Photo: Fun On the Beach

Fun On the Beach

First off, there's no explicit implication of small penis humiliation in this photo, but it's a good one nonetheless. It's always good when a girl steals a guy's trunks, especially on a public beach. You could still imagine that he's got a small penis though, even if it isn't implied. I hope you enjoy it!

Internet Find: Only Boy at the Party

Only Boy at the Party

When I was 17 my best friend was a girl called Samantha. On her 16th birthday (two weeks after my 17th) she had an 'all girls' party at her home but she felt bad for leaving me out as I was her best friend so she let me come to the party. It was just like any other small house party, music, drinks, dancing etc. As the night was nearing it's end all the girls (8 in total) changed into their pajamas and we all sat in the living room having a chat. One girl then asked why I wasn't wearing my pajamas, I told her I had none and they all agreed that I probably slept naked. They then decided that since they were wearing what they would normally wear to bed that I should do the same. I thought they were kidding but all of a sudden they all grabbed me and pulled my shirt and jeans off me. I pleaded with them to leave it at that but they were having none of it and the honors fell to the birthday girl to remove my boxers. As soon as they came down a roar of laughter came from every one of them. There were several comments such as, "I didn't know you could have one that small" and "maybe it is an all-girls party after all!" They still had me pinned down and began to take pictures of me. Eventually I admitted defeat and stopped struggling, at that point they decided I'd suffered enough and gave me back my boxers. The rest of the night consisted of jokes about the size of my willy and constant pinkie wiggling. They were gracious enough to delete the pictures but soon everyone knew about the events of that night.

Internet Find: Karen & Mindy

Karen & Mindy

Again, I’ve brought you guys a story that doesn’t actually feature SPH, but it’s still a good story featuring a teenage guy being stripped and humiliated by his friends before girls. Hopefully, you guys like it, despite the lack of small penis references!

When I was 17, I was at my friend Mike's house. A few other guys and I were sleeping over so we all could get an early start on a fishing trip the next morning. Mike's two sisters Mindy (16), and Karen (17) were hanging around too. We were all goofing around in our pajamas wrestling and stuff when Jason mentions to the girls that I did not have any underwear on. This got the girls attention, and the other guys began to tease me saying they were all going to depants me. Seeing me visibly embarrassed by this made them tease me even more. Then things went a bit too far. Mike and Steve grabbed me and held me by the arms daring the girls to pants me. I thought they were just trying to make me squirm and the girls wouldn’t really do anything, but then Karen ran over and unbuttoned one of the two buttons holding my bottoms up. My bottoms slid down a little and were barely staying up now. I was afraid to move too much for fear they would totally slide down. There was just one snap on my fly now keeping my bottoms up. They had me pinned down good refusing to let me go. Mike suggested Mindy do the honors. I begged them to stop, but being egged on by everyone else, little Mindy came right over without any hesitation and pulled the snap open causing my bottoms to slide down my legs to my feet. I was fully on display with the girls squealing and laughing hysterically at me. Struggling to break lose with my willy wiggling around in full view made me look even more stupid. The guys held me like that so I could not move for at least a couple of minutes. I got kidded about it for the rest of the fishing trip. It was the most embarrassing time of my life.

Internet Find: Swimsuit Shopping

Swimsuit Shopping

I don't normally post mere link to internet finds, but I encountered this story on "Smallest-Dick-On-Earth.com," which doesn't allow you to copy and paste their stories. I found this one particularly good, or at least I think it is, but I hope you all enjoy it! It's about a mother who takes her son shopping for a swimsuit, but the boy ends up humiliated as none of the suits quite fit with his lack of a bulge. Enjoy, my friends!

http://smallest-dick-on-earth.com/?p=2259

Small Penis Memes: Stanley

Small Penis Memes: Stanley

Here is a lot more of the material I found on Troll.me. I didn't group these ones with the other SPH memes, because these ones can actually be formed into a story. It's a surprisingly concise story (thought a little bit is still vague) and a great fantasy for us guys who like this sort of thing, so I hope you all enjoy it. Basically, there are two options for this story - either you can pretend your name is Stanley and imagine the girls are all talking to you or you can just imagine you're watching it all go down as yourself. Either way is great fun! Enjoy!

