Internet Find: Left Out To Dry

Left Out To Dry

When I was thirteen years old, I was at my house with two girls from school and our moms. We were all in the backyard getting ready to go swimming. The girls changed into their bathing suits inside while I had to change under my towel outside while all three of the moms were out there with me. I got out of my short easily and almost got my bathing suit on until my towel came undone and all the moms saw my bare bottom. They thought it was funny and adorable at the same time. I pulled them up quickly and the girls came outside.

We swam for a bit while the moms relaxed on the tanning chairs drinking and chatting. My dad had recently installed a waterslide for me that he built. I hadn't used it before so I was really excited to go. My friends told me to go and try it out first. It was pretty tall and steep so you could go fast. I got to the top and got the moms attention for the big moment of the first use of the slide. I laid on my stomach and launched down. I felt a little snag but it didn't slow me down. I thought it was super fun. I came back up and got out of the water to go a second time. The girls and the moms both had totally shocked looks. I looked back at the slide and saw my swim trunks snagged on something in the middle of the slide. It took me a couple seconds to realize that if my swim trunks were over there, then they weren't on me! I was completely naked! 

Shocked I covered up my shrunken half developed junk and blushed while the moms started laughing out loud and the girls giggled. I ran back to the slide and tried to retrieve the suit. I had no luck because it was too far to reach. I took cover behind the slide and tried to scope out my clothes or towel. Neither were anywhere to be found. I called out to my mom to get me a towel, but she told me, "your fault you didn't bring one out. Prepare better next time." I was shocked again. This wasn't the first embarrassing naked moment my mom has encountered with me but i thought she'd be kind enough to help me. I started to run for the back door of the house when my mom stopped me again saying, "you know the rules. No going in the house while wet." I could not believe her. I had the two girls I liked staring at my naked body while she just sat there laughing with the other moms. The two other moms went inside. I became hopeful thinking they would be kind enough to get me something to cover up with. Wrong again. They both came back out with cameras. They immediately started snapping photos. I wanted to jump back into the pool, but I needed to dry off in order to get inside. They got a lot of photos. 

After about ten minutes of this. The girls got out and dried off. They started whispering with the moms. My mom said to me, "I'll make you a deal. I'll give you a towel if you go around the side of the house and meet us at the front door." I said no way but she assured me that I wasn't getting anything any other way. They all went inside. I thought it over and decided. I snuck around the side and waited until there were no cars. I knocked on the door and waited. No answer. I kept knocking for five minutes until I gave up. I crouched by the door waiting. After ten minutes I stood up to stretch because I was getting sore and gave up on trying to get in. As I turned around to face the door, I saw the door open with all five of them there with cameras. My mom had a video camera. I covered up rushed the door. They shut it before I could get inside. Now they had pictures of everything. Around ten minutes and after ten cars and twelve people had gone by and seen me, they finally let me in. They have never let me live that down. They have not shown the photos to anyone as far as I know. 

The next day I told my dad he's a terrible slide builder.

Original Story: Embarrassing Penis Exposure, Part 3: Dinner & Game Night

Embarrassing Penis Exposure, Part 3: Dinner & Game Night

I'm sure it's no surprise that I went forward with a third part to this story. I'm not sure how many I'm going to do, but for now, enjoy the latest in the Embarrassing Penis Exposure Saga! I should warn you all, however, that this chapter gets a bit more explicit and, well, weird.

Dinner was awful. My mom made me remain naked the entire night with my sister and her friends all giggling the whole time. Her friends would often purposely drop silverware and peak under the table at my little package while pretending to pick up whatever they had dropped. When dinner was over, my mom made me go around and collect everyone's plates. I had to pick mine up with both hands, quickly exposing my penis to all of them again. My sister was sitting next to me, so I collected hers first as she just gazed at my little penis with an evil grin. I moved on quickly from her. Right as I was collecting a plate from her friend seated next to her, my sister then gave my butt a painful, stinging slap to the behind.

