Internet Find: Left Out To Dry

Left Out To Dry

When I was thirteen years old, I was at my house with two girls from school and our moms. We were all in the backyard getting ready to go swimming. The girls changed into their bathing suits inside while I had to change under my towel outside while all three of the moms were out there with me. I got out of my short easily and almost got my bathing suit on until my towel came undone and all the moms saw my bare bottom. They thought it was funny and adorable at the same time. I pulled them up quickly and the girls came outside.

We swam for a bit while the moms relaxed on the tanning chairs drinking and chatting. My dad had recently installed a waterslide for me that he built. I hadn't used it before so I was really excited to go. My friends told me to go and try it out first. It was pretty tall and steep so you could go fast. I got to the top and got the moms attention for the big moment of the first use of the slide. I laid on my stomach and launched down. I felt a little snag but it didn't slow me down. I thought it was super fun. I came back up and got out of the water to go a second time. The girls and the moms both had totally shocked looks. I looked back at the slide and saw my swim trunks snagged on something in the middle of the slide. It took me a couple seconds to realize that if my swim trunks were over there, then they weren't on me! I was completely naked! 

Shocked I covered up my shrunken half developed junk and blushed while the moms started laughing out loud and the girls giggled. I ran back to the slide and tried to retrieve the suit. I had no luck because it was too far to reach. I took cover behind the slide and tried to scope out my clothes or towel. Neither were anywhere to be found. I called out to my mom to get me a towel, but she told me, "your fault you didn't bring one out. Prepare better next time." I was shocked again. This wasn't the first embarrassing naked moment my mom has encountered with me but i thought she'd be kind enough to help me. I started to run for the back door of the house when my mom stopped me again saying, "you know the rules. No going in the house while wet." I could not believe her. I had the two girls I liked staring at my naked body while she just sat there laughing with the other moms. The two other moms went inside. I became hopeful thinking they would be kind enough to get me something to cover up with. Wrong again. They both came back out with cameras. They immediately started snapping photos. I wanted to jump back into the pool, but I needed to dry off in order to get inside. They got a lot of photos. 

After about ten minutes of this. The girls got out and dried off. They started whispering with the moms. My mom said to me, "I'll make you a deal. I'll give you a towel if you go around the side of the house and meet us at the front door." I said no way but she assured me that I wasn't getting anything any other way. They all went inside. I thought it over and decided. I snuck around the side and waited until there were no cars. I knocked on the door and waited. No answer. I kept knocking for five minutes until I gave up. I crouched by the door waiting. After ten minutes I stood up to stretch because I was getting sore and gave up on trying to get in. As I turned around to face the door, I saw the door open with all five of them there with cameras. My mom had a video camera. I covered up rushed the door. They shut it before I could get inside. Now they had pictures of everything. Around ten minutes and after ten cars and twelve people had gone by and seen me, they finally let me in. They have never let me live that down. They have not shown the photos to anyone as far as I know. 

The next day I told my dad he's a terrible slide builder.

Photo: Spanked at the Mall

Spanked at the Mall

Again, I apologize, but there is no explicit SPH here. It's still a nice photo though. A public, bare bottom spanking from mom while a bunch of women watch and try not to laugh is always exciting, right? I think it's a nice find at least and I hope you all agree. Enjoy, my followers!

Original Story: Embarrassing Penis Exposure, Part 3: Dinner & Game Night

Embarrassing Penis Exposure, Part 3: Dinner & Game Night

I'm sure it's no surprise that I went forward with a third part to this story. I'm not sure how many I'm going to do, but for now, enjoy the latest in the Embarrassing Penis Exposure Saga! I should warn you all, however, that this chapter gets a bit more explicit and, well, weird.

Dinner was awful. My mom made me remain naked the entire night with my sister and her friends all giggling the whole time. Her friends would often purposely drop silverware and peak under the table at my little package while pretending to pick up whatever they had dropped. When dinner was over, my mom made me go around and collect everyone's plates. I had to pick mine up with both hands, quickly exposing my penis to all of them again. My sister was sitting next to me, so I collected hers first as she just gazed at my little penis with an evil grin. I moved on quickly from her. Right as I was collecting a plate from her friend seated next to her, my sister then gave my butt a painful, stinging slap to the behind.

