Internet Find: Left Out To Dry

Left Out To Dry

When I was thirteen years old, I was at my house with two girls from school and our moms. We were all in the backyard getting ready to go swimming. The girls changed into their bathing suits inside while I had to change under my towel outside while all three of the moms were out there with me. I got out of my short easily and almost got my bathing suit on until my towel came undone and all the moms saw my bare bottom. They thought it was funny and adorable at the same time. I pulled them up quickly and the girls came outside.

We swam for a bit while the moms relaxed on the tanning chairs drinking and chatting. My dad had recently installed a waterslide for me that he built. I hadn't used it before so I was really excited to go. My friends told me to go and try it out first. It was pretty tall and steep so you could go fast. I got to the top and got the moms attention for the big moment of the first use of the slide. I laid on my stomach and launched down. I felt a little snag but it didn't slow me down. I thought it was super fun. I came back up and got out of the water to go a second time. The girls and the moms both had totally shocked looks. I looked back at the slide and saw my swim trunks snagged on something in the middle of the slide. It took me a couple seconds to realize that if my swim trunks were over there, then they weren't on me! I was completely naked! 

Shocked I covered up my shrunken half developed junk and blushed while the moms started laughing out loud and the girls giggled. I ran back to the slide and tried to retrieve the suit. I had no luck because it was too far to reach. I took cover behind the slide and tried to scope out my clothes or towel. Neither were anywhere to be found. I called out to my mom to get me a towel, but she told me, "your fault you didn't bring one out. Prepare better next time." I was shocked again. This wasn't the first embarrassing naked moment my mom has encountered with me but i thought she'd be kind enough to help me. I started to run for the back door of the house when my mom stopped me again saying, "you know the rules. No going in the house while wet." I could not believe her. I had the two girls I liked staring at my naked body while she just sat there laughing with the other moms. The two other moms went inside. I became hopeful thinking they would be kind enough to get me something to cover up with. Wrong again. They both came back out with cameras. They immediately started snapping photos. I wanted to jump back into the pool, but I needed to dry off in order to get inside. They got a lot of photos. 

After about ten minutes of this. The girls got out and dried off. They started whispering with the moms. My mom said to me, "I'll make you a deal. I'll give you a towel if you go around the side of the house and meet us at the front door." I said no way but she assured me that I wasn't getting anything any other way. They all went inside. I thought it over and decided. I snuck around the side and waited until there were no cars. I knocked on the door and waited. No answer. I kept knocking for five minutes until I gave up. I crouched by the door waiting. After ten minutes I stood up to stretch because I was getting sore and gave up on trying to get in. As I turned around to face the door, I saw the door open with all five of them there with cameras. My mom had a video camera. I covered up rushed the door. They shut it before I could get inside. Now they had pictures of everything. Around ten minutes and after ten cars and twelve people had gone by and seen me, they finally let me in. They have never let me live that down. They have not shown the photos to anyone as far as I know. 

The next day I told my dad he's a terrible slide builder.

Internet Find: Pantsed at a Pool Party

Pantsed at a Pool Party

I was very recently at a pool party hosted by a friend of my girlfriend. I had just been for a dip in the pool and had gone to the cooler to grab a beer. I was standing there talking to a couple of girls I know when some drunken guy (whom I didn't  know) came up and said something like "Don't just talk show them what you got" as he pulled my swim shorts down and ran away laughing. Before I could pull them back up both the girl's had a very good look at my tiny, baby-sized cock and I don't know who blushed more but they had bigger grins on there faces. My girlfriend had seen what happened and thought it was very amusing as well. She told me later that both the girls had told her how surprised they were at how tiny my penis is. It is only 2" soft on a good day but after a swim it is a micro 1" at best. On this occasion it was shaven down there as well (I do that on occasion particularly in summer) so I truly would have looked baby-like.

Internet Find: Embarrassing Consequences

Embarrassing Consequences

Another nice find from Experience Project. Enjoy!

