Internet Find: Left Out To Dry

Left Out To Dry

When I was thirteen years old, I was at my house with two girls from school and our moms. We were all in the backyard getting ready to go swimming. The girls changed into their bathing suits inside while I had to change under my towel outside while all three of the moms were out there with me. I got out of my short easily and almost got my bathing suit on until my towel came undone and all the moms saw my bare bottom. They thought it was funny and adorable at the same time. I pulled them up quickly and the girls came outside.

We swam for a bit while the moms relaxed on the tanning chairs drinking and chatting. My dad had recently installed a waterslide for me that he built. I hadn't used it before so I was really excited to go. My friends told me to go and try it out first. It was pretty tall and steep so you could go fast. I got to the top and got the moms attention for the big moment of the first use of the slide. I laid on my stomach and launched down. I felt a little snag but it didn't slow me down. I thought it was super fun. I came back up and got out of the water to go a second time. The girls and the moms both had totally shocked looks. I looked back at the slide and saw my swim trunks snagged on something in the middle of the slide. It took me a couple seconds to realize that if my swim trunks were over there, then they weren't on me! I was completely naked! 

Shocked I covered up my shrunken half developed junk and blushed while the moms started laughing out loud and the girls giggled. I ran back to the slide and tried to retrieve the suit. I had no luck because it was too far to reach. I took cover behind the slide and tried to scope out my clothes or towel. Neither were anywhere to be found. I called out to my mom to get me a towel, but she told me, "your fault you didn't bring one out. Prepare better next time." I was shocked again. This wasn't the first embarrassing naked moment my mom has encountered with me but i thought she'd be kind enough to help me. I started to run for the back door of the house when my mom stopped me again saying, "you know the rules. No going in the house while wet." I could not believe her. I had the two girls I liked staring at my naked body while she just sat there laughing with the other moms. The two other moms went inside. I became hopeful thinking they would be kind enough to get me something to cover up with. Wrong again. They both came back out with cameras. They immediately started snapping photos. I wanted to jump back into the pool, but I needed to dry off in order to get inside. They got a lot of photos. 

After about ten minutes of this. The girls got out and dried off. They started whispering with the moms. My mom said to me, "I'll make you a deal. I'll give you a towel if you go around the side of the house and meet us at the front door." I said no way but she assured me that I wasn't getting anything any other way. They all went inside. I thought it over and decided. I snuck around the side and waited until there were no cars. I knocked on the door and waited. No answer. I kept knocking for five minutes until I gave up. I crouched by the door waiting. After ten minutes I stood up to stretch because I was getting sore and gave up on trying to get in. As I turned around to face the door, I saw the door open with all five of them there with cameras. My mom had a video camera. I covered up rushed the door. They shut it before I could get inside. Now they had pictures of everything. Around ten minutes and after ten cars and twelve people had gone by and seen me, they finally let me in. They have never let me live that down. They have not shown the photos to anyone as far as I know. 

The next day I told my dad he's a terrible slide builder.

Internet Find: Pantsed at a Pool Party

Pantsed at a Pool Party

I was very recently at a pool party hosted by a friend of my girlfriend. I had just been for a dip in the pool and had gone to the cooler to grab a beer. I was standing there talking to a couple of girls I know when some drunken guy (whom I didn't  know) came up and said something like "Don't just talk show them what you got" as he pulled my swim shorts down and ran away laughing. Before I could pull them back up both the girl's had a very good look at my tiny, baby-sized cock and I don't know who blushed more but they had bigger grins on there faces. My girlfriend had seen what happened and thought it was very amusing as well. She told me later that both the girls had told her how surprised they were at how tiny my penis is. It is only 2" soft on a good day but after a swim it is a micro 1" at best. On this occasion it was shaven down there as well (I do that on occasion particularly in summer) so I truly would have looked baby-like.

Internet Find: People Like Pantsing at Pools

People Like Pantsing at Pools

First off, I’m sorry I didn’t fix any grammar and spelling errors in this story, but you can still read it well enough to understand it. I hope you all enjoy this one, despite the atrocious errors!

