Internet Find: Left Out To Dry

Left Out To Dry

When I was thirteen years old, I was at my house with two girls from school and our moms. We were all in the backyard getting ready to go swimming. The girls changed into their bathing suits inside while I had to change under my towel outside while all three of the moms were out there with me. I got out of my short easily and almost got my bathing suit on until my towel came undone and all the moms saw my bare bottom. They thought it was funny and adorable at the same time. I pulled them up quickly and the girls came outside.

We swam for a bit while the moms relaxed on the tanning chairs drinking and chatting. My dad had recently installed a waterslide for me that he built. I hadn't used it before so I was really excited to go. My friends told me to go and try it out first. It was pretty tall and steep so you could go fast. I got to the top and got the moms attention for the big moment of the first use of the slide. I laid on my stomach and launched down. I felt a little snag but it didn't slow me down. I thought it was super fun. I came back up and got out of the water to go a second time. The girls and the moms both had totally shocked looks. I looked back at the slide and saw my swim trunks snagged on something in the middle of the slide. It took me a couple seconds to realize that if my swim trunks were over there, then they weren't on me! I was completely naked! 

Shocked I covered up my shrunken half developed junk and blushed while the moms started laughing out loud and the girls giggled. I ran back to the slide and tried to retrieve the suit. I had no luck because it was too far to reach. I took cover behind the slide and tried to scope out my clothes or towel. Neither were anywhere to be found. I called out to my mom to get me a towel, but she told me, "your fault you didn't bring one out. Prepare better next time." I was shocked again. This wasn't the first embarrassing naked moment my mom has encountered with me but i thought she'd be kind enough to help me. I started to run for the back door of the house when my mom stopped me again saying, "you know the rules. No going in the house while wet." I could not believe her. I had the two girls I liked staring at my naked body while she just sat there laughing with the other moms. The two other moms went inside. I became hopeful thinking they would be kind enough to get me something to cover up with. Wrong again. They both came back out with cameras. They immediately started snapping photos. I wanted to jump back into the pool, but I needed to dry off in order to get inside. They got a lot of photos. 

After about ten minutes of this. The girls got out and dried off. They started whispering with the moms. My mom said to me, "I'll make you a deal. I'll give you a towel if you go around the side of the house and meet us at the front door." I said no way but she assured me that I wasn't getting anything any other way. They all went inside. I thought it over and decided. I snuck around the side and waited until there were no cars. I knocked on the door and waited. No answer. I kept knocking for five minutes until I gave up. I crouched by the door waiting. After ten minutes I stood up to stretch because I was getting sore and gave up on trying to get in. As I turned around to face the door, I saw the door open with all five of them there with cameras. My mom had a video camera. I covered up rushed the door. They shut it before I could get inside. Now they had pictures of everything. Around ten minutes and after ten cars and twelve people had gone by and seen me, they finally let me in. They have never let me live that down. They have not shown the photos to anyone as far as I know. 

The next day I told my dad he's a terrible slide builder.

Internet Find: Pantsed at a Pool Party

Pantsed at a Pool Party

I was very recently at a pool party hosted by a friend of my girlfriend. I had just been for a dip in the pool and had gone to the cooler to grab a beer. I was standing there talking to a couple of girls I know when some drunken guy (whom I didn't  know) came up and said something like "Don't just talk show them what you got" as he pulled my swim shorts down and ran away laughing. Before I could pull them back up both the girl's had a very good look at my tiny, baby-sized cock and I don't know who blushed more but they had bigger grins on there faces. My girlfriend had seen what happened and thought it was very amusing as well. She told me later that both the girls had told her how surprised they were at how tiny my penis is. It is only 2" soft on a good day but after a swim it is a micro 1" at best. On this occasion it was shaven down there as well (I do that on occasion particularly in summer) so I truly would have looked baby-like.

Internet Find: People Like Pantsing at Pools

People Like Pantsing at Pools

First off, I’m sorry I didn’t fix any grammar and spelling errors in this story, but you can still read it well enough to understand it. I hope you all enjoy this one, despite the atrocious errors!