I winced and fell forward right into her friend. My penis actually bumped right into her bare shoulder (since she was wearing a tank top), which made everybody laugh more. The plates had bonked her in the head too, but I quickly backed up. I looked around at the laughing ladies with deep shame, but my mom just said, "Go on, collect the plates! We don't have all day!" I said nothing and just collected the girl's plate. I moved on to the next one, at the end of the table opposite from where I had been sitting. I was facing her and then felt another painful, stinging slap to the behind, causing me to fly forward into this girl. Again, my penis rubbed into her bare shoulder and they all laughed some more.

I turned around to see the first friend laughing innocently at me. I just ignored it, already humiliated enough, and grabbed the next plate. I then walked to the final friend, half-expecting another slap to the behind, but nothing happened. I collected the plate normally and then moved on to the last seat at the table. My mom, of course, looked right down at my penis, just all the other had done, and giggled a little more. Right as I was grabbing her plate, I noticed her mean little smirk and couldn't help but just look for a moment, feeling all the more ashamed. I then lost focus of my task at hand and dropped her plate, along with the others. Luckily, they were plastic, but I felt so embarrassed for being so clumsy.

My mom immediately ordered me to pick them up, but said that she would help me. She bent down to pick a few up, but right as I was about to squat down and help, I felt another painful, stinging slap to the behind and I went flying forward. Of course, my mom's face was right there and, well, my penis flew straight into that. I felt it rub against her cheek for a moment, but it quickly slid down her cheek onto her lips. It lingered on her lips for a moment and then slid down to her chin as she tried to adjust her face out of the way. Of course, the girls were laughing wildly as I was in too much utter shock to move for a moment. My mom was smirking too and couldn't hold back the laughter. She simply laughed out loud, but my penis was still at her chin and with the movement of her mouth opening as she laughed, I tripped forward a little and my penis fell inside her mouth for a moment. I felt her tongue moving as she only laughed harder at my predicament. At this point, my shock had worn off and my mom finally pulled away. I quickly backed up and saw an enormous grin on her face that made me think she had purposely prolonged my humiliation by letting my dick slide all over her face. She just stared at me, still laughing, so I quickly squatted down to pick up the plates.

"Mom, are you okay?" asked my sister, between fits of laughter.

After a moment of hesitation to catch her breath, my mom answered, "Oh yes. It was just like having an itty bitty bug fly too close to my face. Or like swallowing a tiny little fly and spitting it back out."

A roar of laughter followed and I just blushed some more, not like that even seemed possible to me at the time. My face was as red as a tomato, but somehow, each time I heard these lovely girls and my own mother make a crack about my shortcomings, it only cut deeper. Of course, I also got an erection, which only made them laugh more and joke about how I had "the hots" for my mom. I just picked up the plates as soon as I could and practically ran to the kitchen. I heard my sister yell to me as I ran in, "Maybe if you do a good job in the kitchen, mom'll suck you off all the way!" I heard them all laugh again, even my own mother.

While I was in the kitchen with the dishes, my sister had suggested we all play a game. They decided on Scattergories, so when I got back, the game was already out. Basically, it just turned into a competition for who could make the most small penis jokes or other jokes about how hairless I was. The first big one was when we had the letter S and the category was "Things that are cold." Every one of them had put "small penises," except for one girl who said "short penises." 

We played with the same card for the next round with a T, so when that category came around again, they all had very similar answers. My sister and one of her friends said "tiny penises," another friend said "tiny johnsons," another friend said "teeny tiny penises," and my mom said, "tiny wieners." We played that card one more round with an "M," and as you can guess, that category had some more interesting answers. My sister and two friends said "micropenises," another friend said "microscopic penises," and my mom said "mini penises." I tried to explain that since they were implying shrinkage, a micropenis wouldn't work as a correct answer since it was previously small before shrinkage, but they all just waved their pinkies at me and my sister said, "Shut up, you pin-dick nerd!" We played a total of twelve rounds and believe me, many, many more of these kinds of jokes came up.

