Photos: Embarrassing Predicaments

Embarrassing Predicaments

I've found a great series of artwork which features a boy naked in various public places as female spectators laugh at him. Some of the places are very public and some are just houses. Some feature a whole crowd of women and some feature just a couple. Still, all of the photos I could find in this series are great. The only thing is that, as far as I can tell, there is no direct implication of the boy having a small penis, but it's still possible. He is depicted with an erection in every photo, but it doesn't look all that big to me, so who knows. Either way, it's a great bunch of photos. Enjoy!

Internet Find: Pantsed at a Pool Party

Pantsed at a Pool Party

I was very recently at a pool party hosted by a friend of my girlfriend. I had just been for a dip in the pool and had gone to the cooler to grab a beer. I was standing there talking to a couple of girls I know when some drunken guy (whom I didn't  know) came up and said something like "Don't just talk show them what you got" as he pulled my swim shorts down and ran away laughing. Before I could pull them back up both the girl's had a very good look at my tiny, baby-sized cock and I don't know who blushed more but they had bigger grins on there faces. My girlfriend had seen what happened and thought it was very amusing as well. She told me later that both the girls had told her how surprised they were at how tiny my penis is. It is only 2" soft on a good day but after a swim it is a micro 1" at best. On this occasion it was shaven down there as well (I do that on occasion particularly in summer) so I truly would have looked baby-like.

Photo: The Reason Why I Hate Hospitals

The Reason Why I Hate Hospitals

Here's another image I cam across on Deviantart! There's not much to say about it. Just view and enjoy!

Some French Artwork

Some French Artwork

I've had these pictures for quite a while now and unfortunately, it's been so long that I can't remember where I got them from. I know they're from a blog that features new pictures like these a couple times a month, but I just don't recall the name. Most of these pictures actually feature ladies being spanked and humiliated in public, but I'm a fan of all that too! In fact, these three photos I've been saving are the only ones off of the blog that features men being spanked/humiliated. They're great though and I hope you like them! The first one could have an implication of small penis humiliation, but the others are strictly spanking.

Some Images from Wicked Hearts Boutique

Some Images from Wicked Hearts Boutique

I came across these images while searching the web and found some free samples from a site called "Wicked Hearts Boutique." This site does not only feature small penis humiliation, but covers a wide range of topics that relate to female domination. I can't say I'm into all of it and it is a pay site, but if you guys are interested, go ahead and Google it for more information. For now though, here are three nice images I found featuring hot ladies making the small penis sign. Enjoy!

Internet Find: Embarrassing Penis Exposure

Embarrassing Penis Exposure

I had the worst experience a couple weeks ago. I am 16 and I, for my age, have a smaller dick - only about 3 inches soft an maybe .5 inches more when hard, but I never really thought much of it. I'm not particularly hairy anywhere especially my butt an dick area don't get me wrong I have hair its just lightish down there. But anyway, I hang with a friend a lot; we skate and hang almost every other day with his sister, who is a year younger and I love messing with her, pantsing her and stuff anytime I can. I have seen her ass before and her pussy, but anyway I really got her good this one day and pulled her spandex shorts down she wears them all the time and I loved looking at her ass so I got her from behind and pulled them down and, boom, out came her ass and she bent down to pull them up and I got a good view of her pussy that made her mad. I had kinda shoved her down too so she struggled to pull them up. I laughed and walked away, feeling victorious. 

Her and her brother are pretty close since it's just them, no other siblings, and she wanted to get me back and the plan was to pants me but now I saw what she was doing. Her brother suggested swimming and we all changed into shorts. I have no bathing suit so gym shorts would do. She put on a bikini and I thought, YES!! Pantsing her again and she was bending over a chair pretty much setting herself up. I went to get her and her brother pulled my shorts down! He grabs my arms from behind and holds me. Still, she knew exactly what she was doing. Immediately, her eyes were fixed on my dick and she said, "Aww, how cute, its so small," and scolded me for pantsing her continuously. I said sorry, but that wasn't enough. She then just barely touched it and of course an erection sprang out of nowhere and she said, "Oh darn, I was hoping it would get bigger." 

