Internet Find: Left Out To Dry

Left Out To Dry

When I was thirteen years old, I was at my house with two girls from school and our moms. We were all in the backyard getting ready to go swimming. The girls changed into their bathing suits inside while I had to change under my towel outside while all three of the moms were out there with me. I got out of my short easily and almost got my bathing suit on until my towel came undone and all the moms saw my bare bottom. They thought it was funny and adorable at the same time. I pulled them up quickly and the girls came outside.

We swam for a bit while the moms relaxed on the tanning chairs drinking and chatting. My dad had recently installed a waterslide for me that he built. I hadn't used it before so I was really excited to go. My friends told me to go and try it out first. It was pretty tall and steep so you could go fast. I got to the top and got the moms attention for the big moment of the first use of the slide. I laid on my stomach and launched down. I felt a little snag but it didn't slow me down. I thought it was super fun. I came back up and got out of the water to go a second time. The girls and the moms both had totally shocked looks. I looked back at the slide and saw my swim trunks snagged on something in the middle of the slide. It took me a couple seconds to realize that if my swim trunks were over there, then they weren't on me! I was completely naked! 

Shocked I covered up my shrunken half developed junk and blushed while the moms started laughing out loud and the girls giggled. I ran back to the slide and tried to retrieve the suit. I had no luck because it was too far to reach. I took cover behind the slide and tried to scope out my clothes or towel. Neither were anywhere to be found. I called out to my mom to get me a towel, but she told me, "your fault you didn't bring one out. Prepare better next time." I was shocked again. This wasn't the first embarrassing naked moment my mom has encountered with me but i thought she'd be kind enough to help me. I started to run for the back door of the house when my mom stopped me again saying, "you know the rules. No going in the house while wet." I could not believe her. I had the two girls I liked staring at my naked body while she just sat there laughing with the other moms. The two other moms went inside. I became hopeful thinking they would be kind enough to get me something to cover up with. Wrong again. They both came back out with cameras. They immediately started snapping photos. I wanted to jump back into the pool, but I needed to dry off in order to get inside. They got a lot of photos. 

After about ten minutes of this. The girls got out and dried off. They started whispering with the moms. My mom said to me, "I'll make you a deal. I'll give you a towel if you go around the side of the house and meet us at the front door." I said no way but she assured me that I wasn't getting anything any other way. They all went inside. I thought it over and decided. I snuck around the side and waited until there were no cars. I knocked on the door and waited. No answer. I kept knocking for five minutes until I gave up. I crouched by the door waiting. After ten minutes I stood up to stretch because I was getting sore and gave up on trying to get in. As I turned around to face the door, I saw the door open with all five of them there with cameras. My mom had a video camera. I covered up rushed the door. They shut it before I could get inside. Now they had pictures of everything. Around ten minutes and after ten cars and twelve people had gone by and seen me, they finally let me in. They have never let me live that down. They have not shown the photos to anyone as far as I know. 

The next day I told my dad he's a terrible slide builder.

Internet Find: Speedo Or None?

Speedo Or None?

As the title might suggest, this is another one of those incredibly unbelievable, yet highly entertaining SPH stories. It's another classic I initially discovered on "YourEmbarrassingMoments.com" and there's really not much else to say about it. Enjoy this one, guys!

This happened to me just last summer, I was 15 and was going into 10th grade. The day before school ended we each wrote essays in English about what what we were doing over the break, I wrote that I was vacationing with my family on Maui. The most attractive girls in the class wrote the same. "Maybe we'll meet up," I joked, for the chances of that happening are so small. 

Well I stayed at this weird  but fancy hotel that was nice, but had one odd rule, the pool area was speedos only. Now, I am a bit short down there, about 1 to 1.5 inches when soft, maybe just 1 or possibly less when wet, so indeed I feared the rule. One day though, when my parents were gone, I decided to go, because it was just sooo hot. I did get a few stares and giggles at my crotch, but I just told myself to ignore them, and not look down, for it would only draw more attention. I cooled off in the pool a little while, then did a dive off the high dive, and got out. I received tons of stares now, and got tense, so without thinking I began to briskly walk balk to my hotel room. I kept telling myself to not look down, fearing it would attract more stares. I finally entered the elevators, and pressed floor 15, but when the shiny doors closed, I saw my reflection and realized i was butt naked! I was sooooo embarrassed! 

The elevator stopped on the first floor, and I realized someone was getting in with me. Guess who. The hottest girl, my crush cam walking in, pressed floor 15 as well, and simply said: Corey, oh my god! Why are you nude! Then she began hysterically laughing. I just whimpered something and looked down, hiding my face. Finally we got out together at floor 15, when I realized I didn't have my key! I would have to go down again! I gasped, and she realized what was going on. We just so happened to have rooms with connecting doors, so she let me in hers, while her entire family watched me. When they weren't looking, she pried my hands away, got a glimpse of my tiny wet penis, and began hysterically laughing again. 

Needless to say, this year at school, word has definitely spread of my nude streak and my half-incher. Definitely my most embarrassing moment.

Internet Find: The Truth Comes Out

The Truth Comes Out

I'm sure at least some of you have read this story before since it has been on the site "YourEmbarrassingMoments.com" for quite a while now. I also posted it on Experience Project through my RyanSmith60 account a while back, but I thought I'd go ahead and post it here too. It's a classic tale of small penis humiliation and I really think you guys will love it! Enjoy!