When we got done with that game, we moved onto Monopoly. That went on for two hours and although there was a point when I actually started having fun, the ladies never failed to remind me about my hairless butt and small penis. At this point, they were seriously stretching to come up with anything clever - they said something about how powerful businessmen really did have tiny dicks and must shaves their asses -  but it stung a bit nonetheless. Of course, it stung more when my mom pulled me over lap and spanked me for supposedly cheating (even though they all knew I hadn't and only meant it as a joke) for about a minute. It wasn't a hard spanking, but it still stung.

When that was all over, my sister sent her friends home and they all said goodbye to me with a smack on the behind and a kiss on the cheek (yes, on my face). They walked out the door while waving their pinkies and giggling some more until my mom finally shut the door. Luckily, my mom let me go to bed after that, but the shame of it all stuck with me all night. It took me two hours to get to sleep, because I was thinking about it all so much still. I had never really thought of my penis as small before all this, but I sure knew better now. And to think, it all started just because I got a kick out of pantsing my friend's sister and checking out her ass.

The only thought that helped me sleep was the possibility that the worst might be over now. Maybe tomorrow would just be a lazy Sunday and that would be it. I was wrong though. As it turned out, the worst was yet to come.

Photos: Embarrassing Predicaments

Embarrassing Predicaments

I've found a great series of artwork which features a boy naked in various public places as female spectators laugh at him. Some of the places are very public and some are just houses. Some feature a whole crowd of women and some feature just a couple. Still, all of the photos I could find in this series are great. The only thing is that, as far as I can tell, there is no direct implication of the boy having a small penis, but it's still possible. He is depicted with an erection in every photo, but it doesn't look all that big to me, so who knows. Either way, it's a great bunch of photos. Enjoy!

Internet Find: Pantsed at a Pool Party

Pantsed at a Pool Party

I was very recently at a pool party hosted by a friend of my girlfriend. I had just been for a dip in the pool and had gone to the cooler to grab a beer. I was standing there talking to a couple of girls I know when some drunken guy (whom I didn't  know) came up and said something like "Don't just talk show them what you got" as he pulled my swim shorts down and ran away laughing. Before I could pull them back up both the girl's had a very good look at my tiny, baby-sized cock and I don't know who blushed more but they had bigger grins on there faces. My girlfriend had seen what happened and thought it was very amusing as well. She told me later that both the girls had told her how surprised they were at how tiny my penis is. It is only 2" soft on a good day but after a swim it is a micro 1" at best. On this occasion it was shaven down there as well (I do that on occasion particularly in summer) so I truly would have looked baby-like.

Internet Find: Embarrassing Consequences

Embarrassing Consequences

Another nice find from Experience Project. Enjoy!

By the time I was 14 I was used to my sisters making fun of my little dick, and so I was very shy around any girls. On this day, I was going home from school through a valley behind the school. I heard someone call my name and turned to see 2 girls from my class. We were walking together and met a group of about 5 or 6 younger kids from the junior school down the road. One of the girls from my class said she wanted to stop and have a cigarette before we reached the main road. We all sat around on the grass just chatting while this girl and her friend were smoking. They were behind me and I looked around to say something and realised I could see up her skirt, and so just stared at her knickers. Her friend saw me looking and said "Paul is looking up your skirt!" and started laughing. I just blushed and looked away. She put her cigarette out on the grass, stood up and said "Who wants to see Paul's dick? Let's get his pants off." Her and her friend jumped on me and all the kids started giggling and shouting something like "Yay, get his willy out."