By the time I was 14 I was used to my sisters making fun of my little dick, and so I was very shy around any girls. On this day, I was going home from school through a valley behind the school. I heard someone call my name and turned to see 2 girls from my class. We were walking together and met a group of about 5 or 6 younger kids from the junior school down the road. One of the girls from my class said she wanted to stop and have a cigarette before we reached the main road. We all sat around on the grass just chatting while this girl and her friend were smoking. They were behind me and I looked around to say something and realised I could see up her skirt, and so just stared at her knickers. Her friend saw me looking and said "Paul is looking up your skirt!" and started laughing. I just blushed and looked away. She put her cigarette out on the grass, stood up and said "Who wants to see Paul's dick? Let's get his pants off." Her and her friend jumped on me and all the kids started giggling and shouting something like "Yay, get his willy out."

I tried to jump up but they both grabbed my arms and one sat on my chest so I couldn't move. They undid my belt and pulled my zipper down and then told 2 of the younger girls to pull on my pants. My pants came down to my ankles and then the girl on my chest grabbed my undies and pushed them down, leaving me bare for everyone to see. The most embarrassing moment of my life so far, with my tiny dick and balls exposed, and the girls all giggling and saying things like "Wow, it's so small." They kept me there for maybe 15 minutes, just laughing and prodding my dick. The only boy there, about 10, pulled the front of his shorts down showing his dick and said "Look ! Mine is bigger than his."

I don't remember how it ended and how I got home. But from then on EVERYONE got to hear of Paul's tiny dick.

Original Story: Embarrassing Penis Exposure, Part 2: The Punishment Continues

Embarrassing Penis Exposure, Part 2: The Punishment Continues

I'm guessing that most of you have read my internet find "Embarrassing Penis Exposure," which has easily become my favorite story I've posted from another internet source on this blog. In fact, I love it so much, I've thought about writing my own continuation of the story for quite some time and decided to actually do it now. Just in case you haven't read the original story, click back to the beginning of August this year and it's the first internet find of the month. Enjoy, my friends!

The ride home was brutal and only prolonged the humiliation of it all. My mom made many comments, but what stuck with me most is when we just pulled into our driveway and she took one look at my crotch again with a smirk. She then said, "I guess you always will be my little baby!" My face went red right then and she only laughed some more.

I begged her to bring me a towel or any piece of clothing, but she just laughed and practically pulled me out of the car. Of course, it was just my luck that our smoking hot neighbor who didn't look a day over twenty-five had begun her afternoon jog right then. I fell to the ground right on my butt when my mom yanked me out of the car, leaving my penis in plain view. Our neighbor just happened to be watching at that moment and a surge of laughter was heard her way. I turned, humiliated, and quickly covered myself the best I could. She waved, my mom waved back, and she jogged off down the street, still laughing to herself.

When we got in the house, my sister was waiting for us in the kitchen, typing away on her laptop. She turned naturally, obviously not expecting to see me desperately covering my naked body, but her eyes went wide and her mouth dropped open upon this sight. My mom was laughing still and pushed me slightly towards my sister, who was slowly letting out gasps of giggles through all this. Right when my mom had pushed me in the kitchen, she quickly yanked my arms away, exposing me to my sister, who then laughed out loud at what sure sounded like the top of her lungs. 

"Oh my God! It's so sm- ... I'm sorry, mom, but it is!"

"No, no, I know, believe me."

My mom then proceeded to tell my sister in detail about how and why I had been stripped by my friend and his sister, and of course, they both had a good laugh about it. They also made their fair share of jokes about my size and hairlessness, but I was already as red as I could be. They both decided that as a further punishment for "disrespecting the privacy of a woman's body," I would be forced to remain naked, not allowed to cover, for as long as they deemed necessary. 

The first night was the worst. That night, my mom and sister disappeared upstairs for a while as they left me downstairs, watching TV. While down there though, I hardly watched TV. I just thought about all this and finally thought to myself, it can't be that bad. Those bitches have both already seen me naked, who cares if they do a while longer? I could take it. I could take the comments about my size and lack of hair, it didn't really matter in the end. I was never one to care what people thought and yeah, it was embarrassing - humiliating - what had happened, but life goes on.

