Internet Find: Left Out To Dry

Left Out To Dry

When I was thirteen years old, I was at my house with two girls from school and our moms. We were all in the backyard getting ready to go swimming. The girls changed into their bathing suits inside while I had to change under my towel outside while all three of the moms were out there with me. I got out of my short easily and almost got my bathing suit on until my towel came undone and all the moms saw my bare bottom. They thought it was funny and adorable at the same time. I pulled them up quickly and the girls came outside.

We swam for a bit while the moms relaxed on the tanning chairs drinking and chatting. My dad had recently installed a waterslide for me that he built. I hadn't used it before so I was really excited to go. My friends told me to go and try it out first. It was pretty tall and steep so you could go fast. I got to the top and got the moms attention for the big moment of the first use of the slide. I laid on my stomach and launched down. I felt a little snag but it didn't slow me down. I thought it was super fun. I came back up and got out of the water to go a second time. The girls and the moms both had totally shocked looks. I looked back at the slide and saw my swim trunks snagged on something in the middle of the slide. It took me a couple seconds to realize that if my swim trunks were over there, then they weren't on me! I was completely naked! 

Shocked I covered up my shrunken half developed junk and blushed while the moms started laughing out loud and the girls giggled. I ran back to the slide and tried to retrieve the suit. I had no luck because it was too far to reach. I took cover behind the slide and tried to scope out my clothes or towel. Neither were anywhere to be found. I called out to my mom to get me a towel, but she told me, "your fault you didn't bring one out. Prepare better next time." I was shocked again. This wasn't the first embarrassing naked moment my mom has encountered with me but i thought she'd be kind enough to help me. I started to run for the back door of the house when my mom stopped me again saying, "you know the rules. No going in the house while wet." I could not believe her. I had the two girls I liked staring at my naked body while she just sat there laughing with the other moms. The two other moms went inside. I became hopeful thinking they would be kind enough to get me something to cover up with. Wrong again. They both came back out with cameras. They immediately started snapping photos. I wanted to jump back into the pool, but I needed to dry off in order to get inside. They got a lot of photos. 

After about ten minutes of this. The girls got out and dried off. They started whispering with the moms. My mom said to me, "I'll make you a deal. I'll give you a towel if you go around the side of the house and meet us at the front door." I said no way but she assured me that I wasn't getting anything any other way. They all went inside. I thought it over and decided. I snuck around the side and waited until there were no cars. I knocked on the door and waited. No answer. I kept knocking for five minutes until I gave up. I crouched by the door waiting. After ten minutes I stood up to stretch because I was getting sore and gave up on trying to get in. As I turned around to face the door, I saw the door open with all five of them there with cameras. My mom had a video camera. I covered up rushed the door. They shut it before I could get inside. Now they had pictures of everything. Around ten minutes and after ten cars and twelve people had gone by and seen me, they finally let me in. They have never let me live that down. They have not shown the photos to anyone as far as I know. 

The next day I told my dad he's a terrible slide builder.

Photo: Spanked at the Mall

Spanked at the Mall

Again, I apologize, but there is no explicit SPH here. It's still a nice photo though. A public, bare bottom spanking from mom while a bunch of women watch and try not to laugh is always exciting, right? I think it's a nice find at least and I hope you all agree. Enjoy, my followers!

Original Story: Embarrassing Penis Exposure, Part 3: Dinner & Game Night

Embarrassing Penis Exposure, Part 3: Dinner & Game Night

I'm sure it's no surprise that I went forward with a third part to this story. I'm not sure how many I'm going to do, but for now, enjoy the latest in the Embarrassing Penis Exposure Saga! I should warn you all, however, that this chapter gets a bit more explicit and, well, weird.

Dinner was awful. My mom made me remain naked the entire night with my sister and her friends all giggling the whole time. Her friends would often purposely drop silverware and peak under the table at my little package while pretending to pick up whatever they had dropped. When dinner was over, my mom made me go around and collect everyone's plates. I had to pick mine up with both hands, quickly exposing my penis to all of them again. My sister was sitting next to me, so I collected hers first as she just gazed at my little penis with an evil grin. I moved on quickly from her. Right as I was collecting a plate from her friend seated next to her, my sister then gave my butt a painful, stinging slap to the behind.