Ok, so this was way back when i was 13 or 14. i was at my friends house, and he was really popular in school, so a lot of girls hung out with him. it was mid summer, and i came over to swim and hang out. it was a little boring with just us two, so he called some girls who lived nearby (one of them was 16, the other was 12) and asked them to come. so then there were 4 of us in the pool. we were really having fun, shooting water guns and swimming and stuff, then my friend caused my ultimate humiliation- by undoing the 16 year olds top, and making it fall into the water. we were both right next to her, so she couldnt see who had done it. when she was done freaking out and had tied it back, she turned around and looked at my friend and myself. my friend, in order to save his own hide, turned and stared at me in a knowing way, as if i had done it. so then the older girl looked at me, looking a little mad. i was trying to tell her that he had done it and was climbing out of the pool, and thats when it happened. she said something, and i turned around to answer her, and my friend grabbed my trunks, and ripped them down to my ankles. both girls had been looking at me, and the 16 year old laughed at me, since i was...underdeveloped at the time..and the 12 year old was blushing, but laughing as well. i pulled them up, red as a tomato. then we all took a break for lunch. i was still pretty embarrassed when we were all eating, but that wasnt going to be the worst of it. when i was done eating, i went back down to the pool and rested a little.after a few minutes, the 2 girls came back down, and the 12 year old was texting on her phone. the 16 year old went behind me, which was where i made the mistake of letting her go behind me. the 12 year old had looked like she was texting, but she had really turned on her phones camera. i felt the yank on my shorts, and all too late i tried to stop them, but she pulled them all the way down, then held them there. then the 12 year old took the picture. then she sent it to all of her friends. a little while later, my entire school had seen me "down below". i later transferred.

Original Story: Water World

Water World

It was in the midst of a public congregation when I got my trunks yanked down. My girlfriend had done, out of jealousy mostly. I mean, it’s Water World. It’s only natural to at least glance at some of the girls wearing next to nothing. I don’t see anything wrong with just taking a few seconds to look at a girl in a small bikini. It’s not like I’m going to do anything, I’m just getting a peak. Plus, I love my girlfriend too much to even begin to think about the mere notion of cheating on her in the slightest. Jamie, however, disagreed with my logic.

We had had a fun day for a while. We went on rides together, we kissed in the wave pool, we held hands in the lazy river, but then I ruined it. I do that. I suppose it’s kind of like a bad habit of mine. One too many quick turns to see that girl in the one-size-too-small string bikini practically suffocating her ass ruined it.

When she went to use the bathroom, I knew she was feeling discouraged, and I felt bad. I told myself I would try to stop looking at those girl in there butt-hugging bikinis, but it was too late for any promises like that. I stood there for a while, wandering away from the bathroom just a bit so it didn’t like I was just hanging outside a women’s restroom. I stood for a moment, and, surprise, I already caved. A girl was bent over several feet away. I couldn’t resist, I was the victim of that fine sight. And that’s when I felt it.

Jamie had noticed me staring at this girl and before I could even comprehend the situation, my trunks had been swiftly yanked down to my feet. I stood there for a moment, frozen. I had never understood how anyone could actually be frozen in humiliation, but it happened to me right then. I stood there, facing forward, but not looking at anything really. It didn’t take long for people to notice of course. One girl in a tight blue bikini was the first to see it. She had seen right from when my trunks were halfway down.

I just heard a mild giggle at first. She let her mouth hang open in shock for just a moment and then that giggling came out. She covered her mouth with her hand, as if that would hide the giggling. She wasn’t alone though. Her two friends, one in a pink bikini and the other in a green, quickly looked over as soon as their friend started giggling and let their mouth hang open in shock. The one in the pink only giggled mildly, even less than her friend, but the one in green let out the hysterics. Loud laughter could be heard by just about everyone immediately nearby and several heads turned alright.

They were mostly college girls and guys, all laughing as soon as they saw my predicament. They began to point and whisper to each other, some even pulling out cameras to remember my humiliation for years to come. I saw several girls hold their thumbs and index fingers only an inch apart as they stared directly at my penis. I heard only a few comments here and there, things like “Oh my God, I know,” and “I can’t believe it,” but most of them were too quiet to be heard from where I was.

As the laughter roared on, more people noticed. Middle-aged women who wore bikinis well, ones who didn’t wear them quite as well, girls my own age, more college girls, and plenty of guys too. They were all laughing. Laughing and pointing and holding their thumbs and index fingers only an inch apart from each other. Not all of them did that last one, but I noticed far too many to keep my self-esteem afloat.