Then, the doorbell rang. My mom yelled down the stairs to me, "Can you get that?" Seriously? I froze. A few seconds passed. The doorbell rang again. "Honey! I said, can you get that!?" I did nothing for a moment more. Was she serious? Me? In my... state of dress? The doorbell rang yet again, and again right after that. "I'm not asking again!!" I took a deep breath and stood up, afraid for the first time in my life of what my mom might do if I disobeyed. Maybe this wasn't going to be so easy.

I began walking to the door slowly, attempting to postpone what further humiliation waited for me, but another ring of the bell and order from my mom to answer made me pick up the pace. I approached the door, took a deep breath, and opened it. I swung it open and certainly did not expect to see who was waiting on the porch. It was not one, not two, but three of my sisters' gorgeous friends all smiling already. Of course, holding the door left my penis exposed and that is precisely where all of their eyes fixated quickly. My eyes got wide and they all burst into outrageous laughter as they stared straight at my penis. The one in the middle even made the small penis sign at me, making me blush even more.

"Come on in, girls," said my mom as I heard her walking down the stairs. I turned in fear to see not only my mom, but also my sister walking down the stairs with wide, devious grins on their faces. As they approached closer, my mom grabbed my right hand, making sure I didn't use it to cover up, and then the left as well.

"I see you've met my dumb little brother," said my sister with a giggle.

"Oh yeah," said one of them, "We saw your little brother alright!"

Laughter erupted from all of the girls in the room. My mom left go of my hands for just a moment and gave me a sharp slap on my butt. "Go set the table," she said. I asked for what and she calmly said, "Dinner! Of course!"

"Duh," added my sister. More laughter followed.

I was relieved to finally not be exposed to all of my sisters' friends, so I practically ran to the kitchen. I sat the table carefully as I could hear casual conversation with frequent laughter coming from the living room. God, I hated my mom. And my sister, of course. I had never been so embarrassed in my whole life, but that wasn't even the worst of it. Of course.

Internet Find: Only Boy at the Party

Only Boy at the Party

When I was 17 my best friend was a girl called Samantha. On her 16th birthday (two weeks after my 17th) she had an 'all girls' party at her home but she felt bad for leaving me out as I was her best friend so she let me come to the party. It was just like any other small house party, music, drinks, dancing etc. As the night was nearing it's end all the girls (8 in total) changed into their pajamas and we all sat in the living room having a chat. One girl then asked why I wasn't wearing my pajamas, I told her I had none and they all agreed that I probably slept naked. They then decided that since they were wearing what they would normally wear to bed that I should do the same. I thought they were kidding but all of a sudden they all grabbed me and pulled my shirt and jeans off me. I pleaded with them to leave it at that but they were having none of it and the honors fell to the birthday girl to remove my boxers. As soon as they came down a roar of laughter came from every one of them. There were several comments such as, "I didn't know you could have one that small" and "maybe it is an all-girls party after all!" They still had me pinned down and began to take pictures of me. Eventually I admitted defeat and stopped struggling, at that point they decided I'd suffered enough and gave me back my boxers. The rest of the night consisted of jokes about the size of my willy and constant pinkie wiggling. They were gracious enough to delete the pictures but soon everyone knew about the events of that night.

Internet Find: Karen & Mindy

Karen & Mindy

Again, I’ve brought you guys a story that doesn’t actually feature SPH, but it’s still a good story featuring a teenage guy being stripped and humiliated by his friends before girls. Hopefully, you guys like it, despite the lack of small penis references!

