Internet Find: Left Out To Dry

Left Out To Dry

When I was thirteen years old, I was at my house with two girls from school and our moms. We were all in the backyard getting ready to go swimming. The girls changed into their bathing suits inside while I had to change under my towel outside while all three of the moms were out there with me. I got out of my short easily and almost got my bathing suit on until my towel came undone and all the moms saw my bare bottom. They thought it was funny and adorable at the same time. I pulled them up quickly and the girls came outside.

We swam for a bit while the moms relaxed on the tanning chairs drinking and chatting. My dad had recently installed a waterslide for me that he built. I hadn't used it before so I was really excited to go. My friends told me to go and try it out first. It was pretty tall and steep so you could go fast. I got to the top and got the moms attention for the big moment of the first use of the slide. I laid on my stomach and launched down. I felt a little snag but it didn't slow me down. I thought it was super fun. I came back up and got out of the water to go a second time. The girls and the moms both had totally shocked looks. I looked back at the slide and saw my swim trunks snagged on something in the middle of the slide. It took me a couple seconds to realize that if my swim trunks were over there, then they weren't on me! I was completely naked! 

Shocked I covered up my shrunken half developed junk and blushed while the moms started laughing out loud and the girls giggled. I ran back to the slide and tried to retrieve the suit. I had no luck because it was too far to reach. I took cover behind the slide and tried to scope out my clothes or towel. Neither were anywhere to be found. I called out to my mom to get me a towel, but she told me, "your fault you didn't bring one out. Prepare better next time." I was shocked again. This wasn't the first embarrassing naked moment my mom has encountered with me but i thought she'd be kind enough to help me. I started to run for the back door of the house when my mom stopped me again saying, "you know the rules. No going in the house while wet." I could not believe her. I had the two girls I liked staring at my naked body while she just sat there laughing with the other moms. The two other moms went inside. I became hopeful thinking they would be kind enough to get me something to cover up with. Wrong again. They both came back out with cameras. They immediately started snapping photos. I wanted to jump back into the pool, but I needed to dry off in order to get inside. They got a lot of photos. 

After about ten minutes of this. The girls got out and dried off. They started whispering with the moms. My mom said to me, "I'll make you a deal. I'll give you a towel if you go around the side of the house and meet us at the front door." I said no way but she assured me that I wasn't getting anything any other way. They all went inside. I thought it over and decided. I snuck around the side and waited until there were no cars. I knocked on the door and waited. No answer. I kept knocking for five minutes until I gave up. I crouched by the door waiting. After ten minutes I stood up to stretch because I was getting sore and gave up on trying to get in. As I turned around to face the door, I saw the door open with all five of them there with cameras. My mom had a video camera. I covered up rushed the door. They shut it before I could get inside. Now they had pictures of everything. Around ten minutes and after ten cars and twelve people had gone by and seen me, they finally let me in. They have never let me live that down. They have not shown the photos to anyone as far as I know. 

The next day I told my dad he's a terrible slide builder.

Photos: Embarrassing Predicaments

Embarrassing Predicaments

I've found a great series of artwork which features a boy naked in various public places as female spectators laugh at him. Some of the places are very public and some are just houses. Some feature a whole crowd of women and some feature just a couple. Still, all of the photos I could find in this series are great. The only thing is that, as far as I can tell, there is no direct implication of the boy having a small penis, but it's still possible. He is depicted with an erection in every photo, but it doesn't look all that big to me, so who knows. Either way, it's a great bunch of photos. Enjoy!

Photo: Fun On the Beach

Fun On the Beach

First off, there's no explicit implication of small penis humiliation in this photo, but it's a good one nonetheless. It's always good when a girl steals a guy's trunks, especially on a public beach. You could still imagine that he's got a small penis though, even if it isn't implied. I hope you enjoy it!

