Showing posts with label internet find. Show all posts
Showing posts with label internet find. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Internet Find: Left Out To Dry

Left Out To Dry

When I was thirteen years old, I was at my house with two girls from school and our moms. We were all in the backyard getting ready to go swimming. The girls changed into their bathing suits inside while I had to change under my towel outside while all three of the moms were out there with me. I got out of my short easily and almost got my bathing suit on until my towel came undone and all the moms saw my bare bottom. They thought it was funny and adorable at the same time. I pulled them up quickly and the girls came outside.


We swam for a bit while the moms relaxed on the tanning chairs drinking and chatting. My dad had recently installed a waterslide for me that he built. I hadn't used it before so I was really excited to go. My friends told me to go and try it out first. It was pretty tall and steep so you could go fast. I got to the top and got the moms attention for the big moment of the first use of the slide. I laid on my stomach and launched down. I felt a little snag but it didn't slow me down. I thought it was super fun. I came back up and got out of the water to go a second time. The girls and the moms both had totally shocked looks. I looked back at the slide and saw my swim trunks snagged on something in the middle of the slide. It took me a couple seconds to realize that if my swim trunks were over there, then they weren't on me! I was completely naked! 

Shocked I covered up my shrunken half developed junk and blushed while the moms started laughing out loud and the girls giggled. I ran back to the slide and tried to retrieve the suit. I had no luck because it was too far to reach. I took cover behind the slide and tried to scope out my clothes or towel. Neither were anywhere to be found. I called out to my mom to get me a towel, but she told me, "your fault you didn't bring one out. Prepare better next time." I was shocked again. This wasn't the first embarrassing naked moment my mom has encountered with me but i thought she'd be kind enough to help me. I started to run for the back door of the house when my mom stopped me again saying, "you know the rules. No going in the house while wet." I could not believe her. I had the two girls I liked staring at my naked body while she just sat there laughing with the other moms. The two other moms went inside. I became hopeful thinking they would be kind enough to get me something to cover up with. Wrong again. They both came back out with cameras. They immediately started snapping photos. I wanted to jump back into the pool, but I needed to dry off in order to get inside. They got a lot of photos. 

After about ten minutes of this. The girls got out and dried off. They started whispering with the moms. My mom said to me, "I'll make you a deal. I'll give you a towel if you go around the side of the house and meet us at the front door." I said no way but she assured me that I wasn't getting anything any other way. They all went inside. I thought it over and decided. I snuck around the side and waited until there were no cars. I knocked on the door and waited. No answer. I kept knocking for five minutes until I gave up. I crouched by the door waiting. After ten minutes I stood up to stretch because I was getting sore and gave up on trying to get in. As I turned around to face the door, I saw the door open with all five of them there with cameras. My mom had a video camera. I covered up rushed the door. They shut it before I could get inside. Now they had pictures of everything. Around ten minutes and after ten cars and twelve people had gone by and seen me, they finally let me in. They have never let me live that down. They have not shown the photos to anyone as far as I know. 

The next day I told my dad he's a terrible slide builder.

Monday, August 12, 2013

Internet Find: Pantsed at a Pool Party

Pantsed at a Pool Party

I was very recently at a pool party hosted by a friend of my girlfriend. I had just been for a dip in the pool and had gone to the cooler to grab a beer. I was standing there talking to a couple of girls I know when some drunken guy (whom I didn't  know) came up and said something like "Don't just talk show them what you got" as he pulled my swim shorts down and ran away laughing. Before I could pull them back up both the girl's had a very good look at my tiny, baby-sized cock and I don't know who blushed more but they had bigger grins on there faces. My girlfriend had seen what happened and thought it was very amusing as well. She told me later that both the girls had told her how surprised they were at how tiny my penis is. It is only 2" soft on a good day but after a swim it is a micro 1" at best. On this occasion it was shaven down there as well (I do that on occasion particularly in summer) so I truly would have looked baby-like.

Internet Find: Embarrassing Consequences

Embarrassing Consequences

Another nice find from Experience Project. Enjoy!