When I was 17, I was at my friend Mike's house. A few other guys and I were sleeping over so we all could get an early start on a fishing trip the next morning. Mike's two sisters Mindy (16), and Karen (17) were hanging around too. We were all goofing around in our pajamas wrestling and stuff when Jason mentions to the girls that I did not have any underwear on. This got the girls attention, and the other guys began to tease me saying they were all going to depants me. Seeing me visibly embarrassed by this made them tease me even more. Then things went a bit too far. Mike and Steve grabbed me and held me by the arms daring the girls to pants me. I thought they were just trying to make me squirm and the girls wouldn’t really do anything, but then Karen ran over and unbuttoned one of the two buttons holding my bottoms up. My bottoms slid down a little and were barely staying up now. I was afraid to move too much for fear they would totally slide down. There was just one snap on my fly now keeping my bottoms up. They had me pinned down good refusing to let me go. Mike suggested Mindy do the honors. I begged them to stop, but being egged on by everyone else, little Mindy came right over without any hesitation and pulled the snap open causing my bottoms to slide down my legs to my feet. I was fully on display with the girls squealing and laughing hysterically at me. Struggling to break lose with my willy wiggling around in full view made me look even more stupid. The guys held me like that so I could not move for at least a couple of minutes. I got kidded about it for the rest of the fishing trip. It was the most embarrassing time of my life.

Internet Find: People Like Pantsing at Pools

People Like Pantsing at Pools

First off, I’m sorry I didn’t fix any grammar and spelling errors in this story, but you can still read it well enough to understand it. I hope you all enjoy this one, despite the atrocious errors!

Ok, so this was way back when i was 13 or 14. i was at my friends house, and he was really popular in school, so a lot of girls hung out with him. it was mid summer, and i came over to swim and hang out. it was a little boring with just us two, so he called some girls who lived nearby (one of them was 16, the other was 12) and asked them to come. so then there were 4 of us in the pool. we were really having fun, shooting water guns and swimming and stuff, then my friend caused my ultimate humiliation- by undoing the 16 year olds top, and making it fall into the water. we were both right next to her, so she couldnt see who had done it. when she was done freaking out and had tied it back, she turned around and looked at my friend and myself. my friend, in order to save his own hide, turned and stared at me in a knowing way, as if i had done it. so then the older girl looked at me, looking a little mad. i was trying to tell her that he had done it and was climbing out of the pool, and thats when it happened. she said something, and i turned around to answer her, and my friend grabbed my trunks, and ripped them down to my ankles. both girls had been looking at me, and the 16 year old laughed at me, since i was...underdeveloped at the time..and the 12 year old was blushing, but laughing as well. i pulled them up, red as a tomato. then we all took a break for lunch. i was still pretty embarrassed when we were all eating, but that wasnt going to be the worst of it. when i was done eating, i went back down to the pool and rested a little.after a few minutes, the 2 girls came back down, and the 12 year old was texting on her phone. the 16 year old went behind me, which was where i made the mistake of letting her go behind me. the 12 year old had looked like she was texting, but she had really turned on her phones camera. i felt the yank on my shorts, and all too late i tried to stop them, but she pulled them all the way down, then held them there. then the 12 year old took the picture. then she sent it to all of her friends. a little while later, my entire school had seen me "down below". i later transferred.

LomoNavojo Art: How Did This Happen?!

How Did This Happen?!

It's been about a month since we've seen anything from the great LomoNavojo, but he's finally got another new one and it is indeed great. It's easily got the most public setting he's ever come up with and that certainly makes it one of his strongest pieces. Anyway, I'll quit gushing about it. Just enjoy, my friends!

Actually, this time LomoNavojo has truly outdone himself in another way. The title is an open call for people to comment and invent a scenario to explain the man's predicament. Here's a link if you want to comment: 

http://lomonavojo.deviantart.com/art/How-Did-This-Happen-390558279

Internet Find: Nasty Step Mom

Nasty Step Mom

Okay, so there’s not any SPH in this story, but it does feature exposure and spanking. In the story, a teenage boy is humiliated by his step-mom, who forces him to go naked in front of his sisters and their friends, and gives him a spanking to top it all off. If that doesn't appeal to you, then don’t read it, but I personally love this one. Even though it doesn't feature any SPH, I figure that it’s the type of story most of my followers would like. Enjoy, my friends!