I winced and fell forward right into her friend. My penis actually bumped right into her bare shoulder (since she was wearing a tank top), which made everybody laugh more. The plates had bonked her in the head too, but I quickly backed up. I looked around at the laughing ladies with deep shame, but my mom just said, "Go on, collect the plates! We don't have all day!" I said nothing and just collected the girl's plate. I moved on to the next one, at the end of the table opposite from where I had been sitting. I was facing her and then felt another painful, stinging slap to the behind, causing me to fly forward into this girl. Again, my penis rubbed into her bare shoulder and they all laughed some more.

I turned around to see the first friend laughing innocently at me. I just ignored it, already humiliated enough, and grabbed the next plate. I then walked to the final friend, half-expecting another slap to the behind, but nothing happened. I collected the plate normally and then moved on to the last seat at the table. My mom, of course, looked right down at my penis, just all the other had done, and giggled a little more. Right as I was grabbing her plate, I noticed her mean little smirk and couldn't help but just look for a moment, feeling all the more ashamed. I then lost focus of my task at hand and dropped her plate, along with the others. Luckily, they were plastic, but I felt so embarrassed for being so clumsy.

My mom immediately ordered me to pick them up, but said that she would help me. She bent down to pick a few up, but right as I was about to squat down and help, I felt another painful, stinging slap to the behind and I went flying forward. Of course, my mom's face was right there and, well, my penis flew straight into that. I felt it rub against her cheek for a moment, but it quickly slid down her cheek onto her lips. It lingered on her lips for a moment and then slid down to her chin as she tried to adjust her face out of the way. Of course, the girls were laughing wildly as I was in too much utter shock to move for a moment. My mom was smirking too and couldn't hold back the laughter. She simply laughed out loud, but my penis was still at her chin and with the movement of her mouth opening as she laughed, I tripped forward a little and my penis fell inside her mouth for a moment. I felt her tongue moving as she only laughed harder at my predicament. At this point, my shock had worn off and my mom finally pulled away. I quickly backed up and saw an enormous grin on her face that made me think she had purposely prolonged my humiliation by letting my dick slide all over her face. She just stared at me, still laughing, so I quickly squatted down to pick up the plates.

"Mom, are you okay?" asked my sister, between fits of laughter.

After a moment of hesitation to catch her breath, my mom answered, "Oh yes. It was just like having an itty bitty bug fly too close to my face. Or like swallowing a tiny little fly and spitting it back out."

A roar of laughter followed and I just blushed some more, not like that even seemed possible to me at the time. My face was as red as a tomato, but somehow, each time I heard these lovely girls and my own mother make a crack about my shortcomings, it only cut deeper. Of course, I also got an erection, which only made them laugh more and joke about how I had "the hots" for my mom. I just picked up the plates as soon as I could and practically ran to the kitchen. I heard my sister yell to me as I ran in, "Maybe if you do a good job in the kitchen, mom'll suck you off all the way!" I heard them all laugh again, even my own mother.

While I was in the kitchen with the dishes, my sister had suggested we all play a game. They decided on Scattergories, so when I got back, the game was already out. Basically, it just turned into a competition for who could make the most small penis jokes or other jokes about how hairless I was. The first big one was when we had the letter S and the category was "Things that are cold." Every one of them had put "small penises," except for one girl who said "short penises." 

We played with the same card for the next round with a T, so when that category came around again, they all had very similar answers. My sister and one of her friends said "tiny penises," another friend said "tiny johnsons," another friend said "teeny tiny penises," and my mom said, "tiny wieners." We played that card one more round with an "M," and as you can guess, that category had some more interesting answers. My sister and two friends said "micropenises," another friend said "microscopic penises," and my mom said "mini penises." I tried to explain that since they were implying shrinkage, a micropenis wouldn't work as a correct answer since it was previously small before shrinkage, but they all just waved their pinkies at me and my sister said, "Shut up, you pin-dick nerd!" We played a total of twelve rounds and believe me, many, many more of these kinds of jokes came up.

When we got done with that game, we moved onto Monopoly. That went on for two hours and although there was a point when I actually started having fun, the ladies never failed to remind me about my hairless butt and small penis. At this point, they were seriously stretching to come up with anything clever - they said something about how powerful businessmen really did have tiny dicks and must shaves their asses -  but it stung a bit nonetheless. Of course, it stung more when my mom pulled me over lap and spanked me for supposedly cheating (even though they all knew I hadn't and only meant it as a joke) for about a minute. It wasn't a hard spanking, but it still stung.