I tried to jump up but they both grabbed my arms and one sat on my chest so I couldn't move. They undid my belt and pulled my zipper down and then told 2 of the younger girls to pull on my pants. My pants came down to my ankles and then the girl on my chest grabbed my undies and pushed them down, leaving me bare for everyone to see. The most embarrassing moment of my life so far, with my tiny dick and balls exposed, and the girls all giggling and saying things like "Wow, it's so small." They kept me there for maybe 15 minutes, just laughing and prodding my dick. The only boy there, about 10, pulled the front of his shorts down showing his dick and said "Look ! Mine is bigger than his."

I don't remember how it ended and how I got home. But from then on EVERYONE got to hear of Paul's tiny dick.

Original Story: Embarrassing Penis Exposure, Part 2: The Punishment Continues

Embarrassing Penis Exposure, Part 2: The Punishment Continues

I'm guessing that most of you have read my internet find "Embarrassing Penis Exposure," which has easily become my favorite story I've posted from another internet source on this blog. In fact, I love it so much, I've thought about writing my own continuation of the story for quite some time and decided to actually do it now. Just in case you haven't read the original story, click back to the beginning of August this year and it's the first internet find of the month. Enjoy, my friends!

The ride home was brutal and only prolonged the humiliation of it all. My mom made many comments, but what stuck with me most is when we just pulled into our driveway and she took one look at my crotch again with a smirk. She then said, "I guess you always will be my little baby!" My face went red right then and she only laughed some more.

I begged her to bring me a towel or any piece of clothing, but she just laughed and practically pulled me out of the car. Of course, it was just my luck that our smoking hot neighbor who didn't look a day over twenty-five had begun her afternoon jog right then. I fell to the ground right on my butt when my mom yanked me out of the car, leaving my penis in plain view. Our neighbor just happened to be watching at that moment and a surge of laughter was heard her way. I turned, humiliated, and quickly covered myself the best I could. She waved, my mom waved back, and she jogged off down the street, still laughing to herself.

When we got in the house, my sister was waiting for us in the kitchen, typing away on her laptop. She turned naturally, obviously not expecting to see me desperately covering my naked body, but her eyes went wide and her mouth dropped open upon this sight. My mom was laughing still and pushed me slightly towards my sister, who was slowly letting out gasps of giggles through all this. Right when my mom had pushed me in the kitchen, she quickly yanked my arms away, exposing me to my sister, who then laughed out loud at what sure sounded like the top of her lungs. 

"Oh my God! It's so sm- ... I'm sorry, mom, but it is!"

"No, no, I know, believe me."

My mom then proceeded to tell my sister in detail about how and why I had been stripped by my friend and his sister, and of course, they both had a good laugh about it. They also made their fair share of jokes about my size and hairlessness, but I was already as red as I could be. They both decided that as a further punishment for "disrespecting the privacy of a woman's body," I would be forced to remain naked, not allowed to cover, for as long as they deemed necessary. 

The first night was the worst. That night, my mom and sister disappeared upstairs for a while as they left me downstairs, watching TV. While down there though, I hardly watched TV. I just thought about all this and finally thought to myself, it can't be that bad. Those bitches have both already seen me naked, who cares if they do a while longer? I could take it. I could take the comments about my size and lack of hair, it didn't really matter in the end. I was never one to care what people thought and yeah, it was embarrassing - humiliating - what had happened, but life goes on.

Then, the doorbell rang. My mom yelled down the stairs to me, "Can you get that?" Seriously? I froze. A few seconds passed. The doorbell rang again. "Honey! I said, can you get that!?" I did nothing for a moment more. Was she serious? Me? In my... state of dress? The doorbell rang yet again, and again right after that. "I'm not asking again!!" I took a deep breath and stood up, afraid for the first time in my life of what my mom might do if I disobeyed. Maybe this wasn't going to be so easy.

I began walking to the door slowly, attempting to postpone what further humiliation waited for me, but another ring of the bell and order from my mom to answer made me pick up the pace. I approached the door, took a deep breath, and opened it. I swung it open and certainly did not expect to see who was waiting on the porch. It was not one, not two, but three of my sisters' gorgeous friends all smiling already. Of course, holding the door left my penis exposed and that is precisely where all of their eyes fixated quickly. My eyes got wide and they all burst into outrageous laughter as they stared straight at my penis. The one in the middle even made the small penis sign at me, making me blush even more.