My dad got a divorce and married this younger woman and my sisters and I had to put up with having a step mother. She was much younger than my mom and thought she was the sexiest women in the neighborhood. She was always warning these low cut blouses with her breasts pushed up, short skirts and high heel shoes. She got my sisters to dress sexy and taught them how to put on their make up, so they got along fine with her. I guess because my sisters are 16 and 18, beauty and vanity is very important to them. As a 14 year old boy, it was no secret I hated having a step mother and she knew it. When my dad was out working, she wouldn't let me out of the house, but I would sneak out anyway to hang out with friends. One day I was taking a shower and she walked in on me, removed all the towels leaving me with nothing to get back to my room. I ran down stairs and found out she had locked my room from the inside. I went back to the bathroom and she had also locked it. She told me if I wanted to go hang out with my friends, I would have to do it with no clothes on. I've always made it a point not to let my sisters see me naked, but this bitch was embarrassing me in front of them. She told me to come down stairs and sit in the living room. I didn't want to come down, but she said if I didn't she would drag me down. My sisters were having so much fun with my situation, and said they would help her if I didn't come down. I didn't want to get humiliated by getting dragged down by three bitches, so I went and sat in the living room. She came out of the kitchen with a paddle in her hand as they all grabbed me and put me over the back of the sofa and spanked the shit out of my butt. She said that was for taking off without her permission. She made me stand with my hands on top of my head for hours, so everyone could see my red ass. That wasn't the only thing my sisters were looking at, as they were going around to check out my dick. The doorbell rang, and my sisters asked my step mother if her girlfriend could come in. She said yes, so they opened the door and told her to not mind her naked brother, he's just being punished for being a bad boy as they went by me. The bitch wanted to humiliate me as much as she could, and teach me lesson I'd never forget. Those were the most embarrassing three hours of my entire life.

Internet Find: Embarrassing Penis Exposure

Embarrassing Penis Exposure

I had the worst experience a couple weeks ago. I am 16 and I, for my age, have a smaller dick - only about 3 inches soft an maybe .5 inches more when hard, but I never really thought much of it. I'm not particularly hairy anywhere especially my butt an dick area don't get me wrong I have hair its just lightish down there. But anyway, I hang with a friend a lot; we skate and hang almost every other day with his sister, who is a year younger and I love messing with her, pantsing her and stuff anytime I can. I have seen her ass before and her pussy, but anyway I really got her good this one day and pulled her spandex shorts down she wears them all the time and I loved looking at her ass so I got her from behind and pulled them down and, boom, out came her ass and she bent down to pull them up and I got a good view of her pussy that made her mad. I had kinda shoved her down too so she struggled to pull them up. I laughed and walked away, feeling victorious. 

Her and her brother are pretty close since it's just them, no other siblings, and she wanted to get me back and the plan was to pants me but now I saw what she was doing. Her brother suggested swimming and we all changed into shorts. I have no bathing suit so gym shorts would do. She put on a bikini and I thought, YES!! Pantsing her again and she was bending over a chair pretty much setting herself up. I went to get her and her brother pulled my shorts down! He grabs my arms from behind and holds me. Still, she knew exactly what she was doing. Immediately, her eyes were fixed on my dick and she said, "Aww, how cute, its so small," and scolded me for pantsing her continuously. I said sorry, but that wasn't enough. She then just barely touched it and of course an erection sprang out of nowhere and she said, "Oh darn, I was hoping it would get bigger." 

They took me outside to the pool and held me down until their mom got home. I was mortified at this point. She came home and walked out, a little angry at first, but once told why this happened, she lightened up quickly and said, "Oh, well I guess you deserve this then," staring at my butt the whole time. The sister and her mother were making jokes about how smooth and hairless I was. Her mom surprisingly said, "Flip him over, don't wanna burn that butt!" And then out came my now shriveled, scared penis and she said, "Aw, that's a shame," quickly followed by, "I wonder if your mom wants to know how you behave here." 