Internet Find: Only Boy at the Party

Only Boy at the Party

When I was 17 my best friend was a girl called Samantha. On her 16th birthday (two weeks after my 17th) she had an 'all girls' party at her home but she felt bad for leaving me out as I was her best friend so she let me come to the party. It was just like any other small house party, music, drinks, dancing etc. As the night was nearing it's end all the girls (8 in total) changed into their pajamas and we all sat in the living room having a chat. One girl then asked why I wasn't wearing my pajamas, I told her I had none and they all agreed that I probably slept naked. They then decided that since they were wearing what they would normally wear to bed that I should do the same. I thought they were kidding but all of a sudden they all grabbed me and pulled my shirt and jeans off me. I pleaded with them to leave it at that but they were having none of it and the honors fell to the birthday girl to remove my boxers. As soon as they came down a roar of laughter came from every one of them. There were several comments such as, "I didn't know you could have one that small" and "maybe it is an all-girls party after all!" They still had me pinned down and began to take pictures of me. Eventually I admitted defeat and stopped struggling, at that point they decided I'd suffered enough and gave me back my boxers. The rest of the night consisted of jokes about the size of my willy and constant pinkie wiggling. They were gracious enough to delete the pictures but soon everyone knew about the events of that night.

Internet Find: Karen & Mindy

Karen & Mindy

Again, I’ve brought you guys a story that doesn’t actually feature SPH, but it’s still a good story featuring a teenage guy being stripped and humiliated by his friends before girls. Hopefully, you guys like it, despite the lack of small penis references!

When I was 17, I was at my friend Mike's house. A few other guys and I were sleeping over so we all could get an early start on a fishing trip the next morning. Mike's two sisters Mindy (16), and Karen (17) were hanging around too. We were all goofing around in our pajamas wrestling and stuff when Jason mentions to the girls that I did not have any underwear on. This got the girls attention, and the other guys began to tease me saying they were all going to depants me. Seeing me visibly embarrassed by this made them tease me even more. Then things went a bit too far. Mike and Steve grabbed me and held me by the arms daring the girls to pants me. I thought they were just trying to make me squirm and the girls wouldn’t really do anything, but then Karen ran over and unbuttoned one of the two buttons holding my bottoms up. My bottoms slid down a little and were barely staying up now. I was afraid to move too much for fear they would totally slide down. There was just one snap on my fly now keeping my bottoms up. They had me pinned down good refusing to let me go. Mike suggested Mindy do the honors. I begged them to stop, but being egged on by everyone else, little Mindy came right over without any hesitation and pulled the snap open causing my bottoms to slide down my legs to my feet. I was fully on display with the girls squealing and laughing hysterically at me. Struggling to break lose with my willy wiggling around in full view made me look even more stupid. The guys held me like that so I could not move for at least a couple of minutes. I got kidded about it for the rest of the fishing trip. It was the most embarrassing time of my life.

Photo: Shockingly Small

Shockingly Small

I'm not completely sure where I found this photo, but I must say that I love it. Typically, I'm not wild about SPH photos that actually show a penis, but there's something about this one that makes showing the penis work out great. The woman's reaction is perfect and I really think the guy's tiny erection makes this a priceless photo. It's become one of my personal favorites and hopefully some you guys feel similarly! Enjoy!

LomoNavojo Art: How Did This Happen?!

How Did This Happen?!

It's been about a month since we've seen anything from the great LomoNavojo, but he's finally got another new one and it is indeed great. It's easily got the most public setting he's ever come up with and that certainly makes it one of his strongest pieces. Anyway, I'll quit gushing about it. Just enjoy, my friends!

Actually, this time LomoNavojo has truly outdone himself in another way. The title is an open call for people to comment and invent a scenario to explain the man's predicament. Here's a link if you want to comment: 

http://lomonavojo.deviantart.com/art/How-Did-This-Happen-390558279

Internet Find: Nasty Step Mom

Nasty Step Mom

Okay, so there’s not any SPH in this story, but it does feature exposure and spanking. In the story, a teenage boy is humiliated by his step-mom, who forces him to go naked in front of his sisters and their friends, and gives him a spanking to top it all off. If that doesn't appeal to you, then don’t read it, but I personally love this one. Even though it doesn't feature any SPH, I figure that it’s the type of story most of my followers would like. Enjoy, my friends!

