The Truth Comes Out
I'm
sure at least some of you have read this story before since it has been on the
site "YourEmbarrassingMoments.com" for quite a while now. I also
posted it on Experience Project through my RyanSmith60 account a while back,
but I thought I'd go ahead and post it here too. It's a classic tale of small
penis humiliation and I really think you guys will love it! Enjoy!
I was 22 at the time,
and it was summer. I was having trouble picking up chicks at the time, so I
decided to look for some at the beach. Well, my bathing suit was totally lame,
so I decided to get a new one. I went to a small shop, and found all the normal
ones, next to the Speedos. I was looking through the normal ones, but none
looked too cool, and then just for fun I began looking through the Speedos. I
would never wear a Speedo, as I don't have too much to brag about down there
(maybe 2 inches). However, in the back, I saw that they were selling 'padding'
- you stuff it inside your Speedo to make your bulge seem bigger ('for modest
sized men' the label said). I thought 'hey, this will be a great way to pick up
chicks! I'll make them think I'm huge!' so I bought a whole bunch of the stuff.
So I went to the beach, with what looked like a massive bulge. Immediately,
beautiful women began swarming around me - it was great. In my glory, I decided
to show off a little more by going swimming - getting myself wet. However when
I emerged from the water, the women all had strange looks on their faces.
'What's this?' one of them said. All my padding was sticking out! I turned
bright read and began to get an erection (I don't know why). One of the hot
women then began to pull all the padding out of my Speedo, and in doing this,
she caught a glimpse of my tiny shrunken penis. 'Oh my!' she exclaimed. Taking
the padding in her hands and waiving it in front of all the other women, saying
'Its padding! He's the tiniest guy I ever saw!' Everyone began to laugh, and
taking up my last ounce of pride, I firmly demanded my pads back. 'Oh do you?'
she asked. I then made a motion to snatch it out of her hands, and while I was
doing so, one of the girls came from behind and pulled down my Speedo, exposing
me to everyone there. I was so overwhelmed, I literally fainted. I woke up
hours later in the lifeguard station, wearing nothing but a life guard towel.
The life guard, who was an attractive woman, was chatting and giggling with her
colleague. When she saw that I had awaken she walked over, with a huge grin on
her face, and handed me my pads and Speedo. She then informed me that I was no
longer welcome at that beach. The moral of the story is: don't lie about your
size, because sooner or later, the truth will come out.