When that was all over, my sister sent her friends home and they all said goodbye to me with a smack on the behind and a kiss on the cheek (yes, on my face). They walked out the door while waving their pinkies and giggling some more until my mom finally shut the door. Luckily, my mom let me go to bed after that, but the shame of it all stuck with me all night. It took me two hours to get to sleep, because I was thinking about it all so much still. I had never really thought of my penis as small before all this, but I sure knew better now. And to think, it all started just because I got a kick out of pantsing my friend's sister and checking out her ass.

The only thought that helped me sleep was the possibility that the worst might be over now. Maybe tomorrow would just be a lazy Sunday and that would be it. I was wrong though. As it turned out, the worst was yet to come.

Original Story: Embarrassing Penis Exposure, Part 2: The Punishment Continues

Embarrassing Penis Exposure, Part 2: The Punishment Continues

I'm guessing that most of you have read my internet find "Embarrassing Penis Exposure," which has easily become my favorite story I've posted from another internet source on this blog. In fact, I love it so much, I've thought about writing my own continuation of the story for quite some time and decided to actually do it now. Just in case you haven't read the original story, click back to the beginning of August this year and it's the first internet find of the month. Enjoy, my friends!

The ride home was brutal and only prolonged the humiliation of it all. My mom made many comments, but what stuck with me most is when we just pulled into our driveway and she took one look at my crotch again with a smirk. She then said, "I guess you always will be my little baby!" My face went red right then and she only laughed some more.

I begged her to bring me a towel or any piece of clothing, but she just laughed and practically pulled me out of the car. Of course, it was just my luck that our smoking hot neighbor who didn't look a day over twenty-five had begun her afternoon jog right then. I fell to the ground right on my butt when my mom yanked me out of the car, leaving my penis in plain view. Our neighbor just happened to be watching at that moment and a surge of laughter was heard her way. I turned, humiliated, and quickly covered myself the best I could. She waved, my mom waved back, and she jogged off down the street, still laughing to herself.

When we got in the house, my sister was waiting for us in the kitchen, typing away on her laptop. She turned naturally, obviously not expecting to see me desperately covering my naked body, but her eyes went wide and her mouth dropped open upon this sight. My mom was laughing still and pushed me slightly towards my sister, who was slowly letting out gasps of giggles through all this. Right when my mom had pushed me in the kitchen, she quickly yanked my arms away, exposing me to my sister, who then laughed out loud at what sure sounded like the top of her lungs. 

"Oh my God! It's so sm- ... I'm sorry, mom, but it is!"

"No, no, I know, believe me."

My mom then proceeded to tell my sister in detail about how and why I had been stripped by my friend and his sister, and of course, they both had a good laugh about it. They also made their fair share of jokes about my size and hairlessness, but I was already as red as I could be. They both decided that as a further punishment for "disrespecting the privacy of a woman's body," I would be forced to remain naked, not allowed to cover, for as long as they deemed necessary. 

The first night was the worst. That night, my mom and sister disappeared upstairs for a while as they left me downstairs, watching TV. While down there though, I hardly watched TV. I just thought about all this and finally thought to myself, it can't be that bad. Those bitches have both already seen me naked, who cares if they do a while longer? I could take it. I could take the comments about my size and lack of hair, it didn't really matter in the end. I was never one to care what people thought and yeah, it was embarrassing - humiliating - what had happened, but life goes on.

Then, the doorbell rang. My mom yelled down the stairs to me, "Can you get that?" Seriously? I froze. A few seconds passed. The doorbell rang again. "Honey! I said, can you get that!?" I did nothing for a moment more. Was she serious? Me? In my... state of dress? The doorbell rang yet again, and again right after that. "I'm not asking again!!" I took a deep breath and stood up, afraid for the first time in my life of what my mom might do if I disobeyed. Maybe this wasn't going to be so easy.

I began walking to the door slowly, attempting to postpone what further humiliation waited for me, but another ring of the bell and order from my mom to answer made me pick up the pace. I approached the door, took a deep breath, and opened it. I swung it open and certainly did not expect to see who was waiting on the porch. It was not one, not two, but three of my sisters' gorgeous friends all smiling already. Of course, holding the door left my penis exposed and that is precisely where all of their eyes fixated quickly. My eyes got wide and they all burst into outrageous laughter as they stared straight at my penis. The one in the middle even made the small penis sign at me, making me blush even more.