My dad got a divorce and married this younger woman and my sisters and I had to put up with having a step mother. She was much younger than my mom and thought she was the sexiest women in the neighborhood. She was always warning these low cut blouses with her breasts pushed up, short skirts and high heel shoes. She got my sisters to dress sexy and taught them how to put on their make up, so they got along fine with her. I guess because my sisters are 16 and 18, beauty and vanity is very important to them. As a 14 year old boy, it was no secret I hated having a step mother and she knew it. When my dad was out working, she wouldn't let me out of the house, but I would sneak out anyway to hang out with friends. One day I was taking a shower and she walked in on me, removed all the towels leaving me with nothing to get back to my room. I ran down stairs and found out she had locked my room from the inside. I went back to the bathroom and she had also locked it. She told me if I wanted to go hang out with my friends, I would have to do it with no clothes on. I've always made it a point not to let my sisters see me naked, but this bitch was embarrassing me in front of them. She told me to come down stairs and sit in the living room. I didn't want to come down, but she said if I didn't she would drag me down. My sisters were having so much fun with my situation, and said they would help her if I didn't come down. I didn't want to get humiliated by getting dragged down by three bitches, so I went and sat in the living room. She came out of the kitchen with a paddle in her hand as they all grabbed me and put me over the back of the sofa and spanked the shit out of my butt. She said that was for taking off without her permission. She made me stand with my hands on top of my head for hours, so everyone could see my red ass. That wasn't the only thing my sisters were looking at, as they were going around to check out my dick. The doorbell rang, and my sisters asked my step mother if her girlfriend could come in. She said yes, so they opened the door and told her to not mind her naked brother, he's just being punished for being a bad boy as they went by me. The bitch wanted to humiliate me as much as she could, and teach me lesson I'd never forget. Those were the most embarrassing three hours of my entire life.

Internet Find: Embarrassing Penis Exposure

Embarrassing Penis Exposure

I had the worst experience a couple weeks ago. I am 16 and I, for my age, have a smaller dick - only about 3 inches soft an maybe .5 inches more when hard, but I never really thought much of it. I'm not particularly hairy anywhere especially my butt an dick area don't get me wrong I have hair its just lightish down there. But anyway, I hang with a friend a lot; we skate and hang almost every other day with his sister, who is a year younger and I love messing with her, pantsing her and stuff anytime I can. I have seen her ass before and her pussy, but anyway I really got her good this one day and pulled her spandex shorts down she wears them all the time and I loved looking at her ass so I got her from behind and pulled them down and, boom, out came her ass and she bent down to pull them up and I got a good view of her pussy that made her mad. I had kinda shoved her down too so she struggled to pull them up. I laughed and walked away, feeling victorious. 

Her and her brother are pretty close since it's just them, no other siblings, and she wanted to get me back and the plan was to pants me but now I saw what she was doing. Her brother suggested swimming and we all changed into shorts. I have no bathing suit so gym shorts would do. She put on a bikini and I thought, YES!! Pantsing her again and she was bending over a chair pretty much setting herself up. I went to get her and her brother pulled my shorts down! He grabs my arms from behind and holds me. Still, she knew exactly what she was doing. Immediately, her eyes were fixed on my dick and she said, "Aww, how cute, its so small," and scolded me for pantsing her continuously. I said sorry, but that wasn't enough. She then just barely touched it and of course an erection sprang out of nowhere and she said, "Oh darn, I was hoping it would get bigger." 

They took me outside to the pool and held me down until their mom got home. I was mortified at this point. She came home and walked out, a little angry at first, but once told why this happened, she lightened up quickly and said, "Oh, well I guess you deserve this then," staring at my butt the whole time. The sister and her mother were making jokes about how smooth and hairless I was. Her mom surprisingly said, "Flip him over, don't wanna burn that butt!" And then out came my now shriveled, scared penis and she said, "Aw, that's a shame," quickly followed by, "I wonder if your mom wants to know how you behave here." 

I begged, "No, please, I'm sorry," and all that shit but it had no effect on her. She called my mom to pick me up and she came over. Still being held down, my mom arrives and starts laughing like crazy at this situation, making jokes about my butt and how it's been so long since she had seen it. I really cried when she said I was still her "little" boy, pointing out the obvious. My friend's sister said, "I'm surprised it's so tiny," and laughed. I finally was aloud to get in the car, but without my shorts as my mom kept making dumb jokes about my size and lack of hair. I never was sooo embarrassed.

Photo: It's a Size Thing

It's a Size Thing

First off, I apologize that I haven't been posting so much lately, but I'm on vacation and I've actually had a lot of direct experience with SPH, which I will most likely share in greater detail soon. Anyway, here's another good photo for you guys! I hope you like it!

Photo: They Call Him Tiny

They Call Him Tiny

Again, it's self-explanatory. I found it on Deviantart and I hope it's something you guys all like as much as I do!