I was 22 at the time, and it was summer. I was having trouble picking up chicks at the time, so I decided to look for some at the beach. Well, my bathing suit was totally lame, so I decided to get a new one. I went to a small shop, and found all the normal ones, next to the Speedos. I was looking through the normal ones, but none looked too cool, and then just for fun I began looking through the Speedos. I would never wear a Speedo, as I don't have too much to brag about down there (maybe 2 inches). However, in the back, I saw that they were selling 'padding' - you stuff it inside your Speedo to make your bulge seem bigger ('for modest sized men' the label said). I thought 'hey, this will be a great way to pick up chicks! I'll make them think I'm huge!' so I bought a whole bunch of the stuff. So I went to the beach, with what looked like a massive bulge. Immediately, beautiful women began swarming around me - it was great. In my glory, I decided to show off a little more by going swimming - getting myself wet. However when I emerged from the water, the women all had strange looks on their faces. 'What's this?' one of them said. All my padding was sticking out! I turned bright read and began to get an erection (I don't know why). One of the hot women then began to pull all the padding out of my Speedo, and in doing this, she caught a glimpse of my tiny shrunken penis. 'Oh my!' she exclaimed. Taking the padding in her hands and waiving it in front of all the other women, saying 'Its padding! He's the tiniest guy I ever saw!' Everyone began to laugh, and taking up my last ounce of pride, I firmly demanded my pads back. 'Oh do you?' she asked. I then made a motion to snatch it out of her hands, and while I was doing so, one of the girls came from behind and pulled down my Speedo, exposing me to everyone there. I was so overwhelmed, I literally fainted. I woke up hours later in the lifeguard station, wearing nothing but a life guard towel. The life guard, who was an attractive woman, was chatting and giggling with her colleague. When she saw that I had awaken she walked over, with a huge grin on her face, and handed me my pads and Speedo. She then informed me that I was no longer welcome at that beach. The moral of the story is: don't lie about your size, because sooner or later, the truth will come out.

LomoNavojo Art: Magic Show

LomoNavojo Art: Magic Show

As usual, it's pretty self-explanatory. LomoNavojo's got a new image uploaded and here it is! Enjoy!

Internet Find: In Front of Girlfriend's Sister and Mom

In Front of Girlfriend's Sister and Mom

Now, I must say, this is terribly unbelievable. If you accept this story as a mere fantasy, it's fun, but it could have been thought out much better. The grammar is also atrocious and though I did what I could to make it easier to read, it still shows a bit. Anyway, enjoy this one! It's not the best internet find, but the ending makes it worth it.

Probably one of the most embarrassing feelings but it was great. Again, for my readers this was on purpose. My girlfriend’s family and I went to a water park called Hershey Park. We were all having a good time until she noticed I was checking out her sister a good bit, she is a year younger than us. She said if I kept doing it she will get upset. I thought whatever and kept looking. Then later on, her sister goes down one slide and get suuuuuper wedgied and it was great, her whole ass was out. I was locked on. Then my girlfriend said it was my turn. Were all standing at the top and just when I was gonna go she said, “Wait, wait, go backwards, that’d be funny.” Weird suggestion, I thought, but why not so I start to go an she grabs my trunks and they slide riiight off my body giving the best view all the way down the slide. Only thing was there was not much of a view - a water park all day will do this to you. Her mom and sister were cracking up, they all thought it was in good fun. Her mom said, “Oh little Ryan, that was quite a show.” Her sister just kept looking down at it. Then she finally gave me back my shorts and I acted like I was reallly embarrassed. The whole way home they were making liiiittle jokes back and forth, I loooved it. I blew a load in my trunks right there. It’s always successful when I’m naked at a water park. Oh my god, and when we got home, I overheard her mom tell her dad. He asked (shockingly) if everyone saw my penis. Her mom said yeah but it was not much to see. “He was pretty small, maybe it was the water but it seemed very small.”

The Art of LomoNavojo

The Art of LomoNavojo

Obviously, we all know the more popular fetish - hate that word - artists such as Barabara O'Toole, but then there are the smaller ones who get little to no attention. Of course, Barb is a hell of a lot more talented than these smaller artists, but there's some great stuff by some of these guys.

And there is my intro to the artwork of a Deviantart user by the name of LomoNavojo. He specializes in photo manipulation techniques and while his work doesn't specifically portray small penis humiliation, it does feature guys being stripped or pantsed against their will, sometimes accidentally. He doesn't have much stuff up yet, but what he has posted is good, or at least entertaining.

The one above is called "Pantsed" and it's pretty self-explanatory. So far, this is the only art he has posted that features a guy getting pantsed by a girl, but there are plenty more with female spectators! In fact, they all feature female spectators.

This is the first of his accidental stuff. It's called "Missing Something?" and again, there's not a lot to say about it. There are certainly some flaws in the art of this particular manipulation, but there's no denying that the concept is nice. Plus, the embarrassment is perfectly clear through the man's arms placement. Perhaps he's got something to hide, especially considering that the girls are taking photos of the poor, naked guy.

This is my personal favorite. Following in the tradition of his usually simple titles, it's called "Beach Pantsing" and it is just perfect in my opinion. It's got the clearest story out of all of his work and that is why I love it. We can gather that the guy was probably flirting with the woman lying down, perhaps even impressing her, but then a potentially jealous friend yanked down those swim trunks. We can't see what the woman lying down is doing, but we can at least see the woman laughing in the background and the other getting a photo of the situation.

This is the latest from LomoNavojo and, well, it's not his best. It's certainly not bad and I love the concept, but some of the manipulation looks proportionately off. Now I'm not going to get technical with this critique, because it's still a very good photo. The woman's reaction is brilliant; it's subtle, but you can tell she's looking right down there and trying not to laugh too hard. Of course, us SPH fans can imagine that she's trying not to laugh at his small penis, but I'm not sure that's the implication here.

LomoNavojo's art will be posted here upon his next uploads, but you can also follow his work by finding him on Deviantart.