They took me outside to the pool and held me down until their mom got home. I was mortified at this point. She came home and walked out, a little angry at first, but once told why this happened, she lightened up quickly and said, "Oh, well I guess you deserve this then," staring at my butt the whole time. The sister and her mother were making jokes about how smooth and hairless I was. Her mom surprisingly said, "Flip him over, don't wanna burn that butt!" And then out came my now shriveled, scared penis and she said, "Aw, that's a shame," quickly followed by, "I wonder if your mom wants to know how you behave here." 

I begged, "No, please, I'm sorry," and all that shit but it had no effect on her. She called my mom to pick me up and she came over. Still being held down, my mom arrives and starts laughing like crazy at this situation, making jokes about my butt and how it's been so long since she had seen it. I really cried when she said I was still her "little" boy, pointing out the obvious. My friend's sister said, "I'm surprised it's so tiny," and laughed. I finally was aloud to get in the car, but without my shorts as my mom kept making dumb jokes about my size and lack of hair. I never was sooo embarrassed.

A Couple More Small Penis Memes for Laughs

A Couple More Small Penis Memes for Laughs

I've got plenty more small penis memes to post from Troll.me, but for now, I've found two more that are strictly meant as jokes. Of course, us SPH fans get more out of them, but anyway, here they are. They're not fantastic or anything, but they're definitely some nice photos.

Ladies Making the Small Penis Sign

Ladies Making the Small Penis Sign

During my search to find a great image for the layout of my website (the image you can see to your right), I found a few more worthy mentions. I could only go with one, but I found some truly great photos similar to it. So I decided to post all of them since they do feature one of the most basic and best phenomenons for fans of SPH - a woman making the small penis sign. Of course, I've included the original as well, but here are the rest I could find for now. Enjoy!

Small Penis Shirts

Small Penis Shirts

In my research, I've discovered just a few images of women wearing shirts mocking small penises. I couldn't find all that many, but I found a nice little selection. The images are pretty self-explanatory and there's not much else to say anyway, so without further ado, here is what I found! Enjoy!

Another Urinal Mural

Another Urinal Mural

Among all my internet searches for more SPH material, I cam across another urinal mural. This one, however, is a little bit different than the others I found before. The others feature actual photos of real women, but this is just an animation. Of course, it's still great and my SPH fans out there are sure to love it. Enjoy, friends!

Speeding: No One Thinks Big Of You

Speeding: No One Thinks Big of You

Ah, yes, I'm sure we've all heard of this classic Australian ad featuring a woman waving her pinkie to all those speeders out there. I've heard that the ad actually worked, but of course, I get a hell of a lot more out of it than a mere warning not to speed.

I can see how the ad would be effective. Most men certainly don't like having the size of their penis mocked and the fact that a national ad probably had women mimicking the ad all over Australia would've made it all the more effective. Of course, to me, that sounds like a dream come true.

Just imagine it. You're driving down the street, already seeing massive billboards like the one above, and you maybe push the pedal down a bit too much. You hit a stop sign and glance over at the girl next to you, who then waves her pinkie and giggles at you. 

Or maybe you're behind a slow-moving bus and you gun it to pass that damn thing. Well, all the female passengers think you're just speeding and proceed to wave all their pinkies at you and laugh up a storm.

Of course, even if women weren't captivated to mimic the ad, it's sheer pleasure enough to see them on the streets. I can tell you that I'd love waiting for a bus if this were what I got to sit next to!

Then, of course, there's the actual 30-second ad (which can easily be found on YouTube) that actually illustrates this fantasy I described. Women wave their pinkies when a speeder goes by, so I can only imagine that there was at least a mild mimicking of this ad. Hopefully.

And here's further evidence that women mimicked the ad, but there's still no telling how much. Of course, for the purposes of my fantasy, I'm just going to think that women all over the nation had the time of their lives giggling and waving their pinkies at speeders.

Yeah, let's just say they did.