By the time I was 14 I was used to my sisters making fun of my little dick, and so I was very shy around any girls. On this day, I was going home from school through a valley behind the school. I heard someone call my name and turned to see 2 girls from my class. We were walking together and met a group of about 5 or 6 younger kids from the junior school down the road. One of the girls from my class said she wanted to stop and have a cigarette before we reached the main road. We all sat around on the grass just chatting while this girl and her friend were smoking. They were behind me and I looked around to say something and realised I could see up her skirt, and so just stared at her knickers. Her friend saw me looking and said "Paul is looking up your skirt!" and started laughing. I just blushed and looked away. She put her cigarette out on the grass, stood up and said "Who wants to see Paul's dick? Let's get his pants off." Her and her friend jumped on me and all the kids started giggling and shouting something like "Yay, get his willy out."


I tried to jump up but they both grabbed my arms and one sat on my chest so I couldn't move. They undid my belt and pulled my zipper down and then told 2 of the younger girls to pull on my pants. My pants came down to my ankles and then the girl on my chest grabbed my undies and pushed them down, leaving me bare for everyone to see. The most embarrassing moment of my life so far, with my tiny dick and balls exposed, and the girls all giggling and saying things like "Wow, it's so small." They kept me there for maybe 15 minutes, just laughing and prodding my dick. The only boy there, about 10, pulled the front of his shorts down showing his dick and said "Look ! Mine is bigger than his."


I don't remember how it ended and how I got home. But from then on EVERYONE got to hear of Paul's tiny dick.

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Internet Find: People Like Pantsing at Pools

People Like Pantsing at Pools

First off, I’m sorry I didn’t fix any grammar and spelling errors in this story, but you can still read it well enough to understand it. I hope you all enjoy this one, despite the atrocious errors!


Ok, so this was way back when i was 13 or 14. i was at my friends house, and he was really popular in school, so a lot of girls hung out with him. it was mid summer, and i came over to swim and hang out. it was a little boring with just us two, so he called some girls who lived nearby (one of them was 16, the other was 12) and asked them to come. so then there were 4 of us in the pool. we were really having fun, shooting water guns and swimming and stuff, then my friend caused my ultimate humiliation- by undoing the 16 year olds top, and making it fall into the water. we were both right next to her, so she couldnt see who had done it. when she was done freaking out and had tied it back, she turned around and looked at my friend and myself. my friend, in order to save his own hide, turned and stared at me in a knowing way, as if i had done it. so then the older girl looked at me, looking a little mad. i was trying to tell her that he had done it and was climbing out of the pool, and thats when it happened. she said something, and i turned around to answer her, and my friend grabbed my trunks, and ripped them down to my ankles. both girls had been looking at me, and the 16 year old laughed at me, since i was...underdeveloped at the time..and the 12 year old was blushing, but laughing as well. i pulled them up, red as a tomato. then we all took a break for lunch. i was still pretty embarrassed when we were all eating, but that wasnt going to be the worst of it. when i was done eating, i went back down to the pool and rested a little.after a few minutes, the 2 girls came back down, and the 12 year old was texting on her phone. the 16 year old went behind me, which was where i made the mistake of letting her go behind me. the 12 year old had looked like she was texting, but she had really turned on her phones camera. i felt the yank on my shorts, and all too late i tried to stop them, but she pulled them all the way down, then held them there. then the 12 year old took the picture. then she sent it to all of her friends. a little while later, my entire school had seen me "down below". i later transferred.

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Internet Find: Nasty Step Mom

Nasty Step Mom

Okay, so there’s not any SPH in this story, but it does feature exposure and spanking. In the story, a teenage boy is humiliated by his step-mom, who forces him to go naked in front of his sisters and their friends, and gives him a spanking to top it all off. If that doesn't appeal to you, then don’t read it, but I personally love this one. Even though it doesn't feature any SPH, I figure that it’s the type of story most of my followers would like. Enjoy, my friends!