"Come on in, girls," said my mom as I heard her walking down the stairs. I turned in fear to see not only my mom, but also my sister walking down the stairs with wide, devious grins on their faces. As they approached closer, my mom grabbed my right hand, making sure I didn't use it to cover up, and then the left as well.

"I see you've met my dumb little brother," said my sister with a giggle.

"Oh yeah," said one of them, "We saw your little brother alright!"

Laughter erupted from all of the girls in the room. My mom left go of my hands for just a moment and gave me a sharp slap on my butt. "Go set the table," she said. I asked for what and she calmly said, "Dinner! Of course!"

"Duh," added my sister. More laughter followed.

I was relieved to finally not be exposed to all of my sisters' friends, so I practically ran to the kitchen. I sat the table carefully as I could hear casual conversation with frequent laughter coming from the living room. God, I hated my mom. And my sister, of course. I had never been so embarrassed in my whole life, but that wasn't even the worst of it. Of course.

Internet Find: Nasty Step Mom

Nasty Step Mom

Okay, so there’s not any SPH in this story, but it does feature exposure and spanking. In the story, a teenage boy is humiliated by his step-mom, who forces him to go naked in front of his sisters and their friends, and gives him a spanking to top it all off. If that doesn't appeal to you, then don’t read it, but I personally love this one. Even though it doesn't feature any SPH, I figure that it’s the type of story most of my followers would like. Enjoy, my friends!

My dad got a divorce and married this younger woman and my sisters and I had to put up with having a step mother. She was much younger than my mom and thought she was the sexiest women in the neighborhood. She was always warning these low cut blouses with her breasts pushed up, short skirts and high heel shoes. She got my sisters to dress sexy and taught them how to put on their make up, so they got along fine with her. I guess because my sisters are 16 and 18, beauty and vanity is very important to them. As a 14 year old boy, it was no secret I hated having a step mother and she knew it. When my dad was out working, she wouldn't let me out of the house, but I would sneak out anyway to hang out with friends. One day I was taking a shower and she walked in on me, removed all the towels leaving me with nothing to get back to my room. I ran down stairs and found out she had locked my room from the inside. I went back to the bathroom and she had also locked it. She told me if I wanted to go hang out with my friends, I would have to do it with no clothes on. I've always made it a point not to let my sisters see me naked, but this bitch was embarrassing me in front of them. She told me to come down stairs and sit in the living room. I didn't want to come down, but she said if I didn't she would drag me down. My sisters were having so much fun with my situation, and said they would help her if I didn't come down. I didn't want to get humiliated by getting dragged down by three bitches, so I went and sat in the living room. She came out of the kitchen with a paddle in her hand as they all grabbed me and put me over the back of the sofa and spanked the shit out of my butt. She said that was for taking off without her permission. She made me stand with my hands on top of my head for hours, so everyone could see my red ass. That wasn't the only thing my sisters were looking at, as they were going around to check out my dick. The doorbell rang, and my sisters asked my step mother if her girlfriend could come in. She said yes, so they opened the door and told her to not mind her naked brother, he's just being punished for being a bad boy as they went by me. The bitch wanted to humiliate me as much as she could, and teach me lesson I'd never forget. Those were the most embarrassing three hours of my entire life.

Internet Find: Embarrassing Penis Exposure

Embarrassing Penis Exposure

I had the worst experience a couple weeks ago. I am 16 and I, for my age, have a smaller dick - only about 3 inches soft an maybe .5 inches more when hard, but I never really thought much of it. I'm not particularly hairy anywhere especially my butt an dick area don't get me wrong I have hair its just lightish down there. But anyway, I hang with a friend a lot; we skate and hang almost every other day with his sister, who is a year younger and I love messing with her, pantsing her and stuff anytime I can. I have seen her ass before and her pussy, but anyway I really got her good this one day and pulled her spandex shorts down she wears them all the time and I loved looking at her ass so I got her from behind and pulled them down and, boom, out came her ass and she bent down to pull them up and I got a good view of her pussy that made her mad. I had kinda shoved her down too so she struggled to pull them up. I laughed and walked away, feeling victorious. 