Ok, so this was way back when i was 13 or 14. i was at my friends house, and he was really popular in school, so a lot of girls hung out with him. it was mid summer, and i came over to swim and hang out. it was a little boring with just us two, so he called some girls who lived nearby (one of them was 16, the other was 12) and asked them to come. so then there were 4 of us in the pool. we were really having fun, shooting water guns and swimming and stuff, then my friend caused my ultimate humiliation- by undoing the 16 year olds top, and making it fall into the water. we were both right next to her, so she couldnt see who had done it. when she was done freaking out and had tied it back, she turned around and looked at my friend and myself. my friend, in order to save his own hide, turned and stared at me in a knowing way, as if i had done it. so then the older girl looked at me, looking a little mad. i was trying to tell her that he had done it and was climbing out of the pool, and thats when it happened. she said something, and i turned around to answer her, and my friend grabbed my trunks, and ripped them down to my ankles. both girls had been looking at me, and the 16 year old laughed at me, since i was...underdeveloped at the time..and the 12 year old was blushing, but laughing as well. i pulled them up, red as a tomato. then we all took a break for lunch. i was still pretty embarrassed when we were all eating, but that wasnt going to be the worst of it. when i was done eating, i went back down to the pool and rested a little.after a few minutes, the 2 girls came back down, and the 12 year old was texting on her phone. the 16 year old went behind me, which was where i made the mistake of letting her go behind me. the 12 year old had looked like she was texting, but she had really turned on her phones camera. i felt the yank on my shorts, and all too late i tried to stop them, but she pulled them all the way down, then held them there. then the 12 year old took the picture. then she sent it to all of her friends. a little while later, my entire school had seen me "down below". i later transferred.

Photo: Three Girls

Three Girls

Here's a quick photo I found while searching the web far and wide for more SPH content! I hope you all enjoy it! It's definitely one of the funnier photos I've seen that caters to fans of SPH. 

Internet Find: Small Penis Humiliation By Four Teens

Small Penis Humiliation By Four Teens

Okay, first off, this is not some weird story about four teenage boys humiliating a forty-something year old man (that stuff does not turn me on at all). The narrator in this story is a teenager as well. This is just one of the many cases on Experience Project where the story is very poorly titled, but it’s a great story nonetheless. I hope you all enjoy it!

When I was 14, I was a late bloomer. I had a very small penis and hairless sac of two small marble sized balls. Every afternoon, I would jump on the trampoline with my next door neighbor, Tiffany. She was 12. This day, she had a friend from our school home with her. Monica was 13, cute, very shy and quiet. Tiffany had an older sister, Vonie, 16, who also had a friend over, Nancy, 14. Vonie was a softball player, tom-boyish, tall and strong with small, but apparently perky breasts. I teased her about her tits constantly, asking her things like "Will they ever grow," or "Oh my god! You're chest is flatter than a board." Typical obnoxious nerdy stuff, I know.

As I jumped on the trampoline with Tiffany and Monica, I began to loudly boast about how men were superior to little girls in every way. This got Vonie's attention, and she suggested a wager. She said if I could wrestle each of them and pin them to the match, they would be my slaves for the rest of the day - only until 5, which was four hours away. If one of them could beat me, I would be their slave.

Tiffany was easy, followed by Monica, who didn't put up but a little more resistance. Nancy was a lot harder. She had very strong legs, and I must admit, I was getting pretty tired, so I decided to embarrass her. I quickly pulled her shorts all the way down to her ankles, revealing a cute, blue thong. I laughed and laughed after I pinned her. I got a couple of customary slaps, but none that hurt. 

I decided to run inside, use the bathroom and get some water. When I got back, I saw the girls huddled up. I just figured they were discussing a strategy, so I began taunting them and telling them I would make them wear boy underwear and kiss my ass, that kind of thing.

I got on the trampoline, as did the others and I began wrestling Vonie. She was strong. Very strong. I looked down at her shorts, and she noticed. I wouldn't be able to trick her the same way. I began verbally taunting her - "Tiny tits," etc. Then the unthinkable happened. I felt my shorts ripped down from behind me. The girls were laughing, but I didn't let up. My arms were locked with Vonie. Then I felt two more hands tugging and down came my underwear. Vonie stepped on my underwear and pushed me off of the trampoline and into the pool. 

I was disoriented for a second and then realized I was naked and in the pool with the girls laughing, cheering, and high fiving each other. I jumped up and ran to the trampoline to get my clothes, but they weren't there. The girls had hidden them. Then Vonie tackled me and Nancy pinned my legs down. I was utterly exhausted. My penis shrunk to nonexistence because of the cold water and the girls had noticed.

They were all around shouting things like "Baby dick," and "Pee Pee," and then they started comparing it to guys they knew. Apparently 6-7 inches is normal. One of them came up with a ruler and I was only 1 inch.

I pleaded and began crying, but they kept up with the humiliation. Apparently when I went inside, one of them had gotten a camera and caught the whole thing on tape. I was blackmailed into dressing like a girl, kissing Vonie's ass, and putting Nancy's thong in my mouth.

I had never experienced humiliation like this ever in my life. None of the girls ever mentioned it. I eventually saw the tape, but there was no tape! They knew I would never agree to it unless I was blackmailed, but they couldn't find a tape at the time.