My dad got a divorce and married this younger woman and my sisters and I had to put up with having a step mother. She was much younger than my mom and thought she was the sexiest women in the neighborhood. She was always warning these low cut blouses with her breasts pushed up, short skirts and high heel shoes. She got my sisters to dress sexy and taught them how to put on their make up, so they got along fine with her. I guess because my sisters are 16 and 18, beauty and vanity is very important to them. As a 14 year old boy, it was no secret I hated having a step mother and she knew it. When my dad was out working, she wouldn't let me out of the house, but I would sneak out anyway to hang out with friends. One day I was taking a shower and she walked in on me, removed all the towels leaving me with nothing to get back to my room. I ran down stairs and found out she had locked my room from the inside. I went back to the bathroom and she had also locked it. She told me if I wanted to go hang out with my friends, I would have to do it with no clothes on. I've always made it a point not to let my sisters see me naked, but this bitch was embarrassing me in front of them. She told me to come down stairs and sit in the living room. I didn't want to come down, but she said if I didn't she would drag me down. My sisters were having so much fun with my situation, and said they would help her if I didn't come down. I didn't want to get humiliated by getting dragged down by three bitches, so I went and sat in the living room. She came out of the kitchen with a paddle in her hand as they all grabbed me and put me over the back of the sofa and spanked the shit out of my butt. She said that was for taking off without her permission. She made me stand with my hands on top of my head for hours, so everyone could see my red ass. That wasn't the only thing my sisters were looking at, as they were going around to check out my dick. The doorbell rang, and my sisters asked my step mother if her girlfriend could come in. She said yes, so they opened the door and told her to not mind her naked brother, he's just being punished for being a bad boy as they went by me. The bitch wanted to humiliate me as much as she could, and teach me lesson I'd never forget. Those were the most embarrassing three hours of my entire life.

Monday, July 15, 2013

Internet Find: Swimsuit Shopping

Swimsuit Shopping

I don't normally post mere link to internet finds, but I encountered this story on "Smallest-Dick-On-Earth.com," which doesn't allow you to copy and paste their stories. I found this one particularly good, or at least I think it is, but I hope you all enjoy it! It's about a mother who takes her son shopping for a swimsuit, but the boy ends up humiliated as none of the suits quite fit with his lack of a bulge. Enjoy, my friends!


http://smallest-dick-on-earth.com/?p=2259

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Internet Find: Girls Can Be Cruel

Girls Can Be Cruel

OK so I was 14 at the time with a really small dick (at the time I didn't think it was small). It was about 3 inches hard and 1.5 soft. After gym, everyone had to take a shower but I never did because of my small dick. So one day we had to go swimming. It was a normal gym day until one of the girls came up to me and said meet me in the showers after. She had huge tits and was really hot so I couldn't say no. So we went in and I took off all of my clothes and grabbed a towel to meet her there. She was standing right outside the shower area and said, "You go first." So I dropped the towel, went near the showers, and turned one on . I then turned around to see her running away with my towel. So I go to chase her, because that was my first instinct. I couldn't find her, so I went to my locker to grab my other clothes, but they turned out to be gone too. So it was about 10 minutes after the period ended when she opened the door and said, "We will give you your stuff back if you come to us. At this point, I still didn't think my dick was small because I was stupid. I thought it was average size, so I wasn't really embarrassed to show a few girls my dick. So I went out and all I heard was laughter and pictures being taken. I looked down and saw that it was even smaller than before because I was just in the shower. Then I felt something behind me and two girls tied my hands together. I looked up to see my clothes on a basketball hoop. They said since they already had their pictures, they will help me get it. So they go the ladder that was always next to the hoop and said, "Here. Climb this." Once I got on the actual hoop, I was just standing there naked. I tried to reach over and get my clothes, but the girls hit them off with a stick. So I went to the ladder, but once I got there, they were already down. So I was just standing there with my hard, 2-inch dick out that was and my hands still tied behind my back . They then called a few of their friends over and they all took more pictures. After abut 10 minutes, the girls basketball team came in and my dick was really hard now. All the girls were laughing so hard. Finally, the coach of the girls basketball team came over (who was the hottest teacher I had ever had), looked at me and put her hand over her mouth to stop giggling, but then said, "Hey, take take him down." But she was still laughing.

Friday, July 5, 2013

Internet Find: Speedo Or None?

Speedo Or None?

As the title might suggest, this is another one of those incredibly unbelievable, yet highly entertaining SPH stories. It's another classic I initially discovered on "YourEmbarrassingMoments.com" and there's really not much else to say about it. Enjoy this one, guys!

This happened to me just last summer, I was 15 and was going into 10th grade. The day before school ended we each wrote essays in English about what what we were doing over the break, I wrote that I was vacationing with my family on Maui. The most attractive girls in the class wrote the same. "Maybe we'll meet up," I joked, for the chances of that happening are so small. 