Her and her brother are pretty close since it's just them, no other siblings, and she wanted to get me back and the plan was to pants me but now I saw what she was doing. Her brother suggested swimming and we all changed into shorts. I have no bathing suit so gym shorts would do. She put on a bikini and I thought, YES!! Pantsing her again and she was bending over a chair pretty much setting herself up. I went to get her and her brother pulled my shorts down! He grabs my arms from behind and holds me. Still, she knew exactly what she was doing. Immediately, her eyes were fixed on my dick and she said, "Aww, how cute, its so small," and scolded me for pantsing her continuously. I said sorry, but that wasn't enough. She then just barely touched it and of course an erection sprang out of nowhere and she said, "Oh darn, I was hoping it would get bigger." 

They took me outside to the pool and held me down until their mom got home. I was mortified at this point. She came home and walked out, a little angry at first, but once told why this happened, she lightened up quickly and said, "Oh, well I guess you deserve this then," staring at my butt the whole time. The sister and her mother were making jokes about how smooth and hairless I was. Her mom surprisingly said, "Flip him over, don't wanna burn that butt!" And then out came my now shriveled, scared penis and she said, "Aw, that's a shame," quickly followed by, "I wonder if your mom wants to know how you behave here." 

I begged, "No, please, I'm sorry," and all that shit but it had no effect on her. She called my mom to pick me up and she came over. Still being held down, my mom arrives and starts laughing like crazy at this situation, making jokes about my butt and how it's been so long since she had seen it. I really cried when she said I was still her "little" boy, pointing out the obvious. My friend's sister said, "I'm surprised it's so tiny," and laughed. I finally was aloud to get in the car, but without my shorts as my mom kept making dumb jokes about my size and lack of hair. I never was sooo embarrassed.

Internet Find: Swimsuit Shopping

Swimsuit Shopping

I don't normally post mere link to internet finds, but I encountered this story on "Smallest-Dick-On-Earth.com," which doesn't allow you to copy and paste their stories. I found this one particularly good, or at least I think it is, but I hope you all enjoy it! It's about a mother who takes her son shopping for a swimsuit, but the boy ends up humiliated as none of the suits quite fit with his lack of a bulge. Enjoy, my friends!

http://smallest-dick-on-earth.com/?p=2259

Internet Find: Embarrassed By Little Scheming Sister

Embarrassed By Little Scheming Sister

Here’s another fake, yet fun fantasy. Enjoy! (I didn't bother fixing much of the grammar this time around though)

Me(18) my mum my 2 sisters 13 and 15 where on a family outing-a historical fun day i was in a mood because my friend was not allowed to come with me, but my sisters both had 2 of their friends along. it was a hot summers day so i was only wearing shorts. My sisters where constantly picking on me to join in and stop being so moody. My mum goes off to buy ice creams and they were clowning around on medieval stocks(the wooden device your head and hands go in) i had lost sight of my mum in the busy crowd. they snapped a few pics of each other and asked me if i would like to be in 1 or 2 funny pics for facebook, so i agreed thinking funny pics with hot girls would certainly look good on my facebook. Without thinking i walk over and put my head and hands in the stocks and pull a face my 15 year old sister adjusting the camera while her 2 hot friends where posing by my side , then suddenly i heard a bang as my 13 year old sister locked the stock clamps paralysing my head and hands she walks round and comes face to face with me, i am demanding my release as i struggle and pull at my wrists but they wouldn't budge. My 13 year old sister starts saying for your moodiness today and attempting to ruin their day she was punishing me. By now i am standing in my shorts head and hands stuck in the middle of a very crowded park and panicking as my sister says i will make sure you never ever want to go in a mood again. My 15 year old sister with the cam starts to walk towards me grinning then my 13 year old sister dissappeared next i knew my shorts and underwear where round my ankles my sisters and friends laughing hysterically as i pulled my arms yanked my neck in a feeble attempt to free myself my sis with the cam starts circling me snapping numerous pics groups of other people where congregrating laughing and photo-ing me my 13 year old sister begins working my shorts and is not long before she has my shorts and underwear in her hand so now i am standing in nothing but my trainers totally nude and unable to even use my hands to cover myself my sisters and there friends laughing pointing and teasing was now causing a lot of attention. An audience of about 50-100 people watching waiting to see what was to be. My 13 year old sister then walked behind me and kicking each ankle apart spreading my legs widening the view of my exposed genitals then she shouts at the crowd gather round people dont miss the spanking show of a lifetime by now my anger has gone and i feel nothing but utter humiliation unable to speak standing legs spread apart hands and head trapped in stocks as my 13 year old sister spanks me over and over. The crowd were loving it about an hour and a half had gone by. As an 18 year old boy it was by far the most humiliated i have ever been, eventually i spots my mum returning through the crowd and finally felt my nightmare was nearing an end. As i came into my mother’s view i could see it was taking a while for her to take in exactly what she was seeing , when she was about a foot away from me she burst out laughing and says to me you have been caught out good today then takes her phone out begins videoing me. On noticing my sister with my clothes my mother says to her give me those i couldnt believe my eyes and ears when my mum stuffs them in her bag saying he won’t be needing them hurry along girls get in the car it’s time to leave half an hour or so after my mum drove away some women took pity on me and released me. Still had to walk home naked though. And when i arrived home every female relation and friend they could gather was waiting for me OMG!!!