Since then I have learned that women may not always be physically stronger, but they can be more powerful!

Internet Find: In Front of Girlfriend's Sister and Mom

In Front of Girlfriend's Sister and Mom

Now, I must say, this is terribly unbelievable. If you accept this story as a mere fantasy, it's fun, but it could have been thought out much better. The grammar is also atrocious and though I did what I could to make it easier to read, it still shows a bit. Anyway, enjoy this one! It's not the best internet find, but the ending makes it worth it.

Probably one of the most embarrassing feelings but it was great. Again, for my readers this was on purpose. My girlfriend’s family and I went to a water park called Hershey Park. We were all having a good time until she noticed I was checking out her sister a good bit, she is a year younger than us. She said if I kept doing it she will get upset. I thought whatever and kept looking. Then later on, her sister goes down one slide and get suuuuuper wedgied and it was great, her whole ass was out. I was locked on. Then my girlfriend said it was my turn. Were all standing at the top and just when I was gonna go she said, “Wait, wait, go backwards, that’d be funny.” Weird suggestion, I thought, but why not so I start to go an she grabs my trunks and they slide riiight off my body giving the best view all the way down the slide. Only thing was there was not much of a view - a water park all day will do this to you. Her mom and sister were cracking up, they all thought it was in good fun. Her mom said, “Oh little Ryan, that was quite a show.” Her sister just kept looking down at it. Then she finally gave me back my shorts and I acted like I was reallly embarrassed. The whole way home they were making liiiittle jokes back and forth, I loooved it. I blew a load in my trunks right there. It’s always successful when I’m naked at a water park. Oh my god, and when we got home, I overheard her mom tell her dad. He asked (shockingly) if everyone saw my penis. Her mom said yeah but it was not much to see. “He was pretty small, maybe it was the water but it seemed very small.”

Internet Find: Small Penis Show For the Girl I Liked

Small Penis Show For the Girl I Liked

For those few who do indeed remember my Ryansmith60 Experience Project account, you probably remember my tendency to repost stories I found on the internet. Well, that's not changing now, because I have truly found some great stuff on the web. I do not alter any of these, even though some of the grammar is atrocious, so any spelling or grammar errors are not my fault. I also don't change titles. Anyway, enjoy this story!

When I was in 11th grade, I got my swimming trunks pulled down in front of this girl that I liked. Her name was Samantha. She was really good looking, and I had told my friends that I liked her. We were lab partners in physical science. One of my friends that I had told was this girl that I had been friends with for a long time. Her name was Jill, and I guess that it made her jealous. I think really that she must have liked me. Anyway, Jill had seen me naked before playing truth or dare, and so she already knew that I have a pretty small penis. She had a swimming pool at her house, and she wanted to invite me and Samantha over to go swimming. Jill was acting like she wanted to help set us up, but she had already told Samantha that I liked her, and then she went and told her that I have a little dick. It was all a big joke, and Samantha was in on it all along.

I showed up, and we swam for close to an hour. Samantha got out of the pool to get something to drink, and Jill told me that after she came back would be a good time to talk to her. When she came back, I got out of the pool, walked up to her, and started talking to her. She was standing about three feet in front of me. I heard Jill get out, but I wasn’t paying any attention to her. I noticed Samantha looked down and locked her gaze on my bulge. Then, I felt my trunks come down. When I went to grab the waistband, I looked down. My penis was shriveled to about an inch long and about half that wide. It looked like a little worm, and my balls were shriveled up to almost nothing. Jill hadn’t pulled my trunks all the way down, only to about mid-thigh, so when I went to grab the waistband it caused me to not bend over or squat down, and then I couldn’t pull them back up because she still had both her fists full of swimming trunks. I spun around and got away from Jill and pulled them back up. I almost fell.

Samantha was laughing her head off. The viewing had only lasted for a few seconds, but it was plenty of time for her to take it in. Jill was now laughing, too. My stomach was in a knot. They both went to the other side of the pool and started whispering and giggling and busting out laughing some more. I was so embarrassed that I just left.

The next Monday at school, I saw Jill and she said that it had left Samantha laughing for hours. I had butterflies about seeing her in science class. When the class finally rolled around, she came in with a big smile on her face, and acting like she was trying to keep from laughing. After a few minutes she said half giggling, “You have absolutely got the tiniest little dick I have ever seen… I can’t believe how little it is.” It felt like all the blood left my brain. The incident ended up getting all over school, and her little comments like that went on for weeks. Even after they wore off she would still grin every time she looked at me. This was by far, my most embarrassing experience.