Well I stayed at this weird  but fancy hotel that was nice, but had one odd rule, the pool area was speedos only. Now, I am a bit short down there, about 1 to 1.5 inches when soft, maybe just 1 or possibly less when wet, so indeed I feared the rule. One day though, when my parents were gone, I decided to go, because it was just sooo hot. I did get a few stares and giggles at my crotch, but I just told myself to ignore them, and not look down, for it would only draw more attention. I cooled off in the pool a little while, then did a dive off the high dive, and got out. I received tons of stares now, and got tense, so without thinking I began to briskly walk balk to my hotel room. I kept telling myself to not look down, fearing it would attract more stares. I finally entered the elevators, and pressed floor 15, but when the shiny doors closed, I saw my reflection and realized i was butt naked! I was sooooo embarrassed! 

The elevator stopped on the first floor, and I realized someone was getting in with me. Guess who. The hottest girl, my crush cam walking in, pressed floor 15 as well, and simply said: Corey, oh my god! Why are you nude! Then she began hysterically laughing. I just whimpered something and looked down, hiding my face. Finally we got out together at floor 15, when I realized I didn't have my key! I would have to go down again! I gasped, and she realized what was going on. We just so happened to have rooms with connecting doors, so she let me in hers, while her entire family watched me. When they weren't looking, she pried my hands away, got a glimpse of my tiny wet penis, and began hysterically laughing again. 

Needless to say, this year at school, word has definitely spread of my nude streak and my half-incher. Definitely my most embarrassing moment.

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Internet Find: The Truth Comes Out

The Truth Comes Out

I'm sure at least some of you have read this story before since it has been on the site "YourEmbarrassingMoments.com" for quite a while now. I also posted it on Experience Project through my RyanSmith60 account a while back, but I thought I'd go ahead and post it here too. It's a classic tale of small penis humiliation and I really think you guys will love it! Enjoy!

I was 22 at the time, and it was summer. I was having trouble picking up chicks at the time, so I decided to look for some at the beach. Well, my bathing suit was totally lame, so I decided to get a new one. I went to a small shop, and found all the normal ones, next to the Speedos. I was looking through the normal ones, but none looked too cool, and then just for fun I began looking through the Speedos. I would never wear a Speedo, as I don't have too much to brag about down there (maybe 2 inches). However, in the back, I saw that they were selling 'padding' - you stuff it inside your Speedo to make your bulge seem bigger ('for modest sized men' the label said). I thought 'hey, this will be a great way to pick up chicks! I'll make them think I'm huge!' so I bought a whole bunch of the stuff. So I went to the beach, with what looked like a massive bulge. Immediately, beautiful women began swarming around me - it was great. In my glory, I decided to show off a little more by going swimming - getting myself wet. However when I emerged from the water, the women all had strange looks on their faces. 'What's this?' one of them said. All my padding was sticking out! I turned bright read and began to get an erection (I don't know why). One of the hot women then began to pull all the padding out of my Speedo, and in doing this, she caught a glimpse of my tiny shrunken penis. 'Oh my!' she exclaimed. Taking the padding in her hands and waiving it in front of all the other women, saying 'Its padding! He's the tiniest guy I ever saw!' Everyone began to laugh, and taking up my last ounce of pride, I firmly demanded my pads back. 'Oh do you?' she asked. I then made a motion to snatch it out of her hands, and while I was doing so, one of the girls came from behind and pulled down my Speedo, exposing me to everyone there. I was so overwhelmed, I literally fainted. I woke up hours later in the lifeguard station, wearing nothing but a life guard towel. The life guard, who was an attractive woman, was chatting and giggling with her colleague. When she saw that I had awaken she walked over, with a huge grin on her face, and handed me my pads and Speedo. She then informed me that I was no longer welcome at that beach. The moral of the story is: don't lie about your size, because sooner or later, the truth will come out.

Monday, July 1, 2013

Internet Find: Small Penis Humiliation By Four Teens

Small Penis Humiliation By Four Teens

Okay, first off, this is not some weird story about four teenage boys humiliating a forty-something year old man (that stuff does not turn me on at all). The narrator in this story is a teenager as well. This is just one of the many cases on Experience Project where the story is very poorly titled, but it’s a great story nonetheless. I hope you all enjoy it!


When I was 14, I was a late bloomer. I had a very small penis and hairless sac of two small marble sized balls. Every afternoon, I would jump on the trampoline with my next door neighbor, Tiffany. She was 12. This day, she had a friend from our school home with her. Monica was 13, cute, very shy and quiet. Tiffany had an older sister, Vonie, 16, who also had a friend over, Nancy, 14. Vonie was a softball player, tom-boyish, tall and strong with small, but apparently perky breasts. I teased her about her tits constantly, asking her things like "Will they ever grow," or "Oh my god! You're chest is flatter than a board." Typical obnoxious nerdy stuff, I know.