I winced and fell forward right into her friend. My penis actually bumped right into her bare shoulder (since she was wearing a tank top), which made everybody laugh more. The plates had bonked her in the head too, but I quickly backed up. I looked around at the laughing ladies with deep shame, but my mom just said, "Go on, collect the plates! We don't have all day!" I said nothing and just collected the girl's plate. I moved on to the next one, at the end of the table opposite from where I had been sitting. I was facing her and then felt another painful, stinging slap to the behind, causing me to fly forward into this girl. Again, my penis rubbed into her bare shoulder and they all laughed some more.

I turned around to see the first friend laughing innocently at me. I just ignored it, already humiliated enough, and grabbed the next plate. I then walked to the final friend, half-expecting another slap to the behind, but nothing happened. I collected the plate normally and then moved on to the last seat at the table. My mom, of course, looked right down at my penis, just all the other had done, and giggled a little more. Right as I was grabbing her plate, I noticed her mean little smirk and couldn't help but just look for a moment, feeling all the more ashamed. I then lost focus of my task at hand and dropped her plate, along with the others. Luckily, they were plastic, but I felt so embarrassed for being so clumsy.

My mom immediately ordered me to pick them up, but said that she would help me. She bent down to pick a few up, but right as I was about to squat down and help, I felt another painful, stinging slap to the behind and I went flying forward. Of course, my mom's face was right there and, well, my penis flew straight into that. I felt it rub against her cheek for a moment, but it quickly slid down her cheek onto her lips. It lingered on her lips for a moment and then slid down to her chin as she tried to adjust her face out of the way. Of course, the girls were laughing wildly as I was in too much utter shock to move for a moment. My mom was smirking too and couldn't hold back the laughter. She simply laughed out loud, but my penis was still at her chin and with the movement of her mouth opening as she laughed, I tripped forward a little and my penis fell inside her mouth for a moment. I felt her tongue moving as she only laughed harder at my predicament. At this point, my shock had worn off and my mom finally pulled away. I quickly backed up and saw an enormous grin on her face that made me think she had purposely prolonged my humiliation by letting my dick slide all over her face. She just stared at me, still laughing, so I quickly squatted down to pick up the plates.

"Mom, are you okay?" asked my sister, between fits of laughter.

After a moment of hesitation to catch her breath, my mom answered, "Oh yes. It was just like having an itty bitty bug fly too close to my face. Or like swallowing a tiny little fly and spitting it back out."

A roar of laughter followed and I just blushed some more, not like that even seemed possible to me at the time. My face was as red as a tomato, but somehow, each time I heard these lovely girls and my own mother make a crack about my shortcomings, it only cut deeper. Of course, I also got an erection, which only made them laugh more and joke about how I had "the hots" for my mom. I just picked up the plates as soon as I could and practically ran to the kitchen. I heard my sister yell to me as I ran in, "Maybe if you do a good job in the kitchen, mom'll suck you off all the way!" I heard them all laugh again, even my own mother.

While I was in the kitchen with the dishes, my sister had suggested we all play a game. They decided on Scattergories, so when I got back, the game was already out. Basically, it just turned into a competition for who could make the most small penis jokes or other jokes about how hairless I was. The first big one was when we had the letter S and the category was "Things that are cold." Every one of them had put "small penises," except for one girl who said "short penises." 

We played with the same card for the next round with a T, so when that category came around again, they all had very similar answers. My sister and one of her friends said "tiny penises," another friend said "tiny johnsons," another friend said "teeny tiny penises," and my mom said, "tiny wieners." We played that card one more round with an "M," and as you can guess, that category had some more interesting answers. My sister and two friends said "micropenises," another friend said "microscopic penises," and my mom said "mini penises." I tried to explain that since they were implying shrinkage, a micropenis wouldn't work as a correct answer since it was previously small before shrinkage, but they all just waved their pinkies at me and my sister said, "Shut up, you pin-dick nerd!" We played a total of twelve rounds and believe me, many, many more of these kinds of jokes came up.