"Come on in, girls," said my mom as I heard her walking down the stairs. I turned in fear to see not only my mom, but also my sister walking down the stairs with wide, devious grins on their faces. As they approached closer, my mom grabbed my right hand, making sure I didn't use it to cover up, and then the left as well.

"I see you've met my dumb little brother," said my sister with a giggle.

"Oh yeah," said one of them, "We saw your little brother alright!"

Laughter erupted from all of the girls in the room. My mom left go of my hands for just a moment and gave me a sharp slap on my butt. "Go set the table," she said. I asked for what and she calmly said, "Dinner! Of course!"

"Duh," added my sister. More laughter followed.

I was relieved to finally not be exposed to all of my sisters' friends, so I practically ran to the kitchen. I sat the table carefully as I could hear casual conversation with frequent laughter coming from the living room. God, I hated my mom. And my sister, of course. I had never been so embarrassed in my whole life, but that wasn't even the worst of it. Of course.

Internet Find: Only Boy at the Party

Only Boy at the Party

When I was 17 my best friend was a girl called Samantha. On her 16th birthday (two weeks after my 17th) she had an 'all girls' party at her home but she felt bad for leaving me out as I was her best friend so she let me come to the party. It was just like any other small house party, music, drinks, dancing etc. As the night was nearing it's end all the girls (8 in total) changed into their pajamas and we all sat in the living room having a chat. One girl then asked why I wasn't wearing my pajamas, I told her I had none and they all agreed that I probably slept naked. They then decided that since they were wearing what they would normally wear to bed that I should do the same. I thought they were kidding but all of a sudden they all grabbed me and pulled my shirt and jeans off me. I pleaded with them to leave it at that but they were having none of it and the honors fell to the birthday girl to remove my boxers. As soon as they came down a roar of laughter came from every one of them. There were several comments such as, "I didn't know you could have one that small" and "maybe it is an all-girls party after all!" They still had me pinned down and began to take pictures of me. Eventually I admitted defeat and stopped struggling, at that point they decided I'd suffered enough and gave me back my boxers. The rest of the night consisted of jokes about the size of my willy and constant pinkie wiggling. They were gracious enough to delete the pictures but soon everyone knew about the events of that night.

Internet Find: Karen & Mindy

Karen & Mindy

Again, I’ve brought you guys a story that doesn’t actually feature SPH, but it’s still a good story featuring a teenage guy being stripped and humiliated by his friends before girls. Hopefully, you guys like it, despite the lack of small penis references!

When I was 17, I was at my friend Mike's house. A few other guys and I were sleeping over so we all could get an early start on a fishing trip the next morning. Mike's two sisters Mindy (16), and Karen (17) were hanging around too. We were all goofing around in our pajamas wrestling and stuff when Jason mentions to the girls that I did not have any underwear on. This got the girls attention, and the other guys began to tease me saying they were all going to depants me. Seeing me visibly embarrassed by this made them tease me even more. Then things went a bit too far. Mike and Steve grabbed me and held me by the arms daring the girls to pants me. I thought they were just trying to make me squirm and the girls wouldn’t really do anything, but then Karen ran over and unbuttoned one of the two buttons holding my bottoms up. My bottoms slid down a little and were barely staying up now. I was afraid to move too much for fear they would totally slide down. There was just one snap on my fly now keeping my bottoms up. They had me pinned down good refusing to let me go. Mike suggested Mindy do the honors. I begged them to stop, but being egged on by everyone else, little Mindy came right over without any hesitation and pulled the snap open causing my bottoms to slide down my legs to my feet. I was fully on display with the girls squealing and laughing hysterically at me. Struggling to break lose with my willy wiggling around in full view made me look even more stupid. The guys held me like that so I could not move for at least a couple of minutes. I got kidded about it for the rest of the fishing trip. It was the most embarrassing time of my life.