As I jumped on the trampoline with Tiffany and Monica, I began to loudly boast about how men were superior to little girls in every way. This got Vonie's attention, and she suggested a wager. She said if I could wrestle each of them and pin them to the match, they would be my slaves for the rest of the day - only until 5, which was four hours away. If one of them could beat me, I would be their slave.

Tiffany was easy, followed by Monica, who didn't put up but a little more resistance. Nancy was a lot harder. She had very strong legs, and I must admit, I was getting pretty tired, so I decided to embarrass her. I quickly pulled her shorts all the way down to her ankles, revealing a cute, blue thong. I laughed and laughed after I pinned her. I got a couple of customary slaps, but none that hurt. 

I decided to run inside, use the bathroom and get some water. When I got back, I saw the girls huddled up. I just figured they were discussing a strategy, so I began taunting them and telling them I would make them wear boy underwear and kiss my ass, that kind of thing.

I got on the trampoline, as did the others and I began wrestling Vonie. She was strong. Very strong. I looked down at her shorts, and she noticed. I wouldn't be able to trick her the same way. I began verbally taunting her - "Tiny tits," etc. Then the unthinkable happened. I felt my shorts ripped down from behind me. The girls were laughing, but I didn't let up. My arms were locked with Vonie. Then I felt two more hands tugging and down came my underwear. Vonie stepped on my underwear and pushed me off of the trampoline and into the pool. 

I was disoriented for a second and then realized I was naked and in the pool with the girls laughing, cheering, and high fiving each other. I jumped up and ran to the trampoline to get my clothes, but they weren't there. The girls had hidden them. Then Vonie tackled me and Nancy pinned my legs down. I was utterly exhausted. My penis shrunk to nonexistence because of the cold water and the girls had noticed.

They were all around shouting things like "Baby dick," and "Pee Pee," and then they started comparing it to guys they knew. Apparently 6-7 inches is normal. One of them came up with a ruler and I was only 1 inch.

I pleaded and began crying, but they kept up with the humiliation. Apparently when I went inside, one of them had gotten a camera and caught the whole thing on tape. I was blackmailed into dressing like a girl, kissing Vonie's ass, and putting Nancy's thong in my mouth.

I had never experienced humiliation like this ever in my life. None of the girls ever mentioned it. I eventually saw the tape, but there was no tape! They knew I would never agree to it unless I was blackmailed, but they couldn't find a tape at the time.

Since then I have learned that women may not always be physically stronger, but they can be more powerful!

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Internet Find: In Front of Girlfriend's Sister and Mom

In Front of Girlfriend's Sister and Mom

Now, I must say, this is terribly unbelievable. If you accept this story as a mere fantasy, it's fun, but it could have been thought out much better. The grammar is also atrocious and though I did what I could to make it easier to read, it still shows a bit. Anyway, enjoy this one! It's not the best internet find, but the ending makes it worth it.

Probably one of the most embarrassing feelings but it was great. Again, for my readers this was on purpose. My girlfriend’s family and I went to a water park called Hershey Park. We were all having a good time until she noticed I was checking out her sister a good bit, she is a year younger than us. She said if I kept doing it she will get upset. I thought whatever and kept looking. Then later on, her sister goes down one slide and get suuuuuper wedgied and it was great, her whole ass was out. I was locked on. Then my girlfriend said it was my turn. Were all standing at the top and just when I was gonna go she said, “Wait, wait, go backwards, that’d be funny.” Weird suggestion, I thought, but why not so I start to go an she grabs my trunks and they slide riiight off my body giving the best view all the way down the slide. Only thing was there was not much of a view - a water park all day will do this to you. Her mom and sister were cracking up, they all thought it was in good fun. Her mom said, “Oh little Ryan, that was quite a show.” Her sister just kept looking down at it. Then she finally gave me back my shorts and I acted like I was reallly embarrassed. The whole way home they were making liiiittle jokes back and forth, I loooved it. I blew a load in my trunks right there. It’s always successful when I’m naked at a water park. Oh my god, and when we got home, I overheard her mom tell her dad. He asked (shockingly) if everyone saw my penis. Her mom said yeah but it was not much to see. “He was pretty small, maybe it was the water but it seemed very small.”