I begged, "No, please, I'm sorry," and all that shit but it had no effect on her. She called my mom to pick me up and she came over. Still being held down, my mom arrives and starts laughing like crazy at this situation, making jokes about my butt and how it's been so long since she had seen it. I really cried when she said I was still her "little" boy, pointing out the obvious. My friend's sister said, "I'm surprised it's so tiny," and laughed. I finally was aloud to get in the car, but without my shorts as my mom kept making dumb jokes about my size and lack of hair. I never was sooo embarrassed.

Photo: Stolen Shorts

Stolen Shorts

Here's a simple, yet fun little photo I found on Deviantart. There's not much to say about it. It's a personal favorite of mine and I hope you all enjoy it!

Small Penis Memes: Friend Zone Fiona

Small Penis Memes: Friend Zone Fiona

This series of memes is the last of my findings on Troll.me and I must say, they're not that great. They feature some solid quotes mocking small penises, but I personally don't think they're all that well thought-out. It features a stock image of a woman laughing with various jokes about small penises, some singling out specific names. Hopefully you all enjoy these! They're not the best, but there are some good quotes at least.

Small Penis Memes: Stanley

Small Penis Memes: Stanley

Here is a lot more of the material I found on Troll.me. I didn't group these ones with the other SPH memes, because these ones can actually be formed into a story. It's a surprisingly concise story (thought a little bit is still vague) and a great fantasy for us guys who like this sort of thing, so I hope you all enjoy it. Basically, there are two options for this story - either you can pretend your name is Stanley and imagine the girls are all talking to you or you can just imagine you're watching it all go down as yourself. Either way is great fun! Enjoy!

Internet Find: Girls Can Be Cruel

Girls Can Be Cruel

OK so I was 14 at the time with a really small dick (at the time I didn't think it was small). It was about 3 inches hard and 1.5 soft. After gym, everyone had to take a shower but I never did because of my small dick. So one day we had to go swimming. It was a normal gym day until one of the girls came up to me and said meet me in the showers after. She had huge tits and was really hot so I couldn't say no. So we went in and I took off all of my clothes and grabbed a towel to meet her there. She was standing right outside the shower area and said, "You go first." So I dropped the towel, went near the showers, and turned one on . I then turned around to see her running away with my towel. So I go to chase her, because that was my first instinct. I couldn't find her, so I went to my locker to grab my other clothes, but they turned out to be gone too. So it was about 10 minutes after the period ended when she opened the door and said, "We will give you your stuff back if you come to us. At this point, I still didn't think my dick was small because I was stupid. I thought it was average size, so I wasn't really embarrassed to show a few girls my dick. So I went out and all I heard was laughter and pictures being taken. I looked down and saw that it was even smaller than before because I was just in the shower. Then I felt something behind me and two girls tied my hands together. I looked up to see my clothes on a basketball hoop. They said since they already had their pictures, they will help me get it. So they go the ladder that was always next to the hoop and said, "Here. Climb this." Once I got on the actual hoop, I was just standing there naked. I tried to reach over and get my clothes, but the girls hit them off with a stick. So I went to the ladder, but once I got there, they were already down. So I was just standing there with my hard, 2-inch dick out that was and my hands still tied behind my back . They then called a few of their friends over and they all took more pictures. After abut 10 minutes, the girls basketball team came in and my dick was really hard now. All the girls were laughing so hard. Finally, the coach of the girls basketball team came over (who was the hottest teacher I had ever had), looked at me and put her hand over her mouth to stop giggling, but then said, "Hey, take take him down." But she was still laughing.

A Couple More Small Penis Memes for Laughs

A Couple More Small Penis Memes for Laughs

I've got plenty more small penis memes to post from Troll.me, but for now, I've found two more that are strictly meant as jokes. Of course, us SPH fans get more out of them, but anyway, here they are. They're not fantastic or anything, but they're definitely some nice photos.

Ladies Making the Small Penis Sign

Ladies Making the Small Penis Sign

During my search to find a great image for the layout of my website (the image you can see to your right), I found a few more worthy mentions. I could only go with one, but I found some truly great photos similar to it. So I decided to post all of them since they do feature one of the most basic and best phenomenons for fans of SPH - a woman making the small penis sign. Of course, I've included the original as well, but here are the rest I could find for now. Enjoy!