LomoNavojo Art: How Did This Happen?!

How Did This Happen?!

It's been about a month since we've seen anything from the great LomoNavojo, but he's finally got another new one and it is indeed great. It's easily got the most public setting he's ever come up with and that certainly makes it one of his strongest pieces. Anyway, I'll quit gushing about it. Just enjoy, my friends!

Actually, this time LomoNavojo has truly outdone himself in another way. The title is an open call for people to comment and invent a scenario to explain the man's predicament. Here's a link if you want to comment: 

http://lomonavojo.deviantart.com/art/How-Did-This-Happen-390558279

Some French Artwork

Some French Artwork

I've had these pictures for quite a while now and unfortunately, it's been so long that I can't remember where I got them from. I know they're from a blog that features new pictures like these a couple times a month, but I just don't recall the name. Most of these pictures actually feature ladies being spanked and humiliated in public, but I'm a fan of all that too! In fact, these three photos I've been saving are the only ones off of the blog that features men being spanked/humiliated. They're great though and I hope you like them! The first one could have an implication of small penis humiliation, but the others are strictly spanking.

Internet Find: Nasty Step Mom

Nasty Step Mom

Okay, so there’s not any SPH in this story, but it does feature exposure and spanking. In the story, a teenage boy is humiliated by his step-mom, who forces him to go naked in front of his sisters and their friends, and gives him a spanking to top it all off. If that doesn't appeal to you, then don’t read it, but I personally love this one. Even though it doesn't feature any SPH, I figure that it’s the type of story most of my followers would like. Enjoy, my friends!

My dad got a divorce and married this younger woman and my sisters and I had to put up with having a step mother. She was much younger than my mom and thought she was the sexiest women in the neighborhood. She was always warning these low cut blouses with her breasts pushed up, short skirts and high heel shoes. She got my sisters to dress sexy and taught them how to put on their make up, so they got along fine with her. I guess because my sisters are 16 and 18, beauty and vanity is very important to them. As a 14 year old boy, it was no secret I hated having a step mother and she knew it. When my dad was out working, she wouldn't let me out of the house, but I would sneak out anyway to hang out with friends. One day I was taking a shower and she walked in on me, removed all the towels leaving me with nothing to get back to my room. I ran down stairs and found out she had locked my room from the inside. I went back to the bathroom and she had also locked it. She told me if I wanted to go hang out with my friends, I would have to do it with no clothes on. I've always made it a point not to let my sisters see me naked, but this bitch was embarrassing me in front of them. She told me to come down stairs and sit in the living room. I didn't want to come down, but she said if I didn't she would drag me down. My sisters were having so much fun with my situation, and said they would help her if I didn't come down. I didn't want to get humiliated by getting dragged down by three bitches, so I went and sat in the living room. She came out of the kitchen with a paddle in her hand as they all grabbed me and put me over the back of the sofa and spanked the shit out of my butt. She said that was for taking off without her permission. She made me stand with my hands on top of my head for hours, so everyone could see my red ass. That wasn't the only thing my sisters were looking at, as they were going around to check out my dick. The doorbell rang, and my sisters asked my step mother if her girlfriend could come in. She said yes, so they opened the door and told her to not mind her naked brother, he's just being punished for being a bad boy as they went by me. The bitch wanted to humiliate me as much as she could, and teach me lesson I'd never forget. Those were the most embarrassing three hours of my entire life.

Photo: Three Girls

Three Girls

Here's a quick photo I found while searching the web far and wide for more SPH content! I hope you all enjoy it! It's definitely one of the funnier photos I've seen that caters to fans of SPH. 

Photo: They Call Him Tiny

They Call Him Tiny

Again, it's self-explanatory. I found it on Deviantart and I hope it's something you guys all like as much as I do!