Photo: Stolen Shorts

Stolen Shorts

Here's a simple, yet fun little photo I found on Deviantart. There's not much to say about it. It's a personal favorite of mine and I hope you all enjoy it!

Internet Find: Swimsuit Shopping

Swimsuit Shopping

I don't normally post mere link to internet finds, but I encountered this story on "Smallest-Dick-On-Earth.com," which doesn't allow you to copy and paste their stories. I found this one particularly good, or at least I think it is, but I hope you all enjoy it! It's about a mother who takes her son shopping for a swimsuit, but the boy ends up humiliated as none of the suits quite fit with his lack of a bulge. Enjoy, my friends!

http://smallest-dick-on-earth.com/?p=2259

Small Penis Memes: Stanley

Small Penis Memes: Stanley

Here is a lot more of the material I found on Troll.me. I didn't group these ones with the other SPH memes, because these ones can actually be formed into a story. It's a surprisingly concise story (thought a little bit is still vague) and a great fantasy for us guys who like this sort of thing, so I hope you all enjoy it. Basically, there are two options for this story - either you can pretend your name is Stanley and imagine the girls are all talking to you or you can just imagine you're watching it all go down as yourself. Either way is great fun! Enjoy!

Internet Find: Girls Can Be Cruel

Girls Can Be Cruel

OK so I was 14 at the time with a really small dick (at the time I didn't think it was small). It was about 3 inches hard and 1.5 soft. After gym, everyone had to take a shower but I never did because of my small dick. So one day we had to go swimming. It was a normal gym day until one of the girls came up to me and said meet me in the showers after. She had huge tits and was really hot so I couldn't say no. So we went in and I took off all of my clothes and grabbed a towel to meet her there. She was standing right outside the shower area and said, "You go first." So I dropped the towel, went near the showers, and turned one on . I then turned around to see her running away with my towel. So I go to chase her, because that was my first instinct. I couldn't find her, so I went to my locker to grab my other clothes, but they turned out to be gone too. So it was about 10 minutes after the period ended when she opened the door and said, "We will give you your stuff back if you come to us. At this point, I still didn't think my dick was small because I was stupid. I thought it was average size, so I wasn't really embarrassed to show a few girls my dick. So I went out and all I heard was laughter and pictures being taken. I looked down and saw that it was even smaller than before because I was just in the shower. Then I felt something behind me and two girls tied my hands together. I looked up to see my clothes on a basketball hoop. They said since they already had their pictures, they will help me get it. So they go the ladder that was always next to the hoop and said, "Here. Climb this." Once I got on the actual hoop, I was just standing there naked. I tried to reach over and get my clothes, but the girls hit them off with a stick. So I went to the ladder, but once I got there, they were already down. So I was just standing there with my hard, 2-inch dick out that was and my hands still tied behind my back . They then called a few of their friends over and they all took more pictures. After abut 10 minutes, the girls basketball team came in and my dick was really hard now. All the girls were laughing so hard. Finally, the coach of the girls basketball team came over (who was the hottest teacher I had ever had), looked at me and put her hand over her mouth to stop giggling, but then said, "Hey, take take him down." But she was still laughing.

Internet Find: Speedo Or None?

Speedo Or None?

As the title might suggest, this is another one of those incredibly unbelievable, yet highly entertaining SPH stories. It's another classic I initially discovered on "YourEmbarrassingMoments.com" and there's really not much else to say about it. Enjoy this one, guys!

This happened to me just last summer, I was 15 and was going into 10th grade. The day before school ended we each wrote essays in English about what what we were doing over the break, I wrote that I was vacationing with my family on Maui. The most attractive girls in the class wrote the same. "Maybe we'll meet up," I joked, for the chances of that happening are so small. 

Well I stayed at this weird  but fancy hotel that was nice, but had one odd rule, the pool area was speedos only. Now, I am a bit short down there, about 1 to 1.5 inches when soft, maybe just 1 or possibly less when wet, so indeed I feared the rule. One day though, when my parents were gone, I decided to go, because it was just sooo hot. I did get a few stares and giggles at my crotch, but I just told myself to ignore them, and not look down, for it would only draw more attention. I cooled off in the pool a little while, then did a dive off the high dive, and got out. I received tons of stares now, and got tense, so without thinking I began to briskly walk balk to my hotel room. I kept telling myself to not look down, fearing it would attract more stares. I finally entered the elevators, and pressed floor 15, but when the shiny doors closed, I saw my reflection and realized i was butt naked! I was sooooo embarrassed! 