Original Story: Naked in School

Naked in School

Back in my freshman year of high school, I got picked on quite a bit. Kids called me un-creative names and I always got mocked whenever I did something foolish. One time, I dropped my books I was carrying and didn't hear the end of "how stupid I looked" for several weeks.

The worst incident happened in April, just when it seemed like I was reaching the end of that miserable year. I only had gym class for the second semester that year and, since January when it first began, I had refused to shower. We were strongly encouraged to take showers in school, but I was far too embarrassed to strip naked and display my small penis to all of the stupid jocks in my class. I never did voluntarily shower, but on this day in April, I was almost forced to do so.

My coach had told me that he could smell how much I had been sweating and said that I absolutely needed to take a shower. I said that I really didn't want to and, when he asked why, I obviously couldn't give him the real answer, so I was silent. After a few days of ignoring what he kept telling me, he approached me after class one day and said, "Alright, Ryan, get those clothes off. You're gonna' take a shower today." I refused, but he threatened to start giving me zeroes in my participation score, so I obeyed reluctantly. As soon as I was down to just my briefs, he said, "Can't shower in your underwear, Ryan. Take 'em off. You have nothing to hide, we've all seen dicks before." So I pulled them down and stepped out of them. My coach didn't say anything about my small penis, but he noticed and simply walked off with a smirk on his face.

As soon as he was gone, all of the guys burst out laughing and yelling about how I had the smallest penis they had ever seen. I tried to cover up, but they pried my hands away and kept laughing hysterically. Then I heard someone blurt out, "Let's throw him out in the halls!" I begged them not to, but they had already started pushing me out. In no time at all, they had easily overpowered me, and pushed me in the halls, quickly slamming the door behind me and holding it shut. I banged on the door, but this only brought attention to myself and then I heard female giggling behind me. I turned around, leaving myself uncovered for a moment, and saw a group of about a dozen girls laughing and pointing.

"Oh my God! It's so fucking tiny!"

"Look at that little shrimp dick!"

"I didn't know they could even be that small! Look at that little thing!"

"Were you trying to find the girls' locker room? Because boys have wieners and I certainly don't see one on you, little girl!"

"Hey, let's help the bitch out and dress her up right now!"

I didn't wait any longer after hearing that, I just ran away from them before they had the chance to dress me in girls' clothing. To my relief, rather than chasing after me, they just laughed and continued making comments among themselves. I quickly realized that I had nowhere to go at this point, but I definitely couldn't go back to where those girls were. My only option seemed to be to find the main office and hopefully get some clothes out of the lost and found bin. The only problem was that it was on the second floor and the locker rooms were on the first. I had no choice though; I had to make a run for it. I quickly walked through the hallway and began walking up the stairs. Then I heard girls' voices heading down, but there was nothing I could do. I walked past them as they laughed and stared at me, but I ignored them. I just kept walking to that office.

When I was just about twenty feet away, the bell rang and people began flooding the halls. Luckily, I managed to run in there before too many people saw me, but I heard some laughing still. The secretary, who was tan, busty, and gorgeous, looked shocked and laughed for a moment as I approached her.

"Can I help you, young man?"

"I, uh, I lost my clothes, and I need some more out of the lost and found."

"You lost them, huh? How'd that happen?"

I wanted to yell that there was no time to explain. The main office was surrounded by glass, so everyone in the halls walking by at that moment could see exactly what was going on. I could hear laughter, but I refused to look at the other kids. I paused for a moment and said, "Some kids took them."

"Well, that's not how the lost and found works, okay? You can't just take clothes from there."

"But I'm naked."

"Well I can see that," she said giggling, "you're butt-naked indeed."

"Well?"

"Well what?"

"Please. Help me out."

"Well, if I let you take clothes from the lost and found, I could get in trouble."