All the while, I was paralyzed in fear, just paralyzed. The thing that snapped me out of it was just terrible though. Two exceedingly attractive girls from my school, Kasey and Stella, walked by the scene and laughed instantly when they saw me standing there naked, too scared to cover myself. They first pointed and then retracted their hands to make that familiar sign with their thumbs and index fingers, giggling to each other.

“Hi, Ryan,” they yelled in unison between their laughter.

It finally hit me what had happened. Finally I understood exactly what had just happened. I looked down to see the damage – it wasn’t good, not by a longshot – and then over at Jamie, who was laughing just as hard as the rest of them. I tried to bend over and pull my trunks up, but one tap on the butt from Jamie’s foot sent me falling down onto the ground. Then I felt the situation get worse. She pulled my trunks off and ran away. More laughter erupted. I looked up, which I shouldn’t have done. Everyone was pointing and laughing and my bare ass and some were even walking towards me. A great deal of them had cameras. I could feel my face burning brightly.

Right when I thought that all hope was lost and that I would be stuck at this waterpark naked, I felt something cover my ass. I looked back and someone had placed a towel over me. She appeared to be a mom, who couldn’t stop giggling through all of this, but was at least nice enough to help. She just winked at me as I stared for just a moment. Then I got up, held the towel in place, and ran. I ran far away from that crowd and went straight for the entrance, where I found Jamie.

She was holding my trunks like they were some sort of trophy as she giggled at me. I just glared at her. She kept smiling and then kissed me on the cheek.

“Shut up. You loved it, nerd,” she said.

I said nothing. I knew she was right, but the humiliation wasn’t gone.

Then, my towel came off. Jamie had stepped on it right as a crowd of boys and girls from our school were approaching. And I knew every, single one of them. 

“Oh my God. Ryan?”

The laughter began. The pointing began. The cameras were pulled out. The thumbs and index fingers were held an inch apart from each other. It was over.

Within a couple weeks, everyone at school had heard about my equipment and several had seen visual evidence to confirm my friends’ claims. Not just from my friends though. Those college guys and girls posted their videos all over Facebook and anywhere else they could. It became a viral hit, titled, “Naked Boy Loses His Footing,” and the comments were brutal, to say the least. Of course, Youtube didn’t let the original version last too long, but it always found a way to get reposted and it certainly didn’t die on other sites.

People actually recognized me on the street. There was one day in the summer when Jamie and I were walking down the street and I noticed a gorgeous woman in a short, short summer dress. I was admiring the view as we followed behind her, much to Jamie’s annoyance. She turned towards an apartment building and looked back at us politely as she entered, but stopped. Her eyes widened and she giggled loudly.

“Oh my God. You’re Naked Boy Loses His Footing, aren’t you?”

I could hear Jamie’s loud laughter begin.

“He is sure is,” yelled Jamie as she made that old sign with her thumb and index finger.

I just blushed and walked away. The woman’s giggling could be heard far down the street and Jamie sure laughed a while too. She then just smiled at me in that cute way she always smiles and gave me a peck on the cheek.

“Shut up nerd,” she said. “You love it.”

LomoNavojo Art: Swim Trunks Pulled Down

LomoNavojo Art: Swim Trunks Pulled Down

As promised, here's the latest from my favorite Deviantart user! I must say, this one is truly fantastic and I think it's one of his best so far. It really does speak for itself, so I'm not going to say anything further about it. Just enjoy it!

Internet Find: Small Penis Show For the Girl I Liked

Small Penis Show For the Girl I Liked

For those few who do indeed remember my Ryansmith60 Experience Project account, you probably remember my tendency to repost stories I found on the internet. Well, that's not changing now, because I have truly found some great stuff on the web. I do not alter any of these, even though some of the grammar is atrocious, so any spelling or grammar errors are not my fault. I also don't change titles. Anyway, enjoy this story!