Photo: Stolen Shorts

Stolen Shorts

Here's a simple, yet fun little photo I found on Deviantart. There's not much to say about it. It's a personal favorite of mine and I hope you all enjoy it!

Small Penis Memes: Stanley

Small Penis Memes: Stanley

Here is a lot more of the material I found on Troll.me. I didn't group these ones with the other SPH memes, because these ones can actually be formed into a story. It's a surprisingly concise story (thought a little bit is still vague) and a great fantasy for us guys who like this sort of thing, so I hope you all enjoy it. Basically, there are two options for this story - either you can pretend your name is Stanley and imagine the girls are all talking to you or you can just imagine you're watching it all go down as yourself. Either way is great fun! Enjoy!

Internet Find: Girls Can Be Cruel

Girls Can Be Cruel

OK so I was 14 at the time with a really small dick (at the time I didn't think it was small). It was about 3 inches hard and 1.5 soft. After gym, everyone had to take a shower but I never did because of my small dick. So one day we had to go swimming. It was a normal gym day until one of the girls came up to me and said meet me in the showers after. She had huge tits and was really hot so I couldn't say no. So we went in and I took off all of my clothes and grabbed a towel to meet her there. She was standing right outside the shower area and said, "You go first." So I dropped the towel, went near the showers, and turned one on . I then turned around to see her running away with my towel. So I go to chase her, because that was my first instinct. I couldn't find her, so I went to my locker to grab my other clothes, but they turned out to be gone too. So it was about 10 minutes after the period ended when she opened the door and said, "We will give you your stuff back if you come to us. At this point, I still didn't think my dick was small because I was stupid. I thought it was average size, so I wasn't really embarrassed to show a few girls my dick. So I went out and all I heard was laughter and pictures being taken. I looked down and saw that it was even smaller than before because I was just in the shower. Then I felt something behind me and two girls tied my hands together. I looked up to see my clothes on a basketball hoop. They said since they already had their pictures, they will help me get it. So they go the ladder that was always next to the hoop and said, "Here. Climb this." Once I got on the actual hoop, I was just standing there naked. I tried to reach over and get my clothes, but the girls hit them off with a stick. So I went to the ladder, but once I got there, they were already down. So I was just standing there with my hard, 2-inch dick out that was and my hands still tied behind my back . They then called a few of their friends over and they all took more pictures. After abut 10 minutes, the girls basketball team came in and my dick was really hard now. All the girls were laughing so hard. Finally, the coach of the girls basketball team came over (who was the hottest teacher I had ever had), looked at me and put her hand over her mouth to stop giggling, but then said, "Hey, take take him down." But she was still laughing.

Ladies Making the Small Penis Sign

Ladies Making the Small Penis Sign

During my search to find a great image for the layout of my website (the image you can see to your right), I found a few more worthy mentions. I could only go with one, but I found some truly great photos similar to it. So I decided to post all of them since they do feature one of the most basic and best phenomenons for fans of SPH - a woman making the small penis sign. Of course, I've included the original as well, but here are the rest I could find for now. Enjoy!

Small Penis Shirts

Small Penis Shirts

In my research, I've discovered just a few images of women wearing shirts mocking small penises. I couldn't find all that many, but I found a nice little selection. The images are pretty self-explanatory and there's not much else to say anyway, so without further ado, here is what I found! Enjoy!

Internet Find: Speedo Or None?

Speedo Or None?

As the title might suggest, this is another one of those incredibly unbelievable, yet highly entertaining SPH stories. It's another classic I initially discovered on "YourEmbarrassingMoments.com" and there's really not much else to say about it. Enjoy this one, guys!

This happened to me just last summer, I was 15 and was going into 10th grade. The day before school ended we each wrote essays in English about what what we were doing over the break, I wrote that I was vacationing with my family on Maui. The most attractive girls in the class wrote the same. "Maybe we'll meet up," I joked, for the chances of that happening are so small. 