"Please, I'm begging you. Please."

"Fine, fine. Just a minute. But you owe me one."

She walked to the back of the office, leaving me naked and alone as everyone continued peering in the window while laughing uncontrollably at me. Just then, my favorite science teacher, Mrs. De Vries, who was a beautiful woman that all of the boys had little crushes on, walked out from behind the back part of the office and stared in disbelief. She was carrying a stack of papers, which she dropped as soon as she saw that I was completely naked. She sighed with irritation and asked if I could help her pick up the papers. Careful not to give my peers too much of a show, I got down on all fours, facing the back of the office, and picked up some papers with my right hand so I could keep my left covering my penis. This wasn't very effective, so after a moment, she said, "For God's sake," and yanked my left hand away from my penis. She stared intently for a moment and started laughing outrageously, as did the students watching this all happen.

"Sorry, you don't have to help. Just keep that little thing covered," she said as she laughed a bit and collected the papers.

The secretary returns just then, saw me bent over on the ground, and took the opportunity to reach down and smack my butt fairly hard as she laughed. I jumped, exposing my penis to Mrs. De Vries and the crowd again, and quickly covered it again as I stood up. Luckily, Mrs. De Vries left at that moment, but I knew she would never look at me the same - I was no longer a real man in her eyes and I never would be.

The beautiful secretary began digging through the clothes and, as she did this, her large breasts bounced around, giving me a shameful erection. I barely managed to cover this, but she didn't seem to notice my condition anyway. After about a minute, she looked over at me and said, "Sorry, looks like you're going to have to wear girls' clothes. That's all we've got in here." I panicked as soon as I heard this and stupidly removed my hands to flip through the box for myself. Surely enough, there was just some panties, a bra, a skirt, some shorts, and a bright pink T-shirt. That's when the secretary got a good look at my tiny penis and started laughing as she stared right at it. I just looked her in the eyes for a moment in momentary shock from all that had happened and looked down to see that my erection was pathetically small. Now this gorgeous woman would never look at me as a man again; I was merely a little boy in her mind and I always would be.

I quickly covered up again and asked if there was anything else to wear. She said that that was it and laughed as she sat back down at her desk.

"So what's it gonna' be, little boy, go naked or wear girls' clothes? The choice is yours!"

"I, um, I...I..."

"Yeah?"

"I'll wear the girls clothes."

"Fine by me. Take your pick."

I tried to find the least humiliating articles of clothing I could find, but they were all so feminine and would easily destroy what was left of my dignity. I picked out some white cotton panties, a pair of little green shorts, and that degrading pink T-shirt. I tried to hide my penis while getting dressed, but it was very difficult and the secretary only laughed at me as I did this. When I had finished dressing, my face was bright red, but that cruel babe just said, "Aw, you look so cute. Now to get to class, girlie."

I took a deep breath and walked out of the office only to be greeted my a huge crowd of laughing teenagers who made all sorts of hurtful comments. I initially received a wedgie from some giggling girls who said that they just wanted a better look at my panties. I didn't bother fixing my underwear since I had been humiliated enough at that point. Nothing could make it worse, or so I though.

I was too embarrassed to go to class, so I decided to walk home instead. Unfortunately, it was a forty-minute walk, so on my way, I faced even more humiliation. Everyone I passed couldn't help but laugh at me, and I heard plenty of horns honking as I walked down that busy street. When I got home, there was luckily nobody else there, so I quickly got rid of those girls' clothes and put on my own clothing. I didn't know what else to do, so I just hid my new clothes in a box and buried them with other junk that I didn't care about.

When my mom got home, she greeted me with a smile and said, "How was school today?"

"Fine," I replied.

"Anything interesting happen?"

"No, not really."

If only she knew how interesting that day had been.

Small Penis Shirts

Small Penis Shirts

In my research, I've discovered just a few images of women wearing shirts mocking small penises. I couldn't find all that many, but I found a nice little selection. The images are pretty self-explanatory and there's not much else to say anyway, so without further ado, here is what I found! Enjoy!