When I was in 11th grade, I got my swimming trunks pulled down in front of this girl that I liked. Her name was Samantha. She was really good looking, and I had told my friends that I liked her. We were lab partners in physical science. One of my friends that I had told was this girl that I had been friends with for a long time. Her name was Jill, and I guess that it made her jealous. I think really that she must have liked me. Anyway, Jill had seen me naked before playing truth or dare, and so she already knew that I have a pretty small penis. She had a swimming pool at her house, and she wanted to invite me and Samantha over to go swimming. Jill was acting like she wanted to help set us up, but she had already told Samantha that I liked her, and then she went and told her that I have a little dick. It was all a big joke, and Samantha was in on it all along.

I showed up, and we swam for close to an hour. Samantha got out of the pool to get something to drink, and Jill told me that after she came back would be a good time to talk to her. When she came back, I got out of the pool, walked up to her, and started talking to her. She was standing about three feet in front of me. I heard Jill get out, but I wasn’t paying any attention to her. I noticed Samantha looked down and locked her gaze on my bulge. Then, I felt my trunks come down. When I went to grab the waistband, I looked down. My penis was shriveled to about an inch long and about half that wide. It looked like a little worm, and my balls were shriveled up to almost nothing. Jill hadn’t pulled my trunks all the way down, only to about mid-thigh, so when I went to grab the waistband it caused me to not bend over or squat down, and then I couldn’t pull them back up because she still had both her fists full of swimming trunks. I spun around and got away from Jill and pulled them back up. I almost fell.

Samantha was laughing her head off. The viewing had only lasted for a few seconds, but it was plenty of time for her to take it in. Jill was now laughing, too. My stomach was in a knot. They both went to the other side of the pool and started whispering and giggling and busting out laughing some more. I was so embarrassed that I just left.

The next Monday at school, I saw Jill and she said that it had left Samantha laughing for hours. I had butterflies about seeing her in science class. When the class finally rolled around, she came in with a big smile on her face, and acting like she was trying to keep from laughing. After a few minutes she said half giggling, “You have absolutely got the tiniest little dick I have ever seen… I can’t believe how little it is.” It felt like all the blood left my brain. The incident ended up getting all over school, and her little comments like that went on for weeks. Even after they wore off she would still grin every time she looked at me. This was by far, my most embarrassing experience.

The Art of LomoNavojo

The Art of LomoNavojo

Obviously, we all know the more popular fetish - hate that word - artists such as Barabara O'Toole, but then there are the smaller ones who get little to no attention. Of course, Barb is a hell of a lot more talented than these smaller artists, but there's some great stuff by some of these guys.

And there is my intro to the artwork of a Deviantart user by the name of LomoNavojo. He specializes in photo manipulation techniques and while his work doesn't specifically portray small penis humiliation, it does feature guys being stripped or pantsed against their will, sometimes accidentally. He doesn't have much stuff up yet, but what he has posted is good, or at least entertaining.

The one above is called "Pantsed" and it's pretty self-explanatory. So far, this is the only art he has posted that features a guy getting pantsed by a girl, but there are plenty more with female spectators! In fact, they all feature female spectators.

This is the first of his accidental stuff. It's called "Missing Something?" and again, there's not a lot to say about it. There are certainly some flaws in the art of this particular manipulation, but there's no denying that the concept is nice. Plus, the embarrassment is perfectly clear through the man's arms placement. Perhaps he's got something to hide, especially considering that the girls are taking photos of the poor, naked guy.

This is my personal favorite. Following in the tradition of his usually simple titles, it's called "Beach Pantsing" and it is just perfect in my opinion. It's got the clearest story out of all of his work and that is why I love it. We can gather that the guy was probably flirting with the woman lying down, perhaps even impressing her, but then a potentially jealous friend yanked down those swim trunks. We can't see what the woman lying down is doing, but we can at least see the woman laughing in the background and the other getting a photo of the situation.

This is the latest from LomoNavojo and, well, it's not his best. It's certainly not bad and I love the concept, but some of the manipulation looks proportionately off. Now I'm not going to get technical with this critique, because it's still a very good photo. The woman's reaction is brilliant; it's subtle, but you can tell she's looking right down there and trying not to laugh too hard. Of course, us SPH fans can imagine that she's trying not to laugh at his small penis, but I'm not sure that's the implication here.

LomoNavojo's art will be posted here upon his next uploads, but you can also follow his work by finding him on Deviantart.