When we got done with that game, we moved onto Monopoly. That went on for two hours and although there was a point when I actually started having fun, the ladies never failed to remind me about my hairless butt and small penis. At this point, they were seriously stretching to come up with anything clever - they said something about how powerful businessmen really did have tiny dicks and must shaves their asses -  but it stung a bit nonetheless. Of course, it stung more when my mom pulled me over lap and spanked me for supposedly cheating (even though they all knew I hadn't and only meant it as a joke) for about a minute. It wasn't a hard spanking, but it still stung.

When that was all over, my sister sent her friends home and they all said goodbye to me with a smack on the behind and a kiss on the cheek (yes, on my face). They walked out the door while waving their pinkies and giggling some more until my mom finally shut the door. Luckily, my mom let me go to bed after that, but the shame of it all stuck with me all night. It took me two hours to get to sleep, because I was thinking about it all so much still. I had never really thought of my penis as small before all this, but I sure knew better now. And to think, it all started just because I got a kick out of pantsing my friend's sister and checking out her ass.

The only thought that helped me sleep was the possibility that the worst might be over now. Maybe tomorrow would just be a lazy Sunday and that would be it. I was wrong though. As it turned out, the worst was yet to come.

Photos: Embarrassing Predicaments

Embarrassing Predicaments

I've found a great series of artwork which features a boy naked in various public places as female spectators laugh at him. Some of the places are very public and some are just houses. Some feature a whole crowd of women and some feature just a couple. Still, all of the photos I could find in this series are great. The only thing is that, as far as I can tell, there is no direct implication of the boy having a small penis, but it's still possible. He is depicted with an erection in every photo, but it doesn't look all that big to me, so who knows. Either way, it's a great bunch of photos. Enjoy!

Internet Find: Pantsed at a Pool Party

Pantsed at a Pool Party

I was very recently at a pool party hosted by a friend of my girlfriend. I had just been for a dip in the pool and had gone to the cooler to grab a beer. I was standing there talking to a couple of girls I know when some drunken guy (whom I didn't  know) came up and said something like "Don't just talk show them what you got" as he pulled my swim shorts down and ran away laughing. Before I could pull them back up both the girl's had a very good look at my tiny, baby-sized cock and I don't know who blushed more but they had bigger grins on there faces. My girlfriend had seen what happened and thought it was very amusing as well. She told me later that both the girls had told her how surprised they were at how tiny my penis is. It is only 2" soft on a good day but after a swim it is a micro 1" at best. On this occasion it was shaven down there as well (I do that on occasion particularly in summer) so I truly would have looked baby-like.

Internet Find: Embarrassing Consequences

Embarrassing Consequences

Another nice find from Experience Project. Enjoy!

By the time I was 14 I was used to my sisters making fun of my little dick, and so I was very shy around any girls. On this day, I was going home from school through a valley behind the school. I heard someone call my name and turned to see 2 girls from my class. We were walking together and met a group of about 5 or 6 younger kids from the junior school down the road. One of the girls from my class said she wanted to stop and have a cigarette before we reached the main road. We all sat around on the grass just chatting while this girl and her friend were smoking. They were behind me and I looked around to say something and realised I could see up her skirt, and so just stared at her knickers. Her friend saw me looking and said "Paul is looking up your skirt!" and started laughing. I just blushed and looked away. She put her cigarette out on the grass, stood up and said "Who wants to see Paul's dick? Let's get his pants off." Her and her friend jumped on me and all the kids started giggling and shouting something like "Yay, get his willy out."

I tried to jump up but they both grabbed my arms and one sat on my chest so I couldn't move. They undid my belt and pulled my zipper down and then told 2 of the younger girls to pull on my pants. My pants came down to my ankles and then the girl on my chest grabbed my undies and pushed them down, leaving me bare for everyone to see. The most embarrassing moment of my life so far, with my tiny dick and balls exposed, and the girls all giggling and saying things like "Wow, it's so small." They kept me there for maybe 15 minutes, just laughing and prodding my dick. The only boy there, about 10, pulled the front of his shorts down showing his dick and said "Look ! Mine is bigger than his."

I don't remember how it ended and how I got home. But from then on EVERYONE got to hear of Paul's tiny dick.

Photo: The Reason Why I Hate Hospitals

The Reason Why I Hate Hospitals

Here's another image I cam across on Deviantart! There's not much to say about it. Just view and enjoy!