Internet Find: Pantsed Completely In Front of Girls

Pantsed Completely In Front of Girls

I literally just found this on Experience Project and I must say, I love it. It's the kind of story you read and think, "Well there's basically no way in hell that's real, but hey, it's a nice thought!" I hope you enjoy it!


When I was nine I was at home with my older stepbrother and my mom was videotaping us. My stepbrother saw a group of young girls from my school walking by our house, so he picked me up and pulled my pants and undies down and knocked on the window so all the girls could see my bare butt. The window was slightly open so I could hear the girls laughing, whistling and making comments like "cute butt" and my stepbrother held my arms so I couldn't cover. Just as I thought it couldn't get more embarrassing, one of the girls shouted "turn him around" so he did and my face turned red as a beet watching the girls laugh and point at my little penis jumping up and down as i was kicking my legs trying to escape. The girls never had so much fun in their whole lives and my mom showed the video to every girl who visited our house after that day. 


Two years later when a girl i had a crush on came by my mom showed her the video while i was in the kitchen and she asked my mom if my penis was still so small, so my mom said "only one way to find out", so as I was walking towards my crush with a tray of drinks, my mom pulled everything down showing her that my you know what was still small which of course my crush thought was hilarious... As I put the tray down and tried to cover my mom started tickling me to make me move arms, then she pulled my shirt over my head and tied it so I was helpless and completely exposed. My crush decided to take advantage of my situation so she pinched and squeezed my bare butt cheeks and tickled me everywhere.

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Internet Find: Small Penis Show For the Girl I Liked

Small Penis Show For the Girl I Liked

For those few who do indeed remember my Ryansmith60 Experience Project account, you probably remember my tendency to repost stories I found on the internet. Well, that's not changing now, because I have truly found some great stuff on the web. I do not alter any of these, even though some of the grammar is atrocious, so any spelling or grammar errors are not my fault. I also don't change titles. Anyway, enjoy this story!


When I was in 11th grade, I got my swimming trunks pulled down in front of this girl that I liked. Her name was Samantha. She was really good looking, and I had told my friends that I liked her. We were lab partners in physical science. One of my friends that I had told was this girl that I had been friends with for a long time. Her name was Jill, and I guess that it made her jealous. I think really that she must have liked me. Anyway, Jill had seen me naked before playing truth or dare, and so she already knew that I have a pretty small penis. She had a swimming pool at her house, and she wanted to invite me and Samantha over to go swimming. Jill was acting like she wanted to help set us up, but she had already told Samantha that I liked her, and then she went and told her that I have a little dick. It was all a big joke, and Samantha was in on it all along.

I showed up, and we swam for close to an hour. Samantha got out of the pool to get something to drink, and Jill told me that after she came back would be a good time to talk to her. When she came back, I got out of the pool, walked up to her, and started talking to her. She was standing about three feet in front of me. I heard Jill get out, but I wasn’t paying any attention to her. I noticed Samantha looked down and locked her gaze on my bulge. Then, I felt my trunks come down. When I went to grab the waistband, I looked down. My penis was shriveled to about an inch long and about half that wide. It looked like a little worm, and my balls were shriveled up to almost nothing. Jill hadn’t pulled my trunks all the way down, only to about mid-thigh, so when I went to grab the waistband it caused me to not bend over or squat down, and then I couldn’t pull them back up because she still had both her fists full of swimming trunks. I spun around and got away from Jill and pulled them back up. I almost fell.

Samantha was laughing her head off. The viewing had only lasted for a few seconds, but it was plenty of time for her to take it in. Jill was now laughing, too. My stomach was in a knot. They both went to the other side of the pool and started whispering and giggling and busting out laughing some more. I was so embarrassed that I just left.


The next Monday at school, I saw Jill and she said that it had left Samantha laughing for hours. I had butterflies about seeing her in science class. When the class finally rolled around, she came in with a big smile on her face, and acting like she was trying to keep from laughing. After a few minutes she said half giggling, “You have absolutely got the tiniest little dick I have ever seen… I can’t believe how little it is.” It felt like all the blood left my brain. The incident ended up getting all over school, and her little comments like that went on for weeks. Even after they wore off she would still grin every time she looked at me. This was by far, my most embarrassing experience.