The elevator stopped on the first floor, and I realized someone was getting in with me. Guess who. The hottest girl, my crush cam walking in, pressed floor 15 as well, and simply said: Corey, oh my god! Why are you nude! Then she began hysterically laughing. I just whimpered something and looked down, hiding my face. Finally we got out together at floor 15, when I realized I didn't have my key! I would have to go down again! I gasped, and she realized what was going on. We just so happened to have rooms with connecting doors, so she let me in hers, while her entire family watched me. When they weren't looking, she pried my hands away, got a glimpse of my tiny wet penis, and began hysterically laughing again. 

Needless to say, this year at school, word has definitely spread of my nude streak and my half-incher. Definitely my most embarrassing moment.

Internet Find: The Truth Comes Out

The Truth Comes Out

I'm sure at least some of you have read this story before since it has been on the site "YourEmbarrassingMoments.com" for quite a while now. I also posted it on Experience Project through my RyanSmith60 account a while back, but I thought I'd go ahead and post it here too. It's a classic tale of small penis humiliation and I really think you guys will love it! Enjoy!

I was 22 at the time, and it was summer. I was having trouble picking up chicks at the time, so I decided to look for some at the beach. Well, my bathing suit was totally lame, so I decided to get a new one. I went to a small shop, and found all the normal ones, next to the Speedos. I was looking through the normal ones, but none looked too cool, and then just for fun I began looking through the Speedos. I would never wear a Speedo, as I don't have too much to brag about down there (maybe 2 inches). However, in the back, I saw that they were selling 'padding' - you stuff it inside your Speedo to make your bulge seem bigger ('for modest sized men' the label said). I thought 'hey, this will be a great way to pick up chicks! I'll make them think I'm huge!' so I bought a whole bunch of the stuff. So I went to the beach, with what looked like a massive bulge. Immediately, beautiful women began swarming around me - it was great. In my glory, I decided to show off a little more by going swimming - getting myself wet. However when I emerged from the water, the women all had strange looks on their faces. 'What's this?' one of them said. All my padding was sticking out! I turned bright read and began to get an erection (I don't know why). One of the hot women then began to pull all the padding out of my Speedo, and in doing this, she caught a glimpse of my tiny shrunken penis. 'Oh my!' she exclaimed. Taking the padding in her hands and waiving it in front of all the other women, saying 'Its padding! He's the tiniest guy I ever saw!' Everyone began to laugh, and taking up my last ounce of pride, I firmly demanded my pads back. 'Oh do you?' she asked. I then made a motion to snatch it out of her hands, and while I was doing so, one of the girls came from behind and pulled down my Speedo, exposing me to everyone there. I was so overwhelmed, I literally fainted. I woke up hours later in the lifeguard station, wearing nothing but a life guard towel. The life guard, who was an attractive woman, was chatting and giggling with her colleague. When she saw that I had awaken she walked over, with a huge grin on her face, and handed me my pads and Speedo. She then informed me that I was no longer welcome at that beach. The moral of the story is: don't lie about your size, because sooner or later, the truth will come out.

Internet Find: Small Penis Humiliation By Four Teens

Small Penis Humiliation By Four Teens

Okay, first off, this is not some weird story about four teenage boys humiliating a forty-something year old man (that stuff does not turn me on at all). The narrator in this story is a teenager as well. This is just one of the many cases on Experience Project where the story is very poorly titled, but it’s a great story nonetheless. I hope you all enjoy it!

When I was 14, I was a late bloomer. I had a very small penis and hairless sac of two small marble sized balls. Every afternoon, I would jump on the trampoline with my next door neighbor, Tiffany. She was 12. This day, she had a friend from our school home with her. Monica was 13, cute, very shy and quiet. Tiffany had an older sister, Vonie, 16, who also had a friend over, Nancy, 14. Vonie was a softball player, tom-boyish, tall and strong with small, but apparently perky breasts. I teased her about her tits constantly, asking her things like "Will they ever grow," or "Oh my god! You're chest is flatter than a board." Typical obnoxious nerdy stuff, I know.