Internet Find: In Front of Girlfriend's Sister and Mom

In Front of Girlfriend's Sister and Mom

Now, I must say, this is terribly unbelievable. If you accept this story as a mere fantasy, it's fun, but it could have been thought out much better. The grammar is also atrocious and though I did what I could to make it easier to read, it still shows a bit. Anyway, enjoy this one! It's not the best internet find, but the ending makes it worth it.

Probably one of the most embarrassing feelings but it was great. Again, for my readers this was on purpose. My girlfriend’s family and I went to a water park called Hershey Park. We were all having a good time until she noticed I was checking out her sister a good bit, she is a year younger than us. She said if I kept doing it she will get upset. I thought whatever and kept looking. Then later on, her sister goes down one slide and get suuuuuper wedgied and it was great, her whole ass was out. I was locked on. Then my girlfriend said it was my turn. Were all standing at the top and just when I was gonna go she said, “Wait, wait, go backwards, that’d be funny.” Weird suggestion, I thought, but why not so I start to go an she grabs my trunks and they slide riiight off my body giving the best view all the way down the slide. Only thing was there was not much of a view - a water park all day will do this to you. Her mom and sister were cracking up, they all thought it was in good fun. Her mom said, “Oh little Ryan, that was quite a show.” Her sister just kept looking down at it. Then she finally gave me back my shorts and I acted like I was reallly embarrassed. The whole way home they were making liiiittle jokes back and forth, I loooved it. I blew a load in my trunks right there. It’s always successful when I’m naked at a water park. Oh my god, and when we got home, I overheard her mom tell her dad. He asked (shockingly) if everyone saw my penis. Her mom said yeah but it was not much to see. “He was pretty small, maybe it was the water but it seemed very small.”

Internet Find: Pantsed Completely In Front of Girls

Pantsed Completely In Front of Girls

I literally just found this on Experience Project and I must say, I love it. It's the kind of story you read and think, "Well there's basically no way in hell that's real, but hey, it's a nice thought!" I hope you enjoy it!

When I was nine I was at home with my older stepbrother and my mom was videotaping us. My stepbrother saw a group of young girls from my school walking by our house, so he picked me up and pulled my pants and undies down and knocked on the window so all the girls could see my bare butt. The window was slightly open so I could hear the girls laughing, whistling and making comments like "cute butt" and my stepbrother held my arms so I couldn't cover. Just as I thought it couldn't get more embarrassing, one of the girls shouted "turn him around" so he did and my face turned red as a beet watching the girls laugh and point at my little penis jumping up and down as i was kicking my legs trying to escape. The girls never had so much fun in their whole lives and my mom showed the video to every girl who visited our house after that day. 

Two years later when a girl i had a crush on came by my mom showed her the video while i was in the kitchen and she asked my mom if my penis was still so small, so my mom said "only one way to find out", so as I was walking towards my crush with a tray of drinks, my mom pulled everything down showing her that my you know what was still small which of course my crush thought was hilarious... As I put the tray down and tried to cover my mom started tickling me to make me move arms, then she pulled my shirt over my head and tied it so I was helpless and completely exposed. My crush decided to take advantage of my situation so she pinched and squeezed my bare butt cheeks and tickled me everywhere.