Internet Find: Embarrassed By Little Scheming Sister

Embarrassed By Little Scheming Sister

Here’s another fake, yet fun fantasy. Enjoy! (I didn't bother fixing much of the grammar this time around though)

Me(18) my mum my 2 sisters 13 and 15 where on a family outing-a historical fun day i was in a mood because my friend was not allowed to come with me, but my sisters both had 2 of their friends along. it was a hot summers day so i was only wearing shorts. My sisters where constantly picking on me to join in and stop being so moody. My mum goes off to buy ice creams and they were clowning around on medieval stocks(the wooden device your head and hands go in) i had lost sight of my mum in the busy crowd. they snapped a few pics of each other and asked me if i would like to be in 1 or 2 funny pics for facebook, so i agreed thinking funny pics with hot girls would certainly look good on my facebook. Without thinking i walk over and put my head and hands in the stocks and pull a face my 15 year old sister adjusting the camera while her 2 hot friends where posing by my side , then suddenly i heard a bang as my 13 year old sister locked the stock clamps paralysing my head and hands she walks round and comes face to face with me, i am demanding my release as i struggle and pull at my wrists but they wouldn't budge. My 13 year old sister starts saying for your moodiness today and attempting to ruin their day she was punishing me. By now i am standing in my shorts head and hands stuck in the middle of a very crowded park and panicking as my sister says i will make sure you never ever want to go in a mood again. My 15 year old sister with the cam starts to walk towards me grinning then my 13 year old sister dissappeared next i knew my shorts and underwear where round my ankles my sisters and friends laughing hysterically as i pulled my arms yanked my neck in a feeble attempt to free myself my sis with the cam starts circling me snapping numerous pics groups of other people where congregrating laughing and photo-ing me my 13 year old sister begins working my shorts and is not long before she has my shorts and underwear in her hand so now i am standing in nothing but my trainers totally nude and unable to even use my hands to cover myself my sisters and there friends laughing pointing and teasing was now causing a lot of attention. An audience of about 50-100 people watching waiting to see what was to be. My 13 year old sister then walked behind me and kicking each ankle apart spreading my legs widening the view of my exposed genitals then she shouts at the crowd gather round people dont miss the spanking show of a lifetime by now my anger has gone and i feel nothing but utter humiliation unable to speak standing legs spread apart hands and head trapped in stocks as my 13 year old sister spanks me over and over. The crowd were loving it about an hour and a half had gone by. As an 18 year old boy it was by far the most humiliated i have ever been, eventually i spots my mum returning through the crowd and finally felt my nightmare was nearing an end. As i came into my mother’s view i could see it was taking a while for her to take in exactly what she was seeing , when she was about a foot away from me she burst out laughing and says to me you have been caught out good today then takes her phone out begins videoing me. On noticing my sister with my clothes my mother says to her give me those i couldnt believe my eyes and ears when my mum stuffs them in her bag saying he won’t be needing them hurry along girls get in the car it’s time to leave half an hour or so after my mum drove away some women took pity on me and released me. Still had to walk home naked though. And when i arrived home every female relation and friend they could gather was waiting for me OMG!!!

The Art of LomoNavojo

The Art of LomoNavojo

Obviously, we all know the more popular fetish - hate that word - artists such as Barabara O'Toole, but then there are the smaller ones who get little to no attention. Of course, Barb is a hell of a lot more talented than these smaller artists, but there's some great stuff by some of these guys.

And there is my intro to the artwork of a Deviantart user by the name of LomoNavojo. He specializes in photo manipulation techniques and while his work doesn't specifically portray small penis humiliation, it does feature guys being stripped or pantsed against their will, sometimes accidentally. He doesn't have much stuff up yet, but what he has posted is good, or at least entertaining.

The one above is called "Pantsed" and it's pretty self-explanatory. So far, this is the only art he has posted that features a guy getting pantsed by a girl, but there are plenty more with female spectators! In fact, they all feature female spectators.

This is the first of his accidental stuff. It's called "Missing Something?" and again, there's not a lot to say about it. There are certainly some flaws in the art of this particular manipulation, but there's no denying that the concept is nice. Plus, the embarrassment is perfectly clear through the man's arms placement. Perhaps he's got something to hide, especially considering that the girls are taking photos of the poor, naked guy.

This is my personal favorite. Following in the tradition of his usually simple titles, it's called "Beach Pantsing" and it is just perfect in my opinion. It's got the clearest story out of all of his work and that is why I love it. We can gather that the guy was probably flirting with the woman lying down, perhaps even impressing her, but then a potentially jealous friend yanked down those swim trunks. We can't see what the woman lying down is doing, but we can at least see the woman laughing in the background and the other getting a photo of the situation.

This is the latest from LomoNavojo and, well, it's not his best. It's certainly not bad and I love the concept, but some of the manipulation looks proportionately off. Now I'm not going to get technical with this critique, because it's still a very good photo. The woman's reaction is brilliant; it's subtle, but you can tell she's looking right down there and trying not to laugh too hard. Of course, us SPH fans can imagine that she's trying not to laugh at his small penis, but I'm not sure that's the implication here.

LomoNavojo's art will be posted here upon his next uploads, but you can also follow his work by finding him on Deviantart.