As I jumped on the trampoline with Tiffany and Monica, I began to loudly boast about how men were superior to little girls in every way. This got Vonie's attention, and she suggested a wager. She said if I could wrestle each of them and pin them to the match, they would be my slaves for the rest of the day - only until 5, which was four hours away. If one of them could beat me, I would be their slave.

Tiffany was easy, followed by Monica, who didn't put up but a little more resistance. Nancy was a lot harder. She had very strong legs, and I must admit, I was getting pretty tired, so I decided to embarrass her. I quickly pulled her shorts all the way down to her ankles, revealing a cute, blue thong. I laughed and laughed after I pinned her. I got a couple of customary slaps, but none that hurt. 

I decided to run inside, use the bathroom and get some water. When I got back, I saw the girls huddled up. I just figured they were discussing a strategy, so I began taunting them and telling them I would make them wear boy underwear and kiss my ass, that kind of thing.

I got on the trampoline, as did the others and I began wrestling Vonie. She was strong. Very strong. I looked down at her shorts, and she noticed. I wouldn't be able to trick her the same way. I began verbally taunting her - "Tiny tits," etc. Then the unthinkable happened. I felt my shorts ripped down from behind me. The girls were laughing, but I didn't let up. My arms were locked with Vonie. Then I felt two more hands tugging and down came my underwear. Vonie stepped on my underwear and pushed me off of the trampoline and into the pool. 

I was disoriented for a second and then realized I was naked and in the pool with the girls laughing, cheering, and high fiving each other. I jumped up and ran to the trampoline to get my clothes, but they weren't there. The girls had hidden them. Then Vonie tackled me and Nancy pinned my legs down. I was utterly exhausted. My penis shrunk to nonexistence because of the cold water and the girls had noticed.

They were all around shouting things like "Baby dick," and "Pee Pee," and then they started comparing it to guys they knew. Apparently 6-7 inches is normal. One of them came up with a ruler and I was only 1 inch.

I pleaded and began crying, but they kept up with the humiliation. Apparently when I went inside, one of them had gotten a camera and caught the whole thing on tape. I was blackmailed into dressing like a girl, kissing Vonie's ass, and putting Nancy's thong in my mouth.

I had never experienced humiliation like this ever in my life. None of the girls ever mentioned it. I eventually saw the tape, but there was no tape! They knew I would never agree to it unless I was blackmailed, but they couldn't find a tape at the time.

Since then I have learned that women may not always be physically stronger, but they can be more powerful!

LomoNavojo Art: Magic Show

LomoNavojo Art: Magic Show

As usual, it's pretty self-explanatory. LomoNavojo's got a new image uploaded and here it is! Enjoy!

Internet Find: In Front of Girlfriend's Sister and Mom

In Front of Girlfriend's Sister and Mom

Now, I must say, this is terribly unbelievable. If you accept this story as a mere fantasy, it's fun, but it could have been thought out much better. The grammar is also atrocious and though I did what I could to make it easier to read, it still shows a bit. Anyway, enjoy this one! It's not the best internet find, but the ending makes it worth it.

Probably one of the most embarrassing feelings but it was great. Again, for my readers this was on purpose. My girlfriend’s family and I went to a water park called Hershey Park. We were all having a good time until she noticed I was checking out her sister a good bit, she is a year younger than us. She said if I kept doing it she will get upset. I thought whatever and kept looking. Then later on, her sister goes down one slide and get suuuuuper wedgied and it was great, her whole ass was out. I was locked on. Then my girlfriend said it was my turn. Were all standing at the top and just when I was gonna go she said, “Wait, wait, go backwards, that’d be funny.” Weird suggestion, I thought, but why not so I start to go an she grabs my trunks and they slide riiight off my body giving the best view all the way down the slide. Only thing was there was not much of a view - a water park all day will do this to you. Her mom and sister were cracking up, they all thought it was in good fun. Her mom said, “Oh little Ryan, that was quite a show.” Her sister just kept looking down at it. Then she finally gave me back my shorts and I acted like I was reallly embarrassed. The whole way home they were making liiiittle jokes back and forth, I loooved it. I blew a load in my trunks right there. It’s always successful when I’m naked at a water park. Oh my god, and when we got home, I overheard her mom tell her dad. He asked (shockingly) if everyone saw my penis. Her mom said yeah but it was not much to see. “He was pretty small, maybe it was the water but it seemed very small.”