Well I stayed at this weird  but fancy hotel that was nice, but had one odd rule, the pool area was speedos only. Now, I am a bit short down there, about 1 to 1.5 inches when soft, maybe just 1 or possibly less when wet, so indeed I feared the rule. One day though, when my parents were gone, I decided to go, because it was just sooo hot. I did get a few stares and giggles at my crotch, but I just told myself to ignore them, and not look down, for it would only draw more attention. I cooled off in the pool a little while, then did a dive off the high dive, and got out. I received tons of stares now, and got tense, so without thinking I began to briskly walk balk to my hotel room. I kept telling myself to not look down, fearing it would attract more stares. I finally entered the elevators, and pressed floor 15, but when the shiny doors closed, I saw my reflection and realized i was butt naked! I was sooooo embarrassed! 

The elevator stopped on the first floor, and I realized someone was getting in with me. Guess who. The hottest girl, my crush cam walking in, pressed floor 15 as well, and simply said: Corey, oh my god! Why are you nude! Then she began hysterically laughing. I just whimpered something and looked down, hiding my face. Finally we got out together at floor 15, when I realized I didn't have my key! I would have to go down again! I gasped, and she realized what was going on. We just so happened to have rooms with connecting doors, so she let me in hers, while her entire family watched me. When they weren't looking, she pried my hands away, got a glimpse of my tiny wet penis, and began hysterically laughing again. 

Needless to say, this year at school, word has definitely spread of my nude streak and my half-incher. Definitely my most embarrassing moment.

Internet Find: The Truth Comes Out

The Truth Comes Out

I'm sure at least some of you have read this story before since it has been on the site "YourEmbarrassingMoments.com" for quite a while now. I also posted it on Experience Project through my RyanSmith60 account a while back, but I thought I'd go ahead and post it here too. It's a classic tale of small penis humiliation and I really think you guys will love it! Enjoy!

I was 22 at the time, and it was summer. I was having trouble picking up chicks at the time, so I decided to look for some at the beach. Well, my bathing suit was totally lame, so I decided to get a new one. I went to a small shop, and found all the normal ones, next to the Speedos. I was looking through the normal ones, but none looked too cool, and then just for fun I began looking through the Speedos. I would never wear a Speedo, as I don't have too much to brag about down there (maybe 2 inches). However, in the back, I saw that they were selling 'padding' - you stuff it inside your Speedo to make your bulge seem bigger ('for modest sized men' the label said). I thought 'hey, this will be a great way to pick up chicks! I'll make them think I'm huge!' so I bought a whole bunch of the stuff. So I went to the beach, with what looked like a massive bulge. Immediately, beautiful women began swarming around me - it was great. In my glory, I decided to show off a little more by going swimming - getting myself wet. However when I emerged from the water, the women all had strange looks on their faces. 'What's this?' one of them said. All my padding was sticking out! I turned bright read and began to get an erection (I don't know why). One of the hot women then began to pull all the padding out of my Speedo, and in doing this, she caught a glimpse of my tiny shrunken penis. 'Oh my!' she exclaimed. Taking the padding in her hands and waiving it in front of all the other women, saying 'Its padding! He's the tiniest guy I ever saw!' Everyone began to laugh, and taking up my last ounce of pride, I firmly demanded my pads back. 'Oh do you?' she asked. I then made a motion to snatch it out of her hands, and while I was doing so, one of the girls came from behind and pulled down my Speedo, exposing me to everyone there. I was so overwhelmed, I literally fainted. I woke up hours later in the lifeguard station, wearing nothing but a life guard towel. The life guard, who was an attractive woman, was chatting and giggling with her colleague. When she saw that I had awaken she walked over, with a huge grin on her face, and handed me my pads and Speedo. She then informed me that I was no longer welcome at that beach. The moral of the story is: don't lie about your size, because sooner or later, the truth will come out.