of the hot women then began to pull all the padding out of my Speedo, and in doing this, she caught a glimpse of my tiny shrunken penis. 'Oh my!' she exclaimed. Taking the padding in her hands and waiving it in front of all the other women, saying 'Its padding! He's the tiniest guy I ever saw!' Everyone began to laugh, and taking up my last ounce of pride, I firmly demanded my pads back. 'Oh do you?' she asked. I then made a motion to snatch it out of her hands, and while I was doing so, one of the girls came from behind and pulled down my Speedo, exposing me to everyone there. I was so overwhelmed, I literally fainted. I woke up hours later in the lifeguard station, wearing nothing but a life guard towel. The life guard, who was an attractive woman, was chatting and giggling with her colleague. When she saw that I had awaken she walked over, with a huge grin on her face, and handed me my pads and Speedo. She then informed me that I was no longer welcome at that beach. The moral of the story is: don't lie about your size, because sooner or later, the truth will come out.

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Another Urinal Mural

Another Urinal Mural

Among all my internet searches for more SPH material, I cam across another urinal mural. This one, however, is a little bit different than the others I found before. The others feature actual photos of real women, but this is just an animation. Of course, it's still great and my SPH fans out there are sure to love it. Enjoy, friends!


Internet Find: Embarrassed By Little Scheming Sister

Embarrassed By Little Scheming Sister

Here’s another fake, yet fun fantasy. Enjoy! (I didn't bother fixing much of the grammar this time around though)

Me(18) my mum my 2 sisters 13 and 15 where on a family outing-a historical fun day i was in a mood because my friend was not allowed to come with me, but my sisters both had 2 of their friends along. it was a hot summers day so i was only wearing shorts. My sisters where constantly picking on me to join in and stop being so moody. My mum goes off to buy ice creams and they were clowning around on medieval stocks(the wooden device your head and hands go in) i had lost sight of my mum in the busy crowd. they snapped a few pics of each other and asked me if i would like to be in 1 or 2 funny pics for facebook, so i agreed thinking funny pics with hot girls would certainly look good on my facebook. Without thinking i walk over and put my head and hands in the stocks and pull a face my 15 year old sister adjusting the camera while her 2 hot friends where posing by my side , then suddenly i heard a bang as my 13 year old sister locked the stock clamps paralysing my head and hands she walks round and comes face to face with me, i am demanding my release as i struggle and pull at my wrists but they wouldn't budge. My 13 year old sister starts saying for your moodiness today and attempting to ruin their day she was punishing me. By now i am standing in my shorts head and hands stuck in the middle of a very crowded park and panicking as my sister says i will make sure you never ever want to go in a mood again. My 15 year old sister with the cam starts to walk towards me grinning then my 13 year old sister dissappeared next i knew my shorts and underwear where round my ankles my sisters and friends laughing hysterically as i pulled my arms yanked my neck in a feeble attempt to free myself my sis with the cam starts circling me snapping numerous pics groups of other people where congregrating laughing and photo-ing me my 13 year old sister begins working my shorts and is not long before she has my shorts and underwear in her hand so now i am standing in nothing but my trainers totally nude and unable to even use my hands to cover myself my sisters and there friends laughing pointing and teasing was now causing a lot of attention. An audience of about 50-100 people watching waiting to see what was to be. My 13 year old sister then walked behind me and kicking each ankle apart spreading my legs widening the view of my exposed genitals then she shouts at the crowd gather round people dont miss the spanking show of a lifetime by now my anger has gone and i feel nothing but utter humiliation unable to speak standing legs spread apart hands and head trapped in stocks as my 13 year old sister spanks me over and over. The crowd were loving it about an hour and a half had gone by. As an 18 year old boy it was by far the most humiliated i have ever been, eventually i spots my mum returning through the crowd and finally felt my nightmare was nearing an end. As i came into my mother’s view i could see it was taking a while for her to take in exactly what she was seeing , when she was about a foot away from me she burst out laughing and says to me you have been caught out good today then takes her phone out begins videoing me. On noticing my sister with my clothes my mother says to her give me those i couldnt believe my eyes and ears when my mum stuffs them in her bag saying he won’t be needing them hurry along girls get in the car it’s time to leave half an hour or so after my mum drove away some women took pity on me and released me. Still had to walk home naked though. And when i arrived home every female relation and friend they could gather was waiting for me OMG!!!

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Speeding: No One Thinks Big Of You

Speeding: No One Thinks Big of You

Ah, yes, I'm sure we've all heard of this classic Australian ad featuring a woman waving her pinkie to all those speeders out there. I've heard that the ad actually worked, but of course, I get a hell of a lot more out of it than a mere warning not to speed.


I can see how the ad would be effective. Most men certainly don't like having the size of their penis mocked and the fact that a national ad probably had women mimicking the ad all over Australia would've made it all the more effective. Of course, to me, that sounds like a dream come true.


Just imagine it. You're driving down the street, already seeing massive billboards like the one above, and you maybe push the pedal down a bit too much. You hit a stop sign and glance over at the girl next to you, who then waves her pinkie and giggles at you. 


Or maybe you're behind a slow-moving bus and you gun it to pass that damn thing. Well, all the female passengers think you're just speeding and proceed to wave all their pinkies at you and laugh up a storm.


Of course, even if women weren't captivated to mimic the ad, it's sheer pleasure enough to see them on the streets. I can tell you that I'd love waiting for a bus if this were what I got to sit next to!



Then, of course, there's the actual 30-second ad (which can easily be found on YouTube) that actually illustrates this fantasy I described. Women wave their pinkies when a speeder goes by, so I can only imagine that there was at least a mild mimicking of this ad. Hopefully.


And here's further evidence that women mimicked the ad, but there's still no telling how much. Of course, for the purposes of my fantasy, I'm just going to think that women all over the nation had the time of their lives giggling and waving their pinkies at speeders.


Yeah, let's just say they did.